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eagleheart585 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmfao thats a great idea!

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eagleheart585 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is what I was looking for but I don't think you read what I wrote. Fauci does kill kenny and although Stans grandad would be a great Joe Biden I don't think that's nearly as funny as him being Mr. Slave stealing the election from Mr. Garison to get his attention and his new master being winnie the poo.

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eagleheart585 -2 points ago +1 / -3

Who built the pyramids?

  • Black people?

  • Ancient Egyptians and jewish slaves?

  • Aliens?

  • Transdimensional entities?

  • Thoth the Atlantian?

  • Humans from Mars?

  • The British built them ~200 years ago?

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eagleheart585 3 points ago +3 / -0

Angry Video Game Nerd since the 90s lol

Also dunky bc you can't beat this Metal Gear Solid review

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eagleheart585 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think Bob's Burgers tried to get us to disassociate the two, episodes in that show are often about acceptance of people who are total freaks. Literally just now noticing that, episodes kind of have a format:

  1. They meet some sort weirdo / freak walks into the restaurant

  2. New character causes trouble in some way and people are rightfully upset

  3. They go to confront the freak but find them in a pathetic scenario so instead they sympathize

  4. One of the main characters takes the role of a protagonist when they defend / stand up for the weirdo

That show kind of gives off pedo vibes. There was an episode where the Linda's sister hangs up butthole drawings all over the restaurant, they sympathize with her and she ends up selling them. There was an episode where a biker gang kept hanging out at the restaurant, after being put in a pathetic situation they sympathize and the gang "Three Headed Snakes" iirc hangs out at the kid's schools throughout the series afterwards. Like, what? My roommate always points out that Gene (the 11 year old boy) makes a sexual innuendo "joke" at some point, the kind a child would not and should not know about, in literally every episode.

Make no mistake, the real world is nothing like this dumb cartoon. Freaks and weirdos are that way for a reason. There is motive behind their actions and words; be it financial or sexual motivation. Just like the guy who pretends to love the product he is selling, he just wants your money. I think everyone who identifies as "queer", "pansexual" or "transexual" are only trying to get laid. I think all "furrys" are pedophiles and they try to hide it by pretending the depictions of genitals on cartoon characters and fuzzy mascots aren't meant to introduce children to their sexual perversions.

Modern TV shows are all trash

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eagleheart585 4 points ago +4 / -0

Spicy hot peppers are a natural fag repellant

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eagleheart585 3 points ago +3 / -0

WHO TF SMILES IN THEIR MUGSHOT?!

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eagleheart585 1 point ago +1 / -0

MGS2 is probably my most played although Peace Walker 2 is getting up there, if I were to go through MGS1 again I'd consider trying out Twin Snakes on the gamecube. It's really rare but looks like a remake with additional cutscenes and first person shooting. Although the PS1 version would be nostalgic.

There was the legacy collection that had 1-4 which came out for the ps3 and maybe the ps4 too, that could be your best shot on getting those games for ps5. Check the playstation store.

Also you might want to consider playing the games chronologically, it makes the finale more epic. Here is the order:

MGS3

Peace Walker

MGS5

Metal Gear, Snakes Revenge (NES) (skip these ones)

MGS1

MGS2

MGS4 (Finale)

Or just play MGS2 because they predicted everything that's going on right now and it aged perfectly.

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eagleheart585 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who is this guy and why am I not seeing Red Green?

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eagleheart585 3 points ago +3 / -0

The man! THE MAN!

THE LEGEND!!

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eagleheart585 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the kind of bartender who thinks their job is hard. It's not.

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eagleheart585 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was working the counter at a burger joint and my dad didn't recognize me when he ordered until he saw the "friends and family discount" on his receipt.

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eagleheart585 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was the perfect age for pokemon and digimon back when it aired. Digimon was great! The episode where Tai keeps feeding Agumon (the little dino guy) and overworking him to try and make him evolve really stuck with me. Agumon knew what he was doing was wrong but he did it anyways because he didn't want to disappoint Tai, he ended up turning into a savage monster. That episode alone had so many life lessons packed into it: patience, social / societal pressure, awareness, indulgence, parental guilt, what it's like to walk the wrong path. In the original Digimon World game (made by the same people who made tamagotchi) the same thing would happen, if you overworked or abused your companion they would turn into something terrible.

I loved pokemon too but there is no comparison when it comes to quality. One show aims to teach your children while the other aims to distract them with animal noises and flashing lights (also to sell merch).

Great meme, saving it! Triggered a digimon rant, thanks lol

Glad to see you're not on craigslist and tinder. A well deserved break.

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eagleheart585 2 points ago +2 / -0

Women have to deal with unrealistic body standards!

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eagleheart585 3 points ago +3 / -0

Her face is covered and you have NO IDEA what is behind that mask!

I've played enough mortal combat to be forever turned off by face coverings.

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eagleheart585 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm so glad to see people enjoying my memes here, this one was quickly removed from reddit. I guess you can't show a monkey destroying a city in this context lol

A few months ago I got my reddit account permanitely suspended for posting "fatphobic" content. I've had tons of posts removed but my entire account of 10+ years and over 300k fake internet points was finally finished by me telling people to work out and limit their sugar intake. Reddit is a joke. It's a pornography website masquerading as a community forum. Not having an account has caused me to not go back and I feel better because of it. I'd rather talk to WINNERS.

Delete your reddit account if you haven't already.

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eagleheart585 2 points ago +2 / -0

We know and the info is out there. But those are HATE FACTS!

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