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rooftoptendie 1 point ago +1 / -0

>cutting a penis off doesn't make you a biological woman

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

-Reddit

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rooftoptendie 2 points ago +2 / -0

makes sense. i occasionally mull the idea of starting fresh.

at least on dotwins, there is no way to follow a user, so there is that.

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rooftoptendie 1 point ago +1 / -0

If this were me, I would immediately fire my doctors and replace them with new ones. This is the perfect time to pick new docs, BECAUSE of rona. Either they will or they won't respect your rights and you'll find out immediately.

I had a very complicated illness no one could diagnose or treat correctly, and I fired SIX doctors in succession until I found the right one. And I am never leaving, he is a bloody GENIUS. If I had any hesitation about firing a doc I don't like, I never would have met this doc I love so much.

Finding a doc is like shopping for anything else. A diamond ring, or a jacket or a pair of glasses or a car. If I don't like it, then I don't buy it.

This was a blessing in disguise.

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rooftoptendie 2 points ago +2 / -0

maybe frontline doctors can point you to a resource you can use to find if there is even ONE doc in WA that's anti-ronavax. If you can find one doc, you can call their office and ask for a referral to a doc closer to you who they know from WOM is anti-ronavax...?

I feel your pain, WA healthcare is abysmal. I'd pay out of pocket for a good ND instead if it was really important. A really good ND is like an angel from Heaven.

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rooftoptendie 4 points ago +4 / -0

is aged irish whiskey the universally recognized health care worker bribe-currency?

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rooftoptendie 3 points ago +3 / -0

but i've diagnosed you as a sex addict. Just trade a neighbor sex for covfefe. Tell them it's for your therapy.

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rooftoptendie 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am still suspicious because youve been here 40 days and you've racked up an awful lot of karma and chat like you been here 4 years.

I can't decide if you are a sleeper or just an oldtimer with a fresh acct.

(sips covfefe)

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rooftoptendie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Im gonna go ahead and diagnose you as unipolar bipolar depressive borderline antisocial schizotypal anorexic bulimic obsessive compulsive sociopathic sex addicted narcissist compulsive gambler with delusions of grandeur, epilepsy, and tourettes.

I recommend a daily regimen of a pack of smokes, ten pots of covfefe, four blunts and a box of doughnuts. Call me in the morning.

But I'm not diagnosing you though, and I'd never give any health or medical advice so I'm definitely not doing that. Nope, no way.

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rooftoptendie 4 points ago +4 / -0

>claims to be a psychologist

>making Pokemon comments on reddit the day before

yeah, no.

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rooftoptendie 34 points ago +34 / -0

>you can't diagnose people over the net..."

>proceeds to diagnose over the net

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rooftoptendie 5 points ago +5 / -0

Macy's thinks people will by Chrissy's pots and pans at 40% off. Try again, fuckstains.

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rooftoptendie 8 points ago +8 / -0

democrats are not voting for anyone named Cheney. They haven't forgotten the Bush regime.

Liz needs a straightjacket. She's prolly only announcing she's running so she can collect "campaign donations".

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rooftoptendie 3 points ago +3 / -0

no, fuck those bitches. But maybe a few all-access passes to an Ariana Grande concert or lunch with Lady Gaga or some shit.

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rooftoptendie 4 points ago +4 / -0

which I was completely against until I saw a video this morning of a lady filling a hole-riddled plastic grocery bag with gasoline and tying a knot at the top, y'know, to secure the gasoline in the bag. She basically turned her station wagon into a car bomb.

And it instantly changed my outlook on voluntary vaxxing.

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rooftoptendie 2 points ago +2 / -0

oh my god, this is incredible...

spin the wheel, get a million, or get permanent palsy!!! Let it ride!!!

All it needs now are contact tracers chasing you with chainsaws and a Vaxx-Cam, and you got a real-life version of Running Man. Holy shit pedes.

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rooftoptendie 3 points ago +3 / -0

i am so glad to hear it, fren!

sounds like your dream-life is starting to get fun! Isn't upside down backwards the way images project from the retina onto the brain or something? I'm pretty bad with optical anatomy...

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