2006
It's time to lock down all the gays (twitter.com) 👧🏼 (probably not appropriate) 
posted ago by wethedownvoted ago by wethedownvoted +2011 / -5
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Liberty_Prime 315 points ago +317 / -2

2 weeks to straighten the curved?

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UnitedStatesofSmash 84 points ago +85 / -1

Kek <----- this one Kek Kek Kek Kek

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ClanWolf 62 points ago +62 / -0

LEFTKEK

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UnitedStatesofSmash 22 points ago +22 / -0

Is the best kek?

I was going to fix it until I read this :D

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User_X 1 point ago +2 / -1

The only way I know of that monkeypox replicates is via GAY MONKEY BUTT SEX! I'm sure someone there swirled with a monkay.

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DJT_JR6544 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly, the one furthest to the right catches my eye. The leftkek is a little too far left for me.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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K3719er 19 points ago +19 / -0

Double space the lines to stack

Like this

KEK

KEK

KEK

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Unaor2 13 points ago +13 / -0

Reddit formatting sucks

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Simple_Doot 0 points ago +1 / -1

It's pretty intuitive actually.

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Red_Hibiscus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stacked KEK

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Redneckathon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Test test test test nope

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K3719er 1 point ago +1 / -0

Double space fren - hit enter twice when you want to stack. Before you save it will look like this:

Test

Test

Test

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usernameless 10 points ago +10 / -0

Add an extra space
For line
Breaks

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UnitedStatesofSmash 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ah, thanks. It's kind of dumb that "enter" does not work like a standard carriage return in this case.

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HOSEQ 4 points ago +4 / -0

SHIFT + ENTER, does the same thing as the carriage Return......

But you'll need to raise your Speakers to full volume to actually hear the Ding, for some weird reason they put it in just not with any real volume....

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UnitedStatesofSmash 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah, allow me to clarify, I'm on an Android device.

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HOSEQ 1 point ago +1 / -0
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doug2 -15 points ago +6 / -21

Didn't work, get your formatting skills up

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NvJohansson 17 points ago +17 / -0

Shut up, Biden

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Soperp 4 points ago +5 / -1

learn to code

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NvJohansson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you, Kenny Bania.

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DJT_JR6544 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doug2 you never deserve that many downvotes. You are far too great a pede. Have an upvote because I like mean stuff.

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kaczan3 11 points ago +11 / -0

2 weeks to curve the straight? That's their endgame.

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Skogin 8 points ago +8 / -0

72 genders to twist and perv.

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ChicoDusty 3 points ago +3 / -0

the only kink I recognize is the one in your windpipe from my knee

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NvJohansson 10 points ago +10 / -0

We should all take the vaccine in support of the community, if it saves just one fag...

You know it's coming.

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michelleobama22 8 points ago +8 / -0

so you can still attend a biden rally

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michelleobama22 2 points ago +2 / -0

thank yee pede

for where two or three gather in my name, there is biden with them matthew lauer 18: (and under)

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drsowells1fan 3 points ago +3 / -0

"WE ARE ALL GAY"

Take the monkey vax... For your flaming uncle For your gay mailman For your bi-curious accountant.
For each other.

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LivebytheTendies 3 points ago +3 / -0

Take it for gay Grandma

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PackOfRedApples 4 points ago +5 / -1

2 weeks to drain dees nutz

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TheSonOfGadsden 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣🤣🤣

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Viewer01 90 points ago +91 / -1

QUICKLY. RUSH OUT AN EXPERIMENTAL VAX AND FORCE IT UPON THEM WITHOUT ALTERNATIVE.

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Sumarongi 53 points ago +53 / -0

SCIENCE ME HARDER DADDY!!! 🏳️‍🌈

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clownworld30330 17 points ago +17 / -0

THAT NEEDLE HURTS SO GOOD!

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Sumarongi 20 points ago +20 / -0

SQUIRT YOUR SCIENCE JUICE INTO ME!

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deleted 11 points ago +11 / -0
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MythArcana 7 points ago +7 / -0

He must be on vacation in Hawaii this week. K3K 🐸👍

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michelleobama22 2 points ago +2 / -0

HEY

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michelleobama22 2 points ago +2 / -0

heyy

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Smurfection 10 points ago +10 / -0

The US just bought about 30 million doses of a monkey pox vaccine.

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LadyOfLorien 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why not just use the smallpox vaccine? It's supposed to be effective.

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Smurfection 7 points ago +7 / -0

They're the same vaccine under different labels.

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HOSEQ 5 points ago +5 / -0

They WANT to use the NEW AND IMPROVED VAXXX, that they've been working on for about two or three Years now.....

