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posted ago by How_To_Freedom ago by How_To_Freedom +22 / -2

so i got covid, HARD, and being a big fat boi, the hospital thought they were going to have to intubate me, but luckly that didn't happen,

i didn't have the vaccine because that's my fucking choice, not anyone elses, i stand by that,

5 whole days i can't remember, 5 whole days are completely gone, my house mates thought i was dead, a few friends thought i was dead, the general consensus was that i was going to die, if there was a betting pool i was told that it was 90/10 death to survival.

then Christmas day i woke up and turned it around i guess, i came with with acute covid pneumonia and kidney failure, and turned everything around

i was in the hospital for 16 days, and i finally just today got out today, and after all that shit, all the oxygen they had me on, (oxygen gets you high but not in a fun way, imagine being about 20 IQ stupider for 16 days straight)

and i am weak as a fucking baby right now, i feel like i just got my ass beat base ball bat casino style, not joking, a 5 year old could put me, a 31 full grown man down right now, i have NEVER felt this kind of weakness in my life.

and what do i have to say for my experience?

don't you men ever give up your freedom, not one inch of it, not now not FUCKING EVER, all that time i spent in there i never not one thought about giving up not one lick of freedom, not one bit, wanna know what i thought about?

the alamo with billy bob thorton and stan rodgers the idiot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNMge2vE6G8

i was nearly on my death bed and i am thinking of stupid freedom shit, because i'm fucking retarded like that,

i'm stupid like that, and your stupid like that, and i get the feeling bois like us are going to remain stupid like that

i love you retards and don't you ever give up anything, stay strapped or get clapped.

GHEYYYYYYYY

here's a little video if you want to listen to my voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJZFU0Y6_qI&ab_channel=HowToFreedom

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King_Noob 14 points ago +15 / -1

Glad you survived, you fat fuck. Come boog, you can use your body to cover us skinnies as we raid the nearest Raising Cane's.

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How_To_Freedom [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

tee hee

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interfax001 3 points ago +3 / -0

how can i get fatter? keep in mind, no budget, and tons of cardio. THX!

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HKgoneWild 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lift heavy shit.

Seen the stomachs on some of the strongman lifters?

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HKgoneWild 8 points ago +9 / -1

Get back to doing mag dumps and eating tendies ASAP.

You'll be back to your laying before you know it. In the meantime better stay strapped in case a mouse sees your honey mustard and decides he wants it.

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interfax001 4 points ago +4 / -0

how can i lay with no benis? do tell!

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HKgoneWild 3 points ago +3 / -0

Larping damnit larping.

Apologies.

But also laying too.

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GeorgeFentanylFloyd 7 points ago +8 / -1

Incredibly based and wishing you a full recovery

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How_To_Freedom [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

thank you bro.

never give up an inch

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interfax001 4 points ago +4 / -0

would prescribe fentanyl, or M1-Carbine?

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interfax001 6 points ago +6 / -0

sorry, but: 1. where are the pics of your guns? 2. where are pics of ur toes? do tell!

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HKgoneWild 5 points ago +5 / -0

No no....

He's got a point there.

Hipoint, but still a point.

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How_To_Freedom [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

sorry no guns, just freedom today

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 1 point ago +1 / -0

This doesn't sound right.. They're the same thing.

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AngeredKabar 5 points ago +6 / -1

You will soon see this as only making you stronkerer

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How_To_Freedom [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

You will soon see this as only making you stronkerer

i hope man, because right now i'm as weak as a 5 year old girl

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interfax001 2 points ago +2 / -0

stronk is for no toe, no pew pew fags? No it ain't!

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CmdRiker 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can't operate if you're a fat fuck. Start working out and lose that weight. Then go running with nods.

Gratz on surviving covid and getting those anti-bodies.

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How_To_Freedom [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

You can't operate if you're a fat fuck. Start working out and lose that weight. Then go running with nods.

can't argue with you there sir, i want to get in shape for sure

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Bigpersonguy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Start small. Do what you can and overtime add more exercise. I started with push ups and situps. Now I'm on 40 minutes a night. You would be amazed at what even a walk around the neighborhood every morning or night will do to you.

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AlcoholicRetard 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don’t know I think it would be pretty intimidating hearing a wave electric motors whirring and getting louder when suddenly on the horizon a platoon of 500 pound men on rascal scooters with AR’s appear and start firing volley’s at you.

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DickAllcocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shit bro. My fat father in-law was literally revived overnight with my bone and medicinal herb broth, Ivermectin, Zinc, Vit C, Vit D, Quercetin, HCQ and doxycycline.

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DingasMcPingas69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Based

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m glad you’re still kicking. And thanks for posting the audio for retards like me that can’t reed two good.

You’re voice sounds like Batman. It would be a shame to lose you for that reason alone.

Get better. And for god sakes stop posting to Reddit.

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Standby 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lose weight or die

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 3 points ago +3 / -0

Keep weight and still die.

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yourmomsjubblies 2 points ago +2 / -0

Welcome back from your brush with death bud, Gad you're still around and BASED as fuck. Start lifting you fat bastard.

Im a simple man. I see stan rogers, I upvote. Good to see the LungPaoSicken didn't fuck your taste in music aswell.

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GNN_RNR 1 point ago +1 / -0

Work out more

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BigIgloo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Take your vitamins, lose weight, eat horse medicine. Coof on you fat lard.

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Chinesenationalist 1 point ago +1 / -0

The land of meth and tendies requires you to not be a fat fuck