2639 Fuck the cease and desist. Keep selling those eggs. (media.communities.win) posted 91 days ago by LightBringerFlex 91 days ago by LightBringerFlex +2641 / -2 351 comments download share 351 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
I can’t wait until the 4th of July to sing about how proud I am to be an American where at least I know I’m free.
You are free relative to most countries. However, there is much room for improvement.
I don't want any more improvements! I just want it to return to how it was before all the fucking improvements started. Back to around 1975 should be OK. OK enough anyway.
Try back to around 1912. At the very least
This man knows.
You mean he "nose"
Take back your anti - septnjck remark. I'm serious. MODS! Mods! MODS!
Note to your 2017 self. Take out Bill Gates and Fauci
Lol! I know right!?!? But I'd be happy with going back to September 10th, 2001.
2001 is the only acceptable starting point.
1912 is the correct answer.
Yes and YES!
Nope, it was Wilson and the Privately Owned Banking Corporation that installed the Womens Suffrage garbage that now trickles down to our Children as Taxes on what should otherwise be seen as outside of the Business Laws....
1803 to be more exact.
Love this comment. 1912 is better though.
Agreed. 1975 was my summer of love. Everything was beautiful and fresh. They were my last days of innocence. I'd like to have that level of happiness and freedom again.
Remember that time when the government confiscated people’s gold? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
But wouldn't that be an improvement?
To explain it takes away from it.
If not 1912, we could at least go back to 1971.
That is what is called an improvement.
In horrifically unfree (by contemporary standards) legalist ancient China, people had private armies. Now, in "land of the free" America, you may be restricted from simple firearms
Ya I don’t like looking at freedom by relative or comparative standards. “Could be worse” is what politicians sell us on while they attempt to limit us as much as they can.
And RUSSIA now does too....
Those guys are the ones currently fighting against the Ukrainian NAZIs, they are the Wagoners, or something....
relative to what? ussr from the 90s? even Ruskies can sell eggs today. its our nation full retard with lawyers and useless politicians in abundance.
It's for our own good! Or have you not been listening to the Commie overlords?
Quotes. John Adams : I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace; that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress! And by God, I have had this Congress!
From the musical theatre movie 1776. Way better than Hamilton...
Depends how you define freedom. The US is full of stupid rules and laws that makes absolutely no sense, and a lot of cops to enforce them who seem to enjoy shouting and escalating. The only freedom that's better than most of the world is the right to own a pistol. Those are typically more restricted elsewhere.
Celebrating 4th of July feels like a married couple celebrating their anniversary despite both knowing the other is cheating on them.
You nailed the feeling exactly.
We must stop using their language. It's not just another date on the calendar, it's our day of independence.
AKA Brexit before Brexit was cool.
And yet we still kept up with the whole british tax concept anyway...We really didnt win in the way many think we did
And fight their wars, pay their reparations for all the things they told you to destroy. UK is the second worst "ally" after israel.
We didn't have income tax, no centralized bank, etc. Oops.
There are all sorts of occult symbols around DC. It may not have been the war you thought it was.
To be fair, we do need a standing army/navy. The problem is that politicians happened and now everything needs to be taxed for every pet project they want.
Our day of independence long gone my friend.......... very long.
Independence Day or gtfo.
In ten years they'll be using the name Independence Day instead of Juneteenth unless we take it back.
Its not the 25th of December...it's Christmas
For the last few years, every 4th of July I review and tweet out the Declaration of Independence.
And each time it gets more and more relevant...
"I was proud to be an American, when at least I used to be free"
Seems like one of their neighbors ratted them out. Prepare for more of this bs as communist America moves forward without any real resistance.
That was my exact first thought; who was the nosy, retarded dipshit who tattled on them?
Someone who wants a gold sticker next to their name at the end of class.
it's more jealously with a pretend interest in stickers.
It was a blue haired 300 pound whale screeching about how eggs transmit covid
Good thing the neighbor stopped them - the kids in the neighborhood might have gone on to do something truly dangerous like open a lemonade stand. It's not just public health that is endangered by these kids (millions could have been killed!), but the children are also learning and promoting capitalism.
Hmm, dangerous fresh eggs from kids learning to run a business, or eggs that have been raised in antibiotic-laden farms from hens being fed franken-feed and re-packaged on the shelves of a giant grocery conglomerate for months. It's good to know our politicians know who butters their bread.
With all of the recent declared “emergencies” & now egg shortage, wouldn’t everyone participating in something like this who could be a viable answer as well as bring communities together in a time of government-created emergency?
I guess government can’t have the pesky possibility of solutions at home getting in the way of crises. Better send more money to ukraine!