It's specifically FOR the NEW MON[k]EY POX.....

You know the one....

The MON[k]EY POX where the "K" is silent.....

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IAbsolutelyDare 2 points ago +2 / -0

Prolly generic tho.

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murph1953 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sarracenia purpurea (Pitcher Plant, Purple Pitcher Plant) -

"An old herbal remedy for treating smallpox that is thought to have been used by native Americans in the late 1800s has been rediscovered and found to kill the poxvirus.

"Now, Jeffrey Langland at Arizona State University in Tempe, US, and colleagues have conducted in vitro experiments with the herbal extract and found it inhibits replication of the variola virus, the causative agent behind smallpox.

"There is much scepticism on herbal medicine but what our results illustrate conclusively is that this herb is able to kill the virus and we can actually demonstrate how it kills the virus,’ says Langland. ’It takes this herb out of the realm of folklore, and into the area of true scientific evidence.’

https://www.chemistryworld.com/news/rediscovered-native-american-remedy-kills-poxvirus/3003420.article

You can purchase Sarracenia purpurea https://www.google.com/search?q=Sarracenia+purpurea&rlz=1C1CAFB_enUS681US681&ei=QZuHYpXsJdiRwbkPwIaDiAY&ved=0ahUKEwjVkJiGm-73AhXYSDABHUDDAGEQ4dUDCA4&uact=5&oq=Sarracenia+purpurea&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAMyCwguEIAEELEDEIMBMgsIABCABBCxAxCDATILCAAQgAQQsQMQgwEyCwgAEIAEELEDEIMBMgsIABCABBCxAxCDATIECAAQAzILCAAQgAQQsQMQgwEyCAgAEIAEEMkDMgUIABCABDIFCAAQgAQ6BwgAEEcQsAM6BQghEKABOgoILhCxAxCDARBDOgsIABCxAxCDARCRAjoECAAQQzoICC4QsQMQgwE6EQguEIAEELEDEIMBEMcBEKMCOg4ILhCABBCxAxDHARCjAjoICAAQsQMQgwE6DggAEI8BEOoCEIwDEOUCOg4ILhCPARDqAhCMAxDlAkoECEEYAEoECEYYAFDaN1ipaGDzjQFoAnAAeACAAXOIAfMLkgEEMTMuM5gBAKABAaABArABCsgBCMABAQ&sclient=gws-wiz


Some supporting articles from the NIH (scroll down) https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CAFB_enUS681US681&q=Sarracenia+purpurea+smallpox&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjNzOPdnu73AhUqIkQIHfvJCrQQ1QJ6BAhKEAE&biw=1366&bih=625&dpr=1


Other Name(s): Pitcher Plant, Purple Pitcher Plant, Eve's Cups, Fly-Catcher, Fly-Trap, Herbe Crapaud, Huntsman's Cup, Nepente, Oreille de Cochon, Petits Cochons, , Purple Side-Saddle Flower, Sarapin, Sarracenia, Sarracénie Pourpre, Sarracenia purpurea, Side-Saddle Plant, Smallpox Plant, Water-Cup.

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loverat 2 points ago +2 / -0

A specific pitcher plant extract (Sarapin) is a grandfathered FDA-approved prescription product. Healthcare providers can inject Sarapin for relieving pain in the back, neck, and other locations in the body.

It's FDA approved so expect it to be un-approved very shortly so you can't buy it.

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Trumpchoochoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fauci already did that to them with AIDS.

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HOSEQ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok.....

So 1. AIDS....

And 2. Covid and Covid VAXXX....

So why would this be ANY DIFFERENT???

It's just The MON[k]EY POX, with a SPECIAL VAXXX.....

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Swolehas 1 point ago +1 / -0

THEY WILL GET THE MONKEY JAB OR LOSE THEIR JOBS

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DixMcCoy 8 points ago +8 / -0

DO IT FOR GRANDPA

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DRKMSTR 6 points ago +6 / -0

New WHO Mandate: NO MORE GAY SEX

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QuickHands 124 points ago +126 / -2

I am calling for a complete and total shutdown on The Gay until we figure out what the hell is going on

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doug2 64 points ago +64 / -0

Lindsay Graham gonna be pissed

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MyPersonalExp 14 points ago +14 / -0

*pissed on

FTFY

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MAGA_mantis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lady bugs

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frogface 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's for the common good !

