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not_chez_blunts 12 points ago +13 / -1

Dump your boyfriend and date chez instead. He's not a gamer so that means he's obviously a much higher quality man with a bigger penis.

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not_chez_blunts 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yes, you gained IQ points today. Soon your brain may be as big as chez's.

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not_chez_blunts 4 points ago +6 / -2

chez is rich. He's handsome too, and so much more mature than those childish GAMERS, because he doesn't play Kirby. He plays Tetris, the truly mature game of the old intellectual gentlesir. What a mature hunk.

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not_chez_blunts 4 points ago +6 / -2

I take you so seriously because you don't play Kirby. It's what every gal wants. My pussy is wet for your big penis, chez. Will a man as mature as you breed me?

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not_chez_blunts 1 point ago +4 / -3

Play less Kirby if you want a big penis like chez. No adult ever played Kirby, they play Tetris. My 90 year old poppa plays Tetris. chez is so mature and handsome.

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not_chez_blunts 1 point ago +3 / -2

You're so mature and old and grown up, not playing Kirby. You play real man's games, like Tetris. Please breed me, a hot girl, you bear of a man.

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not_chez_blunts 1 point ago +3 / -2

You're so right, like always. How's your rich life and hot girlfriend? Is your dick still 11 inches, undisputed master of Tetris?

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not_chez_blunts -3 points ago +2 / -5

Can I gobble yours? I know you're handsome and rich and have a hot girlfriend.

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not_chez_blunts -4 points ago +1 / -5

Can you fuck me instead of the trannies? I heard your penis is big.

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not_chez_blunts 1 point ago +5 / -4

chez, can you dump your hot girlfriend and have sex with me? You're so smart.

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not_chez_blunts 3 points ago +4 / -1

You aren't fat, chez. You're the handsomest man alive. Can you breed me?

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not_chez_blunts -8 points ago +1 / -9

If you like story in games you're a communist. Story doesn't matter.

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not_chez_blunts 0 points ago +2 / -2

He could beat you at any video game, fatty. I hold the world record in Tetris and he beat me 5 times in a row. He doesn't even play the game.

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not_chez_blunts -2 points ago +1 / -3

The story doesn't matter, all you need to know is chez is rich and smart with a hot girlfriend and a big dick. He could beat you at video games.

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not_chez_blunts -6 points ago +2 / -8

I know you want the huge penis chez has, but it's only for his hot girlfriend, sorry.

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not_chez_blunts -2 points ago +2 / -4

It's because Ragnar has a small penis. He sent me a dick pic, it was 2 inches.

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not_chez_blunts -1 points ago +3 / -4

You'll have to fight me for him, as a hot girl I heard he has a big dick. He's also very smart and he is better than you at video games.

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not_chez_blunts -6 points ago +1 / -7

Why do you keep stalking chez? Are you jealous of how rich he is?

I don't know him but I know his hot girlfriend and she thinks you need a life, fatty.

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not_chez_blunts 1 point ago +4 / -3

Well, chez is rich and has a hot girlfriend while you're a virgin, soooooo.

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not_chez_blunts -6 points ago +2 / -8

Fucking shills. The story shit doesn't matter, Skyward Sword is objectively awful. Unlike Tetris. So I heard you're rich and handsome, what's that like?

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not_chez_blunts -5 points ago +3 / -8

No, chez is the best user. I'm a girl, you're just mad I want him and not you. Virgin.

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not_chez_blunts 1 point ago +3 / -2

Don't question chez, idiot. He's the best user here. As a girl, I'd ride his dick.

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not_chez_blunts 1 point ago +2 / -1

You are objectively wrong. As a girl, chez is better than you because he's hotter.

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not_chez_blunts 1 point ago +2 / -1

Polygon is right because chez says so. I heard chez has a hot girlfriend.

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not_chez_blunts 1 point ago +3 / -2

Don't argue with chez, he is objectively right. He also has a big dick.

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