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NoneOfYourBusiness 13 points ago +13 / -0

Anyone with a shotgun knows the best on-hand ammo is a big loose pocket full of shells.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sunglasses acquired, waiting on moustache.

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Jalapeno_gringo 9 points ago +9 / -0

I had a jacket that supported a mini-14 with a folding stock. I could keep it concealed even when my jacket was open. Then I lost all my firearms in a boating accident.

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rowboat 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hit man or pawn shop security?

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interfax001 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Mustache and Pager say Hitman, but the times (current year) say pawn shop LARPER.

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Dfalt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Based Miami coke dealer loadout

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TheSoyGoy 6 points ago +6 / -0

What would be the most practical concealed rifle or sub-machine gun?

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GeorgeFentanylFloyd 4 points ago +4 / -0

Micro Uzi

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HKgoneWild 5 points ago +5 / -0

If someone is suffering with dwarfism, then would a micro-uzi be a regular Uzi to them?

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HKgoneWild 4 points ago +4 / -0

M240 + 2x100 rnd belts.

Find a way.

If you're a big chungus, then an M2 HB and a 100 rnd belt + fanny pack with tendies.

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AngeredKabar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nothing says "don't fuck with me" like a dozen pipe bombs stitched on a vest hooked up to a deadman's switch.

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HKgoneWild 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is mastering the ululating noise a prereq for that type of carry?

And what is the conceal carry version of this? A zap carry grenade and some fishing line? Or an antitank mine and a sledge hammer?

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RecoveringNPC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would you want to cross draw a shockwave?

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interfax001 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

No Sir.

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jerryriggs1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mike Lindell.