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michelleobama22 2 points ago +2 / -0

theyre not sending their best

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RetardFarts 82 points ago +86 / -4

As a gay, I’ve always been against pride parades, they’re embarrassing and do nothing but ostracize us

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Zepp87 57 points ago +57 / -0

Yeah they are gross. Arts fest and Pride Parade happen at the same time in Pittsburgh.

Weirdest mother fuckers I've ever seen in my life. I made bank working downtown during it (food truck) but holy fuck everyone was a fucking weirdo. Gay dude I worked with then said the same shit. Giving the rest of us a bad name.

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RetardFarts 40 points ago +40 / -0

Pride is for corporations to fleece us and for white girls to get shitfaced during the day

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NateBedfordForrest 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don't even want to know what that entails...

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Snowmexican 5 points ago +6 / -1

It entails entrails by poop scoopin outta each other's tails

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NateBedfordForrest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks, d-hole.

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11numbereleven11 4 points ago +4 / -0

You gotta give him credit for the rhyming.

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Bubblegumbro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Danny Thomas runs it

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redgreenyellowblu 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pride festivals existed long before corporations got involved. The gays that attend and like parading around wearing a buttplug and doggie tail, or the people that want to see that, aren't being forced to attend by corporations. There are a lot of gay people that have bought into a materialist, consumerist, and hedonistic view of themselves and life. The parades speak the truth of that. Shifting blame to corporations or "white girls" is weak.

As a gay person, I share your opposition to pride festivals, but it's not just that I find them embarrassing. I oppose the culture that they are a symptom of.

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RetardFarts 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well said!

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Plazma10 0 points ago +1 / -1

I can say from first hand knowledge, it was the New York art dealers and music label owners amongst others that pushed and orchestrated the whole PR side of the whole thing. Look how fast and orchestrated it is with Ukraine

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anon9361 21 points ago +21 / -0

I went to the Folsom Street Fair in SF to see a band that was performing. The stuff I saw was some of the weirdest, vile shit I’ve ever seen. Some of my gay friends that went with me felt uncomfortable by the twins/bondage folks.

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RetardFarts 12 points ago +12 / -0

Jesus Christ no. I’ve only heard horror stories. No chance you’d find me there.

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Bogey 8 points ago +9 / -1

At least they eventually had the sense to make the NAMBLA folks hide their signs.

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kr0m 2 points ago +3 / -1

yeah at least. good thing they wised up and hid their illegal perversions which allowed them to become more easily pushed by the mainstream

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Cantshadowbanthemall 12 points ago +13 / -1

Moms who bring their kids to the fulsom street fair should be shot

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Skogin 4 points ago +7 / -3

with a camera and publicly shamed.

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BurgerChef90 7 points ago +7 / -0

My married gay brother and his husband think the same. They went to one in DC but they did cause their friends invited them, but they really hate most of the gay community.

They both believe most of the "active" people in the LGBT community are a bunch of self-centered attention whores.

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RetardFarts 7 points ago +7 / -0

There are dozens of us!

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HOSEQ 5 points ago +5 / -0

They're not wrong.....

In my personal assessment of the whole Ga Pride thing, after DECADES of reading watching, and even arguing with many of them, I see the Main Problem is straight up Narcissism.....

Narcissism without any real reason, lots of pride without any accomplishment, Tons of Demands for Rights they already had, then even MORE demands for Rights that NOBODY ELSE has ever had.....

I've even argued with some upon their Points that would actually mean the Direct Enslavement of others, paid or unpaid being unimportant, but the use of FORCE to get Direct compliance from, for Example, the Bakery that got sued then turned around and returned the favor.....

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Plazma10 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey Pittsburgh! Fellow gay here and I hate the pride and trans flags that took over the north side. Too many crazies in that neighbourhood now

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Zepp87 1 point ago +1 / -0

North side is weird. My girlfriend has a lot of based as fuck family out there, but there are a fuckton of weirdos there too.

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Klown_Schwab 24 points ago +33 / -9

Pray to Jesus to cure you of this affliction

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Tendiesandkekchup -1 points ago +4 / -5

Pray to Jesus to cure you of your affliction of massively over inflated sense of importance and ability to cast judgement.

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Klown_Schwab 8 points ago +8 / -0

If your brother or sister sins, go and point out their fault, just between the two of you. If they listen to you, you have won them over. But if they will not listen, take one or two others along, so that ‘every matter may be established by the testimony of two or three witnesses.’ If they still refuse to listen, tell it to the church; and if they refuse to listen even to the church, treat them as you would a pagan or a tax collector.

  • Matt. 18:15-17
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RetardFarts 1 point ago +1 / -0

Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

Matthew 7 1-3

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Norwayhastrolls -4 points ago +7 / -11

Live and let live.