You know how it starts…eggs are the gateway drug, then they build a lemonade stand, and then le gasp a lawn mowing business! Sometimes even a dog walking business! Maybe even babysitting. Oh, the horror.
Guarantee it was a salty lib
DEFINITELY AN AISLE 12'ER.
Someone who guzzles new government regulations like Que Mala guzzles black cocks.
Could always check the local Facebook groups and Nextdoor posts. Find the ones who always seem to be complaining about other people's business. Those would be your most likely suspects.
That's what I'd do if it was my local area. It's surprising how many people can't mind their own business, and broadcast that fact publicly.
Funny didn't boomers say to just do this kind of thing? oh no dont do this without 10000 permits
The IRA had it right with kneecapping police informants. Sure, some of the accused would cry they were innocent up until the buckshot tore through their legs. But the info leaks would always end after the punishment was administered. Maybe we could learn a thing or two from the Irish.
Snitches get stitches. If you catch a neighbor ratting to the government, the only response is to make their lives hell.
The government is a necessary evil at best.
It should never ever be trusted.
Because it’s only a matter of time before that same government that helps you proceeds to stab you in the back.
If only people understood this fundamental truth
Strongly worded letter versus free market economy of goods and services.
The choices to choose between fundamental truths.
Government is a collection of grifters looking to add new laws and new taxes to support it's expansion. Government is communist, all of them.
Wonder who the government ass sucking snitch was that ratted them out?? ?? That is the asshole that needs to be dealt with.
YES. One of their NEIGHBORS 😮 One of the people who were being blessed with a steady fresh food supply! The one who will come and STEAL eggs when the shtf.
"Someone in the neighborhood complained about him keeping chickens "for the purpose of producing and selling" eggs, City Manager Danny Batts told the Washington Examiner."
The city manager of Bulverde doesn't seem to be too popular:
"The current City Manager of Bulverde is Danny “Throat Beard” Batts. The city has had several managers over the years. Some were very effective, and some were absolute train wrecks.
E.A. Hoppe, by all accounts was a success story. He had great ideas, brought in new business, new development, and he inspired city employees. He was so good, he decided to leave for greener pastures in the summer of 2016.
His successor, “Throat-Beard” Batts has been the aforementioned train wreck. How many city hall employees have worked there for more than a year? One. The city treasurer. That’s it. The entire city hall staff has resigned or been terminated since Throat-Beard Batts has taken charge of the city.
You could ask some of the existing city hall employees what the problem is, but they won’t say. If they utter a single negative word about the city administrator, they are gone."
Strange how these liberal dip shits keep getting appointed to important positions in conservative areas.....have the same issue in my area. It's almost like there is some group who directs liberal dip shits to apply for high ranking jobs in conservative areas and then pays off the people doing the hiring to get them in.
Fucker needs to die asap
8 years ago our HOA banned raising chickens in our area, I didn’t think anything of it until the Covid scamdemic came around. Now I would love to have chickens, my daughters would love them.
HOA rules on dog noises are ridiculous. If they dog makes any sort of noise it is a valid complaint. I have a neighbor who hates dogs
Our HOA banned fireworks on the 4th because there was a PTSD Vet who complained.
He was met with the entire neighborhood, including my house (I'm a vet), popping off fireworks.
Not sure if the dude moved or what, but we didn't hear about any complaints.
Not to dog on those with PTSD, but don't be a fucking asshole about it. Expect fireworks on those days and just go somewhere if they freak you out that much.
As a veteran, I have never met ONE single veteran with PTSD where fireworks are triggering for them.
I work with one who claims it does, and he says it really only sets him off if he doesn't know it's coming. So 4th of July, he's fine, random other date when he's trying to sleep, sets him off.
He better not move near the hood, it's not fireworks.
My brother got triggered once in a car by them. He hit the floor while riding shotgun. He got blown up a few times and it was at the early stage of Alzheimer's. He forgot where he was for a second. After he realized he was back in the US he was fine never bothered him in the house or any other time but that time got him.
I know one from 1st Gulf War with mild PTSD that is triggered by fireworks. He couldn't stay outside during the 4th of July and watch them, but could tolerate the loud noises inside. He said that EMDR helped him with the PTSD.
White noise machines, earplugs, etc.
Someone must be mad at you for the random downvote. She uses the white noise machine but at this point she should just insulate a room without windows
Or just leave the idiot box or radio on for background noise. Works for my dog not hearing he neighbors and when my tinnitus is annoying me.
Most of us vets know the difference between fireworks and everything else.
