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scruffyusp 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hey guys! It's the FBI's worst gay black diversity hire ever!

How you doing agent I-N-C-E-L? You get any of those nasty right wing extremists yet you walking advertisement for abortion?

Jan6Insurrectionist [S] 4 points ago +6 / -2

I haven't found any. They're all boomers, cucks and degenerates.

scruffyusp 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well don't worry, I'm sure all you burgeoning young trannies will sort it all out for us older folks.

Don't forget to keep dilating your groin cavity agent diversity hire.

Jan6Insurrectionist [S] 4 points ago +6 / -2

Thanks, guy from the meme. Kiss your mulatto grandchildren goodnight for me and remind them to grow up big and strong so they can die for Israel.

scruffyusp 2 points ago +3 / -1

Tyrone and Monique make me proud every day you insensitive bastard. They love going to the range every weekend with pop-pop. Tyrone calls the other kids who aim sideways faggots and Monique is already shooting at a 3rd grade level!

That means she's a better shot than most federal agents!

I'm looking forward to them getting reparation money so I can spend it on that sweet sig rifle that just came out.

L'chaim federal cuck-boy!

Standby 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well I'm a regular on ConPro so I guess it's (NotMe)

BigSkyRattler 2 points ago +2 / -0

The local fed never fails to amuse me.

This_Account 2 points ago +3 / -1

כן, אנחנו הליברטריאנים הרדיקליים תומכים בבירוקרטים תופסי נשק שלא נבחרו, כמו גם בכספי המס שלנו שהועברו למדינות זרות.

Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +3 / -1

אכן כך. אני שולח מטבע לארץ המובטחת. הפנטזיות המנוונות הפרועות ביותר מתגשמות. הרבה מבורך.

Jan6Insurrectionist [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just one? VERY antisemitic.

Jan6Insurrectionist [S] 0 points ago +2 / -2


So with totally open borders and no professional military how are you hoping to survive?

Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

Faith in Yahweh.

scruffyusp 4 points ago +4 / -0

My plan is to hide behind all the tough federal agents.

Probably-Pooping 5 points ago +5 / -0

There is a lot to hide behind. Those mofos are BIG.

Also I hear they absorb bullets like a sponge. You ever wonder why the FBI claims a bullet needs to pass through 18” of ballistics gel before it can be considered lethal? These guys have more blubber than a walrus.

GNN_RNR 2 points ago +3 / -1

Ah, but you don't have a problem with Israel, you have a problem with Jewish people looking different from you

Jan6Insurrectionist [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

thinking genetics are only about looks


GNN_RNR 2 points ago +3 / -1

Just like you wouldn't make it out of the concentration camp? ;)

-USP- 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe vagrants and those who shirked work were put in those camps too. If he isn't FBI then he definitely isn't productive and would have been placed there

GNN_RNR 1 point ago +1 / -0

Working for the government, if you produce too much they'll be suspicious lol