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Klown_Schwab 12 points ago +15 / -3

We're all sinners but we should try to repent and turn away from sin not embrace it and make it part of our identity

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Norwayhastrolls 1 point ago +7 / -6

Hold up. Some of us are atheists and gay. We MAGA as hard as anyone. Don't segregate us. We fight for common sense. Tolerance. Also do unto others is my creed. Best part of the Bible for me

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Klown_Schwab 10 points ago +10 / -0

Heterosexual and homosexual is a modern distinction made up by 19th century psychologists. It reeks of scientism. I'm skeptical they're real categories.

In the Classical period men could fool around with other men but they were considered degenerate if they didn't marry a woman and have kids anyway. Something similar goes on in the Muslim world today but it's kept on the downlow.

I'm agnostic myself but I think the only solution to our civilizational decline is to rediscover God and lean hard into our Christian roots. And that's inherently tied with moral disapproval of "homosexuality". Maybe it's an irrational prejudice? Maybe there is a scientific/Darwinian reason that we don't yet understand? Idk.

But if we want to rediscover our Christian roots and say "morals come from God/The Bible... except this one thing lol some Enlightenment atheists were smarter than God on that issue".... that's fucking retarded and undermines the whole project.

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Plazma10 2 points ago +3 / -1

You're correct. I'm a dude, married to a dude. Only been with one guy for over twenty years now. We're not going to unpartner at this point so we do good in other ways. But yes we both realize we were led astray and I'd council any young man falling for the gay identity trap with your sentiment. But you are approaching it wrong and should be selling the fulfilling aspects of a wife and kids.

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DJT_JR6544 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are not the first gay guy I have heard say this. Had a boss that said basically the exact same thing. When he first met me he asked, "Why do you hate gays?" Because he heard I was a devoted Christian.

I told him I don't hate gays, but I hate the gay agenda and how it damages people, and I told him how I could tell it had so affected him that he was worried everyone hated him without cause. He told me I was right. I asked him if he thought it was a sin to be gay, and he told me he knew it was and he felt guilty about it.

To me, it is not an irredeemable sin, though many if not most gay people are purposefully reprobates against society or else the pride events would not exist as they do. But I am wholly against homosexuality because I personally feel it ruins peoples lives through the deception of seeing ones identity through the lens of sexuality. It is the same with a whore or whoremonger.

I definitely disagree with it, but at the end of the day, so what? I can't control other people. I still share my position because I want to influence others to my side. I say none of this to be mean, but I say it bluntly because no one else will.

If I can sell you on the idea of a wife and kids, then I will do my best! The relationship to a wife carries great responsibility, and having kids carries even greater responsibility. In my opinion responsibilities are the best way to have fulfillment. There are many men who cannot handle it, but the best men carry the most that they can (including all of the groceries in one trip!). God instituted the family. He calls on men to lead their families, women to love and nurture their families, and children to carry on the legacy of their family. We are supposed to be fruitful and multiply. I think the reason God wanted this is that he understood the cares of His creation of the race of man.

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Klown_Schwab 1 point ago +1 / -0

selling the fulfilling aspects of a wife and kids.

I'm a single childless millennial tbh I don't have much authority to talk haha

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Bubblegumbro 7 points ago +8 / -1

Tolerance, turned into “BAKE MY CAKE BIGOT!!!” real fast

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Plazma10 1 point ago +2 / -1

Judeo-Bolsheviks works this way in all aspects of lawfare. All the way from women's lib becoming killing babies to property owners voting in a Republic to Democracy for All.

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RoosterHeadBad 6 points ago +7 / -1

Tolerance is satanic and not a virtue. God’s Word instructs the opposite of tolerance. Be intolerant of sin.

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Norwayhastrolls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Im not explaining myself to you further. No point

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RoosterHeadBad 1 point ago +1 / -0

You’re confusing me for somebody else. I only have one comment on this thread.

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HOSEQ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, I have a Strong Suggestion for the ATHEISTS, don't know if it ties in to Gay at all.....

BUT, if you're gonna be an Atheist anyway, I'm going to suggest the BEST set of Books that will help in the Logic and Reasoning of the ties between the U.S. Constitution, the Various State Constitutions, and of course the Christian Claim of the Constitutions being based upon the Bible.....

The Founders actually used these Books when debating the Founding, the Laws, etc.....

George Washington never returned the set he Checked Out from the New York City Library, and his Family recently gave back a NEW Set, that is of only common Price Value, yeah, they Kept the original Set, that's probably worth a few hundred Million to the right History Buff.....