Fireworks don't even phase me anymore since I spend most of my free time at the gun range.
I expect fireworks on holidays. So I'm not surprised when they go off.
During the day I don’t care about noise, but if some ones dog wouldn’t shut the hell up at 1 Am, or they were blaring rap music all the damn time I would probably be upset as well.
When the neighborhood dogs are barking in the middle of the night, I wonder what they are barking at.
Do they have rules against banging metal trash can lids together like cymbals?
No and you can bang trash can lids until 10pm and they can't do anything about it but if a puppy whimpers you get a letter
Trash can lids it is then.
Take over your HOA.
Rewrite the rules.
It is not hard.
Don't be afraid to just break the rules. When it comes to the right to feed your family, nothing should stop you!
This is what my father-in-law did. He was very friendly with everyone, managed to barely get voted in as the president, and proceeded to absolutely piss the Karens off by being generally based & not playing favorites.
My brother was having issues with his HOA. So he ran for president. He didn’t get voted in because he said he was going to dissolve it if elected.
Dissolving it is the best solution, agreed. People are too afraid of confrontation anymore
Don't be Trumpian about your plans. Don't tell people your going to dissolve the HOA upon election. Get elected then say you will dissolve the HOA.
Why do conservatives always feel it necessary to announce their intentions? Dems won't which is why they are destroying the nation right now.
I get it, part of me is just waiting for the opportunity to move farther north and get a few acres. So I won’t care any longer, housing prices need to drop and I have debts to pay off at the moment. I have already doubled my value on my home and will make around 150 thousand on this little property alone, or I may turn it into a rental. Rent it out and let some one else pay off my property. Not sure what I am going to do honestly.
You might feel differently if Asif and his family move in and start raising goats in the townhouse next-door to you.
I live next door to horses, cows, sheep, chickens, ducks, geese, dogs, etc...
In a townhouse development?
Why would you live there? Real estate outside of the cities is cheap.
My point is that raising chickens (or other livestock) is not a good fit in every situation. I don't live in a townhouse. If I did, I'd raise rabbits for meat and buy my eggs. Rabbits are easy to raise anywhere.
If the rule specifies chickens only, try ducks, geese, guineas, what ever isn’t a chicken. If they don’t say anything about it for a year, then get chickens. Call them racist if they complain about the chickens.
Quail - you can keep them in a small hutch if you want. They don't even have to go outside.
They probably like to go outside though.
Have you ever tried to make an omelette from quail eggs?
It's Italian American.
I don’t remember the exact words of the HOA bylaws.
Essentially our HOA is a joke, it’s super cheap in comparison to other HOA’s. So I tolerate its existence.
my guess is probably because of the rooster noise
i know someone reported for that
That's why chickens were banned by our HOA.
We have a few old Karens that hate the noise.
My closest neighbors are Mexicans. Doubt they would care, the other side are bachelors, a group of pilots who are to busy doing real things in life to care.
We had complaints to the HOA of roosters when we are in the middle of a rural area.
It never ends.
You only lose if you let them win.
You don't need a rooster to raise chickens. I agree it's annoying when someone has one because they make all the noise. Chicken's themselves aren't too loud.
in fact, you DONT want your eggs fertilized if using for food. Get the hatchet out, get rid of the rooster.
Find the vegans in the area. They're the ones who have zero issue with killing babies in the womb but won't eat chicken eggs because they're chickens.
Some cunt wearing a mask.
"Who done called the cops on my chickens?! That's the first one to go.. the first shot I blow!"
Meanwhile you can buy Meth on every corner in America...Make it make sense.
CIA doesn't make money off of eggs.
We have open air drug markets. Maybe the kids could sell there.
At BART stations, we have thieves who put all their stolen goods out on a blanket and sell. That might be another good venue for these children.
Great dad and great daughters! Fuck the city government
Should've done cash only.
"This is the Dallas Egg Layers club. For a monthly fee, you own the bird, we manage it's care, and all the eggs it lays are yours."
Never follow their rules.
Yep. Venmo is assho
Bank accounts? Fuck that buy gold and ammo
Commies hate this
Meanwhile , illegal aliens sell produce at every other street corner in California
Maybe those girls should wear a sombrero when they wanna sell eggs.
Or identify as chickens and say they are selling their own aborted babies.
LOL this is no lie
On my way home from work I can stop shop roadside for watermelon, mangos, corn, strawberries, local honey, tamales, churro, etc
LA County made a law that says they can do it but if you are citizen then you are a scumbag. I’m shocked there aren’t more raids on those little businesses. I mean there are but you would get less attention robbing a bank.
