9 () posted 119 days ago by TheOSSKilledPatton 119 days ago by TheOSSKilledPatton +9 / -0 6 comments share 6 comments share save hide report block hide replies
This needs some British nature show narration:
“Here we see two young males of the species ‘ghetto hood-rattious’ or commonly referred to as ‘street thugs’
These thugs are on a mission to improve their social status so they can fuck the hottest bitches and become babby-daddies.
Women in their culture prefer strong men who are capable of the most Gangsta shit imaginable. This usually involves pimpin’, slinging rocks, or fighting for territory. These two adolescents have chosen the latter option - territory disputes. They defend their territory with ‘tech-9s’ - which is to say any gun they can get their hands on. Actual Tech9’s are unaffordable and objectively shit.
After performing their heinous deed and murdering the poor white men that happened to walk into neighborhood, they run away to hide from any authorities.
Eventually they will re-emerge with rock-hard erections and impregnate as many bad bitches as possible before their retarded instagram posts alert the authorities to their whereabouts. They will then be arrested and serve the remainder of their life in state prison.
The spawn of these thugs will grow up fatherless. Upon reaching their teenage years they will repeat this behavior. And thus the circle of life will continue.
Thank you for watching. Please join us next week as we explore life in a midwestern trailer park.”
I cry every time Steve Irwin dies. Good show otherwise, I will tune in next week.
"future lawyers, surgeons, and engineers"...
someone needs to notify the aft
Edit: Atf. Whatever.