It's called::

Emmerich de Vattels Law of Nations

It's 5 Books, I think,but it is solid and pleasurable reading....

Begin with his Preliminaries Book, SKIP OVER all the BS Prefaces, they're just a bunch of Opinion and like assholes they ALL stink of bad opinions and bad decisions.....

This link will get you all 5 Books PLUS the PREFACES that are OPINIONS.... But it has the direct download links, AND the Direct Links to the books for online reading.....

https://famguardian.org/Publications/LawOfNations/vattel.htm

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TheSpaceForce 6 points ago +6 / -0

God himself nuked Sodom and Gomorrah, not sure he was a big fan of "live and let live".

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RetardFarts -2 points ago +3 / -5

I certainly hope you’ve never had oral sex

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RetardFarts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Uh oh, looks like people are learning oral sex is sodomy

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TheLeftIsAntiRight -5 points ago +8 / -13

Don't be retarded.

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WarViper1337 14 points ago +14 / -0

Most people don't care about pride parades but they have now degenerated into fetish parades which most people don't want any part of. Pride is one thing but a celebration of sexual fetishes is another.

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doug2 11 points ago +16 / -5

Are retard farts the farts that come out of a destroyed lifeless anus with no resistance left?

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NateBedfordForrest 2 points ago +5 / -3

Damnit Doug. Beat me to it.

Guess who gets to pay for the ass cancer and prostate issues that comes with a lifetime of getting ass-pounded?

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Norwayhastrolls -1 points ago +5 / -6

Chill out

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RetardFarts 1 point ago +2 / -1

Monogamous consenting adults having sex on their own property makes me so angry!

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HOSEQ 1 point ago +2 / -1

Pk, on their own Property.....

But are they inside a building, and cannot be seen???

Or are they outside in Their Yard, hunchin like neighborhood Dogs who've gotten off their Chains???

One is Self Respecting Privacy, the other is Public Indecency.....

It saddens me that I actually have to POINT THIS OUT, as a Point of Law.....

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RetardFarts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Christ you’re retarded

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HOSEQ 1 point ago +2 / -1

That ^^^, right there....

This is what Cognitive Dissonance and Propagandized Mind looks like....

Judge Says:: Don't talk about LAW, it's too complicated and you'll never understand it, so never talk about LAW.....

Priest/Preacher says:: Don't talk about Religion, it's too complicated and you'll never understand it, so Never talk about Religion....

Me:: Fuck you BOTH, and equally, I'll talk about what the fuck ever I want to talk about.....

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RetardFarts 1 point ago +1 / -0

No you retard.

You made the assumption people were having sex in view on their private property.

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RiffFantastic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gay pride parades have been appropriated by straight people. I go to the SF pride party to check out chicks.

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frogface 3 points ago +3 / -0

So do the chicks...

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NateBedfordForrest 2 points ago +3 / -1

Those chicks shouldn't be voting.

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

The problem here is usually Fujoshi Tumblrinas who have read too many kinky fanfics about guys having gay sex and think that makes them "non-binary" or "trans".

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 55 points ago +57 / -2

That wasn't the only thing they were spreading.

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Sumarongi 35 points ago +35 / -0

Yes, they were spreading harmful disinformation, which is dangerous for our democracy

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NateBedfordForrest 7 points ago +7 / -0

Republic

Fify

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NateBedfordForrest 11 points ago +11 / -0

Actually started as a Confederation.

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BlitheringIdiot 5 points ago +5 / -0

True, but it wasn't working out so well.

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almond_activator 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mostly just because they wrote too many checks their ass couldn't cash to finance the Revolution. If the first attempt (Articles of Confederation) could've figured out how to pay the troops and pay down the loans they took during the preceding decade, it would've lasted a lot longer.

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Sumarongi 4 points ago +4 / -0

uh oh, looks like we have a domestic terrorist here

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NateBedfordForrest 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was a setup!

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Moonlight 2 points ago +2 / -0

What was between their legs is a mystery that should never be solved.

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clownworld30330 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mind virus

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HOSEQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

MONEY POX???

You do know that the "k" is supposed to be silent, right???

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StoryTimeHour 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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Snoman 34 points ago +36 / -2

To mitigate the spread of Monkey Pox, stop ejaculating into other men’s bowels.

Would that be a correct diagnosis ?

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doug2 13 points ago +15 / -2

No, that part has nothing to do with it. It's the ripping of anus skin, and the combination of BIGOTRY

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SmegmaMike 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe douching it out with a bottle of Everclear would be sufficient?