The government is here. We know what is best for you. We've come to protect you from yourselves. While we are here have some contaminated dirt from a train derailment we totally didn't screw up. Praise be government.
Thank you government. All I want for Christmas is more government.
Literally I'm not allowed to buy/sell homecooked food courtesy of the government acting on "my" behalf.
This is the tip of the iceberg. You have to ask yourself what. is. the. point.
The point is for you to pay taxes and be quiet
(there is none throw them all down the well)
Apocryphal statement attributed to Mussolini:
"The beauty of fascism is that it gives every little pissant his own little ant hill to piss from."
That's the point.
They don't want you to set up any local markets that bypass their food control and enforced supply chain issues.
They're probably child fuckers too.
MuH TeXaS iS bAsEd.... fuck texas, bunch of bushies.
Hate those god damn cucks, "oh we're texans don't mess with us..."
fuck'em full of soy.
Lots of based people here as well. Yes there are also some Bushies and some who aren't that bright and vote for people like Crenshaw.
Texas is being over run by illegals and liberals.
The past week I've been behind cars with New York, California and Washington plates. More and more large Spanish speaking families shopping at the stores.
It's their city itself that prevents them from selling eggs.
I think all your complaints about Texas would be addressed if we nuked Austin.
Nope, plenty of baby backed soy bitches all throughout the state.
Plenty have (R) next to their name
which is still odd given they love co-ops and all that granola shit
Rules for thee not for me
Having a tiny amount of power over a small child is too much for them to resist.
Just ask Joe or Hunter Biden.
Thank you.... was ready to read a Texas city fucking over tax paying law abiding citizens... unless it was austin
It didn't happen in Austin. It happened in a city outside of San Antonio, and I think the type of neighborhood the guy lives in makes a difference as to how outrageous this story is. 30 chickens in a typical suburban backyard is a lot of chickens, and unless the coop is kept very clean, it's going to start to stink.
And it seems like the dad is being a bit disingenuous. The girls were collecting extra eggs. How many eggs out of the ~25 they're getting daily are necessary? I mean, that's about 14 dozen eggs a week. If they were making $70/week then they were selling all the eggs for at least $5/dozen.
Put out a box.
And make make a sign:
"We are too young to own a business. But we do take Doneggtions".
Oh, they’re in a neighborhood. I thought they were farmers. Still, no one had a problem until now. Reminds me of the cops who shut down lemonade stands.
This is DOGFOOD
Now --- back to boating accidents.
Start an underground egg selling business. Cash only
Told my wife that once we get shit straight (changes happening over the next few years), only monthly bills will be paid via card. Cash for everything else.
Keep cash alive. Use it everywhere you can.
That's the plan. ZERO interest in direct monitoring by banks or government.. i mean same thing.
Something like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHYWEUIl0Rk
IGNORE GOVERNMENT. If these were my kids I would let them go right on doing it. If the gov't goons actually show up, film everything and let those beautiful children become the heroes of this freedom fight.
They will leverage CPS against you claiming your forcing/allowing forced child labor.
And those kids would be right into the child trafficking system never seen or heard from again.
One way trip to Epstein Island.
Reminds me of that post somebody made that said if you think you're free name 3 things you can do without being taxed or regulated by the government.
They should trade eggs for ammo.
Eggs ARE cannon fodder for politicians.
Garland’s henchmen: “Drop the mother f*ckin’ eggs, now! And tell us where the lemonade is! “ 🔫 😡
They just need to change the business: "Paper clips for sale! $3/clip. Buy one, get a dozen eggs free!"
Shouldn't these girls be on Where Are They Now since this article is from 2 years ago?
BTW this was 2 years ago.
That's fucking ridiculous
Thanks for the lesson, girls... *know who you sell to. ✅
Who told on them? Shame on the blabbermouths.
Trying to kill us
Girls, teach those chickens to attack government officials.
OMG, someone might actually get their testosterone levels in tact. Can't have that!
Eggs without all the factory chemicals!
No XIR! This may be the area where the Alamo is located but we don’t take kindly to law breakers around these parts partner!
Government still figuring out ways to tax an 8yr old.
That was a wild ride with their names being states and cities
This means a neighbor ratted them out. I'd be figuring out who and tying them up in a field if I were the parents.
Govt is always bad. It's time to absolutely btfo the govt and make it Itty bitty.
We can easily run this Country as a People.
This is about the government interfering in a transaction between neighbors. But, the real villain of this story is the person who called it in.
I would buy eggs just to tell government to fuck off
Shall not be infringed.
First I'd buy my kids a water balloon launcher, then I would show them how to use it, then I'd let them practice...with eggs.