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IdahoMan87 1 point ago +2 / -1

For fuck’s sake, why are these stupid fucking cops still responding to calls in riggerhoods? Let nature take its course!

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IdahoMan87 4 points ago +5 / -1

How about a trade? 100 of our women (our pick) for every 10 of yours?

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IdahoMan87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those cunts are hiding their fat asses behind the banner. You can see their well-fed faces sticking out from the sides of their masks. Fuckers aren’t gonna starve anytime soon, unfortunately.

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IdahoMan87 2 points ago +2 / -0

I troll over there sometimes. Askwomen is my favorite target.

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IdahoMan87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who watches this shit anyway? Marvel and DC just shit out the same cookiecutter bullshit every week. The plots look like they’re written by 10 year olds, the filming is shit, the special effects are shit, and the costumes look like they’re from Walmart Halloween clearance sales.

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IdahoMan87 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah, digimon was first.

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IdahoMan87 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think the kinky shit is perfectly normal, as long as the woman is old enough to have gotten bored with vanilla sex. Women in their early 20s should have zero interest in BDSM, other than slapping their ass while doggy style. Late 20s, they’ll probably want you to pull their hair, and MAYBE some light choking and handcuffs. Only divorcees in their mid-30s and 40s should be into full blown bondage, whipping, and orgasm torture. Those are the only women who’ve had the experience to really know what they want, without unknowingly destroying their mental health.

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IdahoMan87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same here with my ex. For the first few years, everything was great. We had fun, I was happier than I’d ever been before in my life, we never had a cross word.

Then gradually, it started seeming like nothing I did would make her happy. She was always pissed off at me, accusing me of being verbally abusive, and other weird shit. Left me soon after.

I would later learn that she was relapsing into battered women syndrome. She was trying to provoke me into beating her, because she didn’t believe a non-violent relationship was actual love. She actually told my grandmother, “I wish IdahoMan would just hit me so I know he loves me!”

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IdahoMan87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah. I’ve see lots of hatchet-faced women almost as wide as they are tall, with impossible standards like that. And they always end up getting knocked up by a gangling deadbeat, with a suspended license and felony record.

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IdahoMan87 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’d rescue them if I could.

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IdahoMan87 12 points ago +12 / -0

She’s a tweaker with lots of makeup.

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IdahoMan87 5 points ago +5 / -0

I haven’t listened to “country” since it started turning into bubblegum pop in the ‘00s.

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IdahoMan87 4 points ago +4 / -0

Our winter and spring have been dryer than hell this year. I’m having to water all my plants several times a week and since it’s still freezing at night, I have to drain the garden hoses too.

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IdahoMan87 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretty sure this dude misses 100% of the shots he DOES take too.

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IdahoMan87 1 point ago +1 / -0

Push-ups work, but you need to do A LOT of them to make a difference. I personally don’t think they’re worth it, unless you can’t go to a gym or have no equipment.

I have a universal home gym I picked up for $300. It works great for me. I can work out in my underwear, then immediately shower and wind down from the day with TV and beer.

If you’re on a budget or have limited space, you can pick up a pair of adjustable dumbbells (Chinese copies of the bow flex ones) from Ali Express for around $200. Dumbbells are the single most versatile piece of strength training equipment in existence. You can efficiently work every muscle group on your body with them.

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IdahoMan87 1 point ago +1 / -0

Before you worry about taking any martial arts classes, start lifting weights. Within 2 weeks of daily workouts, you’ll have visible improvements on your muscles. You’ll be amazed at how much your confidence improves. Your testosterone will increase, you’ll sleep like a rock, and your sex performance will improve.

It takes me well under 20 minutes to get my daily workout in. 3 sets of 10, on each of 6 exercises. I work my chest, back, shoulders, arms, and legs all in one session. When I’m finished I take a cold shower, which gives me instant recovery. That muscle fatigue you really notice while shaving after a workout, went away when I added cold showers to my routine. My favorite part of the day is laying on the bed, watching tv and drinking beer after a good session. Seriously dude, it’s among the greatest feelings in the world.

I don’t recommend running, unless you’re a skinny little shit. Otherwise, you’re putting too much strain on your joints. For cardio, my main exercise is cutting firewood and yard work. Sometimes I go for a bike ride. Swimming is another great low impact exercise, but isn’t always feasible if you don’t have access to an indoor pool.

It all depends on your body type. Genetically, I’m muscular. Lifting weights is where I shine, and the only exercise that keeps the fat off. When I went through basic training, I actually GAINED weight, because the PT is all cardio. These days I may have a beer gut, but I’m still stronger than 90% of the world’s men, and the only people who fuck with me are drunken idiots.

After getting in shape, I recommend karate and Brazilian jujitsu for your martial arts training. Those are the 2 I’m experienced in. Both are simple to learn and retain, and absolutely devastating when applied in a real fight. Between the two, you’ll learn everything you need to know about fighting whether on your feet or on the ground.

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