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Skogin 1 point ago +2 / -1

Bust a nut in Grandpa’s butt.

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Sgtt 22 points ago +22 / -0

What's next? Gay frogs?

...

Alex Jones has entered the chat

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 20 points ago +20 / -0

Pfizer Pox

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pharmapox.

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Dirk_Nager 19 points ago +19 / -0

If you would’ve told me 20 years ago that South Park and The Simpsons would so eerily predict the future I would’ve called you a cynical bastard or a crazy person.

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WeinerLapTop 6 points ago +6 / -0

So, do you recognize that you are/hopefully were the problem? Silencing patriots for speaking out?

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Dirk_Nager 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’ve been soaking in the conspiracy juices since art bell in about 1992. So it’s not really a surprise to me. What is a surprise is the speed with which everything has gone blade runner meets demolition Man in the worst way.

It’s genuinely surprising to me that what was considered reasonable satire just 10 years ago people just run with nowadays. Watching Comedy Central shows from 2004 is like watching headlines from 2022.

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WeinerLapTop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Right, but we cant continue to write off patriots as crazy or deluded because it hurts our comfy view of the world, even if we "soak in conspiracy juice".

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Dirk_Nager 3 points ago +4 / -1

I mean that leaked Chinese audio from a few days ago says that they are converting nearly 5000 commercial ships for landing craft and antisubmarine warfare. I say we are well and truly cooked as a country. We literally don’t have the shells in ordinance to take out that many ships and then wage war against anybody’s military. And there’s definitely not the political will to strike first so we are just a big sitting duck with a fake president and a completely purchased Congress and a populace that is controlled by pornography and violence and is stupider than a herd of cows.

I don’t really care what society or people think about me or my views anymore. There is no society it was all the big sci by the Tabstock Institute and the CIA. This whole country is a fucking joke run by gangsters

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tabularasa_556 8 points ago +8 / -0

We literally don’t have the shells in ordinance to take out that many ships and then wage war against anybody’s military.

I keep seeing people concerned with the capabilities of our military as if it would be used in our defense. The Chinese don't need any ships or a military they just need to make sure the big guy gets enough to sell us out, and he'll give them whatever they want.

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 23 points ago +23 / -0

Too clean and the road's flat.

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stormybanks 11 points ago +11 / -0

No 💩 in the street.

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wethedownvoted [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

i have mixed feelings about being alive to see the phrase, "monkeypox superspreader event"

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doug2 12 points ago +12 / -0

Larry Sinclair and Obama hit the town again eh?

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Crownius 17 points ago +17 / -0

So wanna bet this is circulating in vaccinated people only?

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wethedownvoted [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

applying the principles of intersectionality, excellent

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EvJohn 6 points ago +6 / -0

kek

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BurgerChef90 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, it's Europe and a bunch of gays and gay "allies" so yeah, pretty good chance most of them were covid vaccinated.

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cyberwar 17 points ago +17 / -0

grooming and rape creates gays. stop it and you stop the faggotization

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AnalFuck69 15 points ago +16 / -1

Stop fucking eachother in the ass faggots.

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NutPsaki 10 points ago +10 / -0

Haha, username doesn't check out?

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NoCoupForYou 14 points ago +14 / -0

And the location of the spread?

An "Adult Sauna" according to the Telegraph UK.

That's what people called "Gay Bathhouses" until around Yesterday.

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Destineed369 3 points ago +3 / -0

Around yesterday 😂👍

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South_Florida_Guy 12 points ago +12 / -0

Woodchipper

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sovrn 2 points ago +2 / -0

high heels first

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Cali_kid 11 points ago +11 / -0

Federal agencies will be understaffed for a while

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conservativeyuppie 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Jibideen 10 points ago +15 / -5

Careful you’ll upset the secularists

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PleaseFaceWall 4 points ago +4 / -0

The "jews" are already seething

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Spawnlingman 9 points ago +10 / -1

Hey God. There they are. All together. Just saying.

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Mark4-40 8 points ago +9 / -1

He knows.

Therefore God gave them over in the lusts of their hearts to impurity, so that their bodies would be dishonored among them. For this reason God gave them over to degrading passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural, and in the same way also the men abandoned the natural function of the woman and burned in their desire toward one another, men with men committing indecent acts and receiving in their own persons the due penalty of their error. And just as they did not see fit to acknowledge God any longer, God gave them over to a depraved mind, to do those things which are not proper, being filled with all unrighteousness, wickedness, greed, evil; full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, malice; they are gossips, slanderers, haters of God, insolent, arrogant, boastful, inventors of evil, disobedient to parents, without understanding, untrustworthy, unloving, unmerciful; and although they know the ordinance of God, that those who practice such things are worthy of death, they not only do the same, but also give hearty approval to those who practice them. Romans 1:24‭, ‬26‭-‬32 NASB1995

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Controlgroup 9 points ago +9 / -0

It’s spread by bodily fluids it’s not airborne. So yes this makes sense.

