posted ago by Win_user_654321 ago by Win_user_654321 +9 / -0

Dog days of summer mean only one thing … you gotta wake up extra early to get drunk enough to shoot guns before noon.

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AngeredKabar 6 points ago +6 / -0

One time I visited the public kinda range gun club thing at ft. Bliss.

Only our government would put a bar in a gun range.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 4 points ago +4 / -0

Who else supports the Car Key analogy? If I'm shit faced, with my car keys in my pocket...not illegal. If I'm shit faced, with gun holstered...same thing.

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AngeredKabar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eh, cops do that whole constructive intent thing if you have keys and shit faced. I know a guy that passed out in the back seat of his car and he caught a DUI because he had his keys on him. I think he's trying to run out the clock by not showing up to court and not getting picked up for the bench warrant.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 4 points ago +4 / -0

Guy in high school got busted cause he started his truck, then passed out. But how many cops get shit canned and still have access to their guns?

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GNN_RNR 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not if I get drunk enough the day before so I'm still drunk in the morning

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want to know what music you madlads love? Lets hear it. I need a BestGunnit Playlist.

What do you play when you reload?
What do you play at the range?
What do you dance to when you’re in full LARP?

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AngeredKabar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mott the Hoople - All the Young Dudes ("Boogaloo dudes" is mentioned in the chorus)

Johnny Horton - Battle of New Orleans

Andrew W.K. - Ready to Die

Various Artists - Chinggis (Kahan, Kaahn, etc.) (Look up,"In Praise of Ghengis Kahn")

A2M - I Got Bitches

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HKgoneWild 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hk Slap - print shoot repeat

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Peugeot 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m getting a cash out refinance on my home. Gonna have 5 figures of it left to spend on gats. I’m planning on looking for a P7 to replace my ccw and treat it as it was made and not a shelf gun. What other halo gats should I grab ?

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, no, no…. Quantity over quality. You can pick up well over 125 Hi-points for that.

Then hide them everywhere in your home. I’m talking in every cereal box, under every couch cushion, in every drawer and cabinet, in every toilet tank, kids toy boxes, toolboxes, mailboxes, liter boxes, dishwasher, dryer, washer, in every ceiling tile, under any carpet you can roll back, in your porno stash, in your bushes, under every seat in your car, and in every glove compartment center console and trunk of your cars.

Make sure they’re all loaded with one in the chamber.

Then buy one WOT from Big Daddy.

When the ATF raids you, it should look like a damn Easter egg hunt. You would be a legend.

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Peugeot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ayo I put a poverty pony build in the drywall but I guess gotta step up the game

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HKgoneWild 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bonus: put 3d printed all over too, also fully loaded.

But print some of them at 5% infill and loaded with pissing hot blanks and plugged barrels.

Leave the landmine not-Glocks in obvious places and near doors.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s a really good idea.

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s because you’re drinking the wrong stuff. Add a little CLP to your breakfast bourbon.

Also if your pancake batter is too runny try adding Frog Lube to thicken it. A little dab goes a long way.

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Llamatime 2 points ago +2 / -0

Opinions on the holosun 510/512?

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King_Noob 3 points ago +3 / -0

gay

Just get a Romeo5.

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GNN_RNR 2 points ago +2 / -0

Turns out I cannot spell