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scruffyusp 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hey guys! It's the FBI's worst gay black diversity hire ever!

How you doing agent I-N-C-E-L? You get any of those nasty right wing extremists yet you walking advertisement for abortion?

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Jan6Insurrectionist [S] 4 points ago +6 / -2

I haven't found any. They're all boomers, cucks and degenerates.

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scruffyusp 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well don't worry, I'm sure all you burgeoning young trannies will sort it all out for us older folks.

Don't forget to keep dilating your groin cavity agent diversity hire.

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Jan6Insurrectionist [S] 4 points ago +6 / -2

Thanks, guy from the meme. Kiss your mulatto grandchildren goodnight for me and remind them to grow up big and strong so they can die for Israel.

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scruffyusp 2 points ago +3 / -1

Tyrone and Monique make me proud every day you insensitive bastard. They love going to the range every weekend with pop-pop. Tyrone calls the other kids who aim sideways faggots and Monique is already shooting at a 3rd grade level!

That means she's a better shot than most federal agents!

I'm looking forward to them getting reparation money so I can spend it on that sweet sig rifle that just came out.

L'chaim federal cuck-boy!

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Standby 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well I'm a regular on ConPro so I guess it's (NotMe)

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BigSkyRattler 2 points ago +2 / -0

The local fed never fails to amuse me.

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This_Account 2 points ago +3 / -1

כן, אנחנו הליברטריאנים הרדיקליים תומכים בבירוקרטים תופסי נשק שלא נבחרו, כמו גם בכספי המס שלנו שהועברו למדינות זרות.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +3 / -1

אכן כך. אני שולח מטבע לארץ המובטחת. הפנטזיות המנוונות הפרועות ביותר מתגשמות. הרבה מבורך.

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Jan6Insurrectionist [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just one? VERY antisemitic.

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Jan6Insurrectionist [S] 0 points ago +2 / -2

libertarians

So with totally open borders and no professional military how are you hoping to survive?

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

Faith in Yahweh.

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scruffyusp 4 points ago +4 / -0

My plan is to hide behind all the tough federal agents.

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Probably-Pooping 5 points ago +5 / -0

There is a lot to hide behind. Those mofos are BIG.

Also I hear they absorb bullets like a sponge. You ever wonder why the FBI claims a bullet needs to pass through 18” of ballistics gel before it can be considered lethal? These guys have more blubber than a walrus.

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GNN_RNR 2 points ago +3 / -1

Ah, but you don't have a problem with Israel, you have a problem with Jewish people looking different from you

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Jan6Insurrectionist [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

thinking genetics are only about looks

ngmi

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GNN_RNR 2 points ago +3 / -1

Just like you wouldn't make it out of the concentration camp? ;)

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-USP- 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe vagrants and those who shirked work were put in those camps too. If he isn't FBI then he definitely isn't productive and would have been placed there

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GNN_RNR 1 point ago +1 / -0

Working for the government, if you produce too much they'll be suspicious lol