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Keith 9 points ago +9 / -0

GAIDS

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MerlynTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

After Roe let's get rid of Lawrence v. Texas!

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MyPersonalExp 8 points ago +8 / -0

Drop them into a volcano

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South_Florida_Guy 8 points ago +8 / -0

What's interesting is that we've come full circle to Fauci and fags and AIDS all over again

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LesAnanasNeParlePas 8 points ago +10 / -2

"If you are gay, sin is taking you to hell" -Shirley Phelps, The Westboro Baptist Church.

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South_Florida_Guy 4 points ago +5 / -1

TIL I'm a member of the WBC

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Smurfection 2 points ago +2 / -0

I always thought it was obnoxious the way the press and the liberals got totally obsessed with the Westboro Baptist church. Had they ignored the idiots, they would have gone away anyway. Albeit, I think it was a good idea to pass local zoning laws that made it more difficult to the Westboro Baptist church to disrupt funerals of U.S. Service Members. However, it was a congregation of less than 100 people. It was almost as bad as just about every single head of state and super A list world renown humanitarians condemning the paster that wanted to burn the Koran back in 2009...a pastor that had a congregation of about 100 people who preached out of a truck and everyone from Hillary Clinton to the Dalai Lama condemned him....how entirely stupid and unnecessary.

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the-new-style 4 points ago +4 / -0

They were lawsuit trolls.

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Smurfection 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know about that. You could be right. I've seen a few interviews with the grandchildren of Fred Phelps that "escaped" the cult. I don't know if those were staged or whether they were genuine.

I lean toward that idea that Fred Phelps was a victim of gay predators and developed a life long disgust for homosexual men. Not that it take much for a heterosexual man to be disgusted and repulsed by homosexual behavior. I also think Fred Phelps was not very well educated and had a unique and self serving interpretation of scripture. That being said, I can't judge the inner workings of his heart so maybe he meant to both shame homosexuals and was also a Democrat plant. I don't know. I do know, he got way to much attention for a guy leading basically his own family in counter productive, ridiculous protests.

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Smurfection 1 point ago +1 / -0

Strangely, Baptists don't actually believe in the sacrament of Baptism

(I'm Catholic so I believe Baptism is necessary for salvation, whether by desire, blood or water. I believe it leaves a permanent and indelible mark on the soul, makes us adopted children of God the Father, infuses us with the theological virtues of faith hope and love, makes us priests in the line of Melchizedek and prophets of the Holy Spirit. All provided, of course, on the supposition that we are brought up in the faith, do not sin and accept the graces Jesus bestows on us.)

I was extremely surprised to find out that most Baptists believe baptism is simply an outward sign or performance of having already accepted Jesus Christ as a personal Lord and Savior into one's own heart. It is a pro forma ceremony and not sacramental or grace infusing in and of itself. Therefore, someone who goes thru the ritual of Baptism in a Baptist Church may not really be baptized because that one could be going thru the motions and not have really accepted Jesus Christ as their own personal Lord and Savior. In other words, the baptist believes "baptism" occurs in each person's heart at the moment that person accepts Jesus Christ and not due to the ritual at all. The ritual is just a public ceremony. For this reason, Baptists do not believe in infant or childhood baptism or baptism of blood (dying in the place of Christ, like the Holy Innocents Herod killed in the Bible).

Look, I was sincerely stumped by this, because I'm a convert to Catholicism and although I was never particularly interested in Christianity before 2019, I thought the people calling themselves Baptists, actually believed in Baptism. Turns out, they believe in believerism and the actual baptism is just a ritual signifying that one has already been "baptized" in spirit.

Fred Phelps is not out of line with most Baptists when he basically ignores the sacraments of baptism and communion. I don't think baptists even have a sacrament of Confirmation and of course, having no priesthood, they have no Holy Orders, Last Rites and I'm not sure about the sacrament of marriage. I know they believe in the societal institution of marriage but I don't know if they believe it is a sacrament. Also, there's no sacrament of Confession/Reconciliation either.

I do think its weird that Fred Phelps, as you have said, focused on the OT and not the NT. Most Baptists I've known have spouted a lot of OT stuff but when it comes down to it, they sort of gloss over the gospels and go right to Paul's writings and most often talk about Paul's letters.

