posted ago by Win_user_654321 ago by Win_user_654321 +6 / -0

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. What gun related items are you asking Santa for this year?

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Probably-Pooping 6 points ago +6 / -0

I want Santa to deliver a Beretta 1301 tactical.

But I doubt he will because of what I did to Blitzen last year. His rack is hanging just above my mantel next to the tree.

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AngeredKabar 4 points ago +4 / -0

I heard Santa is bringing ammo.

The way my year has been going though, he'll get shot down before he gets to my place :(

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just ammo? C’mon bro you can do better than that.

One of my neighbors had a claymore under their tree last year. Unfortunately their damn cat set it off in the middle of the night. So I wouldn’t recommend asking for one of those…

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AngeredKabar 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm torn between building an AR15 or AR10 or getting a 1911.

But Santa has to drop off a new radiator and power steering pump first.

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Reikovsky 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you don't have a 1911 yet, just get it out of the way to ease the Boomer spirit inside of you. Everybody needs 1, and it better be in the lords Caliber.

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AngeredKabar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah I've had one back on the 100 year anniversary. Definitely a classic, but the best .45 on the market is the HK45.

10mm sure is pricey for the lord's caliber XD

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Win_user_654321 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

my ruger 10mm 1911 is my favorite innawoods carry. shoots like a dream and enough power to save my bacon if the bacon decides to get feisty.

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Reikovsky 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought we were talking about two world wars. Why you got to bring superior German Pistols into the conversation.

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AngeredKabar 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want one of the high power clones too

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Reikovsky 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've heard the Springfield 35's are actually pretty good that introduced welcoming changes.

I definely want one at some point, but it will never replace my trusty Italian made 92FS. 9x19 Pastabello's at its finest.

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King_Noob 4 points ago +4 / -0

What's Santa's zap carry?

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Probably-Pooping 5 points ago +5 / -0

Santa crosses international borders and doesn’t give a shit. He doesn’t file paper work, doesn’t care about airspace, couldn’t care less about ‘laws’. Hell he is probably loaded on eggnog half the time. He lives a a frozen wasteland and would consider Siberia warm.

Of course Santa rocks an AK. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was in the KGB.

As far as zap carry? Mini Draco. Lubed up with nog.

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King_Noob 4 points ago +4 / -0

brb, gonna lube with nog

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AngeredKabar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nog-lube.

The ONLY premium firearms lubricant with nutmeg.

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King_Noob 3 points ago +3 / -0

and bourbon

anal irrigation ftw

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HKgoneWild 5 points ago +5 / -0

Candy Cane gun in 45-70? In case a reindeer breaks a leg?

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AngeredKabar 4 points ago +4 / -0

St. Nick strikes me as someone who never sent his Vektor CP1 back for the recall.

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AngeredKabar 4 points ago +4 / -0

I just watched a recent Christmas movie.

He zap carries a Colt Walker, but also has a 1911.

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lxd4610 2 points ago +2 / -0

Merry Christmas! Remember to wear eye pro so you don’t shoot your eye out, kid.

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Llamatime 0 points ago +1 / -1

Pornography