2358 () DON'T TREAD ON ME posted 147 days ago by NavySTG 147 days ago by NavySTG +2360 / -2 141 comments share 141 comments share save hide report block hide replies
When the Founders wrote the Constitution, they only had access to wood-burning stoves, and they only intended for people to have the same; they never meant for people to possess such powerful cooking appliances.
When you allow individual states to part with the federal government, they put people’s lives at risk, with these asthma and coronary bombs, waiting to happen. There’s no room for hate, in the kitchen!
Let’s compromise, I think a 3000 BTU limit is just common sense stove reform.
You'll souffle your eye out kid!
Gas stove = racist transphobic Hitler bigot!
tbh i was amazed they havent pulled that out yet. gas felt like the obvious thing for them to bring up with reference to ww2. you know, since thats what the media likes complaining about.
Hitler ate food. Enough said.
No assault stoves with flame suppressors round handles and knobs with places to use your fingers to adjust them, or silencers for the vent system. That would make them too dangerous. Also you can't wear a apron while using them.
Ssshhh I hear during devils night in Detroit in the 80s the police pulled gas stoves out break the gas hose and some how caught the house on fire.
Wood stove is perfect for new normal couples where the birthing person is a biological male or if the BP practices responsible routine abortion to keep the sperm infection from mutating into a full blown transbaby.
Fastest sticky this side of the oven door!
Well, looks like it's over, folks. For now, that is.
It will happen.
The fucking mods are amazing here
Use a non sticky pan
OMG! It's a WMD!
Sunday stove Day, just 3 days and counting..
Nice one dad
Gotta let that one bake...
I can hardly wait!!!!
OMG it's got 6 burners! We need to limit sales of pots and pans! No one needs that many! And what about dishes? Dishes and silverware? Surely they will lead to pots and pans and high capacity assault stones! We need licenses and stamps and background checks and... and... all the bans!
That's a gorillion burners!
Lol 60" stove go sizzle sizzle
I hear CA is already drafting up a bill that limits them to a 2 or even a single burner
and 3 racks!!!! on a 36" oven
Dude - you can get over 156 cup cakes in there ALL AT ONCE!!!
It's an outrage!
A national database of dishes is needed!
That’s a commercial stove. I’m trying to sell a used one like it.
Destroy the electric grid
WEF approved plan.
You will eat food raw and cold., And like it.
UN is standing by, ready to enforce
Ding ding ding!
They don't want you to be able to control your own destiny.
So ban vehicles for which you could create your own fuel. Gotta come to the subsidized and/or co-opted electric industry to be able to transport yourself any distance!
Ban (or at least make it extremely cost ineffective) the ability to heat your home or cook with wood or gas, both of which could, feasibly, be obtained autonomously. Gotta come to the subsidized and/or co-opted electric industry to heat your home and cook your food!
Yeah but hen your chicken tastes like burnt hair.
Yes, I much prefer the taste of fresh blood of my enemies
Do you want vaids? I wouldn't risk it.
I 3d printed a bunson burner
6 burners are felony stoves.
stove now identifies as an open air griddle.
Certainly need a waiting period and obviously if you suspect someone is wielding such an appliance that suffers mental stability issues probably good to call the faggots at the Efff Bee Eye
Hard to conceal. Hope your state has open carry.
Theyll expand the ATF to cover stoves.
Then we can roast them even more for being chunky. All puns intended.
Will still shoot your dog though.
Especially if it’s a Viking, those are white supreme assault stoves.
Environmentalists will kill off the remaining Wolf stoves in North America to extinction
I almost got excited when I thought it said MOTUL stove.
But then there are already fancy French stove things and a MOTUL one would just go faster.
Wtf is the tldr on gas stoves? I miss a few hours and wete on about stoves.
They cause cardiac arrest too right? Can never have too many Died Suddenly scapegoats.
I can hear it all now:
Nobody needs a gas stove to cook deer
Nobody needs 4 burners to cook a meal
The founders never could have foreseen a time when stoves would be this powerful
You only have a right to own a stove if you're cooking for a militia. You were never meant to own gas stoves yourself.
You're gonna need a lot more than a gas stove if you want to try and out-cook the government.
When are trannies gonna have the same rights as gas stoves?
Where does the President have that authority to ban a stove? I know the answer will probably be doesn’t. So how is it seriously enforced? If he can’t provide an alternative to cooking when the power goes out, I say no compliance.
The same authority his niggot-in-chief boss had to ban incandescent light bulbs.
Gas stoves are so edgy right now!
Guns dont kill people GAS STOVES KILL PEOPLE!
Just ask Winona Ryder. She's lucky that she has Mel Gibson to remind her of what happens when you don't dodge an oven.
That looks like shome shit an antisemitic nazi would cook on.
And the owner makes as many eggs as they want, lucky chef
He is probably a billionaire too!
The AR-6 is the most dangerous of the Assault Ranges I’ve ever born witness to!
All that sweet sweet stainless
I love me a big old griddle for cooking up pancakes and omelettes.
It's not the stove they're afraid of, it's the high temperature ovens they fear.
"Imagine the deaths if it had a silencer"
you should rely on the resteraunts around you for food, cooking is a white supremacy skill
A couple of questions come to mind. Have "they" considered the logistics of confiscating gas stoves from everywhere? I mean, it's not like banning light bulbs like our niggot-in-chief did some years ago. Also, why gas stoves and not gas furnaces?
All they have to do is shut down the gas lines to private homes. You can keep your stove, water heater, dryer, and furnace, you just can't use them. Easy Peasy!
You can take my gas stove... from my cold dead pans!
Stop going places and eating, peasant.
Stop breathing and be happy! ☺
Eet ze bugs!
And the burner covers are black BLACK I TELL YOU. I can't even. I am literally shook.
So they tried the climate change angle, now it’s a health hazard (think of the children)… if that doesn’t get them their ban, get ready for “gas cooktops are a symbol of white supremacy.”
Think of the children!
INB4 $4 billion of gas stoves sent to Ukraine
Back during our country's start, your wood burning stove, or fireplace could only cook a single pot of stew at once. No one NEEDS an assault stove with 6-8 burners. I mean my body guard has one to keep me safe and well fed, but you fucking peasant have no need for this.