I have some respect for Baptists but that's starting to change since I've realized most of those saying Catholics are going to hell on this forum are Baptists and they generally spout lies constantly about the RCC, have an extremely biased and warped assessment of the Church and zero knowledge of the early Church. I've been told personally numerous times that I'm going to hell by Baptists on Dot Win so ya know, I don't really have a high opinion of Baptist Christianity. I've heard other Catholics say they have a respect for Baptists because of their zeal for proslytizing but I'm not really seeing. I think "you're going to hell" as the second or third point spewing from the mouth of believer, isn't really zeal. It's the height of arrogance. I guess you can act that way though if you think you're absolutely "assured" of heaven's rewards.

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Smurfection 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah, the other thing I don't like about some Christians, they pretension that they are "just Christians" and not a denomination. I find it disingenuous and deceptive. Unless the faith tradition you're practicing sprang fully grown from your own head, you come from a faith tradition and Baptists come from a certain set of beliefs and teachings that originated in the 17th century. Stop pretending it doesn't.

You just called Paul a false prophet so I guess almost half the NT is just willy nilly thrown out by you. That's nuts!

Jesus said to Peters, "you are my rock and upon this Rock, I will build my Church and the gates of Hades will not prevail against it". That sounds like Jesus not only intended to build a Church but he picked a leader. So ya know, yeah, Jesus did found a religion. Pretending he didn't because religiosity is out of vogue in our modern times is just bananas.

Thomas Jefferson also rewrote the Bible so he's kind of historical revisionist. Great Founder, good guy, but tried to make a Church that was acceptable to him instead of making himself acceptable to Jesus.

Anyone who brings up Hell, the antichrist or the whore of Babylon in their first comment to me about theology or religion is automatically written off as a kook by me.

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BibleProphecyFulfill 7 points ago +7 / -0

Monkeypox Super spreader.

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HyperCarbs 6 points ago +6 / -0

superspreader event

That's for sure.

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chelthing 6 points ago +6 / -0

Back in the closet!

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DZP1 6 points ago +7 / -1

Be on the lookout for these warning signs of gaypox:

  1. You enjoy having unprotected butt sex with strange monkeys
  2. You break out in a cold sweat at the sight of some half-naked butch character in leather straps.
  3. You get a stiffie from the motorcycle cop in The Village People.
  4. You're a fag.
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FitOfficial 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ok, so hear me out on this one...

Just let 'em go on. Continue.

Why not?

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ClanWolf 5 points ago +5 / -0

So much degeneracy crammed into a single image! IMPRESSIVE.

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WeaponizedSmirk 5 points ago +6 / -1

Disgusting degenerates can't stop having unprotected sex with hundreds of dudes.

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DickTick 5 points ago +5 / -0

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

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GodKingHarambe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ship them all to Epstein Island as the new leper colony

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NeverGiveUpTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Monkeypox isn't the only thing spreading.

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notatallimsure 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't dilly-dally, mandate that all gays stay at home. If it saves just one life!

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RahkeemTheMachine 4 points ago +4 / -0

For some reason I imagined some media bro logging on here to do a hit piece and that’s the first post they see. I chortled.

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Tynyyn 4 points ago +4 / -0

What if the monkey pox is just a cover for reactions to the Jabb? Folks have been having weird skin diseases attributed to the jabb, thus why not bring in the Monkeypox and start a new round of vaccines? Got to jabb everybody in America so they can slow down the spread of a fictional pox.

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CmonGubMintGibMe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gay people gonna start complaining nobody wants to be around them like they have no idea why....

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LibertyStillMatters 4 points ago +4 / -0

This comparison needs to be made. We know how this virus is being transmitted and millions gave up their freedom and livelihood to stop Covid transmission. Why can’t the gay community be asked to do the same in the name of public health. They won’t be asked to, nor would they, but it will further demonstrate to the most dense out there the hipocrisy of it all.

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Wearyman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wasn't there an article that exposed that it's almost ALL gay men spreading it?

Given how AIDS entered humans from a massive Gay perv banging monkeys, Gay men being the nearly exclusive infectees of "MonkeyPox" is incredibly poetic.

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Stirwood 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, there’s the monkeypox super spreader event.

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ThisIsHowItStarts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ass pox

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Coprolite 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is monkeypox spread by buttsex?

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chelthing 3 points ago +3 / -0

G.O.A.T.S.E.

Gayest Of All Time Super-spreader Event

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clownworld30330 3 points ago +3 / -0

No refunds. -dems, euro-trash socialist parties