While fucking my hot wife and trying for our second child, to distract myself and let the lady finish first, I thought about $GME. It worked for a bit, until I drifted to the lunar launch.
Watching that green line go up, and up, and up...it was too much. Right at her peak, I saw the GameStop peak, and just let loose the Hodl Hose.
If this is a girl, she's gonna be named Luna.
I feel like I am getting the shaft with coinbase. And I am new to this sort of thing.


I used to check in here every day pre and post market to gauge opinions and get a little enlightenment about the current situation.
Now it seems all of the good discussion is being drowned out by one person.
Why now all of a sudden? Maybe I'm too conspiratorial, but it seems like someone is trying awfully hard to interfere with our forming exit strategies.
EDIT: Wow, I'm honored that I gained the attention of the troll.
It looks highly overvalued to me, but I'm not a crypto expert. Still, $600 in the premarket would make it over twice as valuable as Microsoft. I don't think that's very likely.
JUST BOUGHT ANOTHER SHARE GONNA BUY MOAR CRAYINS WITH THE BANANNAS I MAKE HODL HODL HODL
Not '08... I'ma talking the stealth bear market prior...
Where things slump down, but not enough to raise any alarm.
Gotta HODL
When I try to put a sell order for GME at limit $500.00 I get this message from TD Ameritrade:
Rejected: Your limit is significantly higher than the last traded price. Confirm you are trading the correct security.
I can put in limit orders well above stock prices for other stocks. Looks like TD is on Citadel's side.
Thoughts? I have $6k BC
Obvious manipulation is obvious.
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