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perma-maga 76 points ago +76 / -0

Kellogg's, like Disney, is transition to was/were.

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BarronVonSaltzburg26 28 points ago +28 / -0

The videos of their employees standing on the conveyor belts pissing on the passing cereal was enough for me to tap out.

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perma-maga 16 points ago +16 / -0

What?!?!?!?

You're kidding?

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perma-maga 16 points ago +16 / -0

Awful. I'll stick to eggs and/or coffee for breakfast.

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Do_the_Math 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't do breakfast. Don't get hungry until about noon. But if I did have breakfast, it would be a steak and eggs and bottomless mimosas (after a Bloody Mary, of course).

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MoreTorbaLessKushner 12 points ago +12 / -0

Kellogg's paid YouTube to remove the video 🤡🌎

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chewsoap 7 points ago +7 / -0
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Northernrebel 6 points ago +6 / -0

And Republicans pander to these people

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PKShadilay 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was also a jogger who filmed himself licking ice cream and then putting it back into the store freezers:

D'Adrien Anderson also was sentenced to an additional six-month jail term probated for two years and ordered to pay a $1,000 fine and $1,565 in restitution to Blue Bell Creameries, which had to replace all of its products in the freezer. Anderson began serving his jail term immediately after sentencing.

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27Sandino 2 points ago +2 / -0

10 months in prison with a 10,000 dollar fine

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1823 1 point ago +1 / -0

Snap, crackle, pop

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Gonnamakeitugly 5 points ago +5 / -0

bye/cya

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Americafuqyeah 26 points ago +26 / -0

One of my pronouns is goodbye kellogs

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Picador_20 22 points ago +22 / -0

Out of one side of their mouths, the progressives say, "no one should be put in a box."

Out of the other side of their mouths, they judge everyone entirely upon things like race, skin color, sexual orientation, and jab status.

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TommyJarvis 16 points ago +16 / -0

They never meant anything they said about discrimination and tolerance. It was always a Trojan horse for communism.

We must never again, ever, EVER believe any “cause” the left is pushing.

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes they are hypocritical on purpose because it suits their needs

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Rey_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's purposeful see "Marcuse repressive tolerance"

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

I learned a little about him in the Dinesh book United States of Socialism

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AtheistTrumper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't need a box. A bag will work once they've gone through the woodchipper.

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DeadOverRed 16 points ago +16 / -0

"No sexual targeting of children" seems like an easy rule.

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skuts 9 points ago +9 / -0

Joe "Vagina Lips" Camel.

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BigIronBigIron 8 points ago +8 / -0

Say what you will about him but I am 1,000% certain Joe Camel never sucked a cock

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 4 points ago +4 / -0

I always saw it as Joe “dick and balls” Camel

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Kek_Johnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cereal box has a cock on the front of it

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rentfREEEE_since2016 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hey. I’m not anti cigarettes or anything. But joe camel is literally the only cig ad I remember as a kid, and when I used to smoke? Yeah, camels were my mainstay.

Yes. Targeted advertising totally works on kids.

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PKShadilay 2 points ago +2 / -0

And Regan in the 1980's got rid of most of the regulations that limited advertising to children. It's why we got cartoons like G.I.Joe and Transformers. They were 30 minute animated toy commercials.

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Picador_20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reagan's golden reputation in the media rests on his deregulating it to eventually allow six companies to buy up all media outlets in the US. There used to be laws preventing the Media-opoly we have now.

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Northernrebel 2 points ago +2 / -0

I started smoking around 12 and it had nothing to do with camels or cowboys

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AlFreeman 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm inclined to disagree, but I started smoking as a kid and it was fucking camels. So even if that wasn't the intention of the Joe Camel ads, that was the effect. I would have most certainly smoked another brand had they not existed. So it's not all on them for me.

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CaptTitus 7 points ago +7 / -0

I collected Camel Cash. I have a pack of Camels in my pocket. I only smoke a pack every 10 to 14 days, now. Used to be 2-3 per day. But, I smoke for the pure enjoyment. It is like steak, coffee or screwin', need that delicious cigarette.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking camel cash omg…I remember those things being everywhere. I didn’t smoke but my boyfriend did. The early 90’s for me were just a blur of camel cash, flowers and bong water, lol.

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labajada 6 points ago +6 / -0

Joe's nose is a penis.

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AdmrlNelson 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here's who owns Kellogg's

W. K. Kellogg Foundation (18.6%) The Vanguard Group (8.2%) Gordon Gund (6.8%) KeyCorp (6.8%) BlackRock (6.7%)

And here's a contact where you can demand they remove this pedophiliac shit

Kellogg CEO Mr. Steven Cahillane Email Address: [email protected]

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A_Feral_Duck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dr Kellogg himself was a bit of a nut. His original therapy/detox program was something like eat a flavorless granola so you don’t want to masturbate so you won’t get sick anymore.

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AOCs_tits_4ever 5 points ago +5 / -0

I will not eat the cereal. I will not suck the dick.

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PKShadilay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bake the cake

Wax the balls

Groom the children <-- You are here

Wood chippers

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LizardGizard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Secret ingredient is AIDS

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 4 points ago +4 / -0

Should take a black magic marker and add pedo / file or child / abuse.

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A_Feral_Duck 1 point ago +1 / -0

I took a pen to the store ready to write:

Sin/ner

Pedo/Phile

Mental/illness

Child/molester

Groo/mer

Dis/ney

Ab/use

Biden/voter

But the local store wasn’t carrying this shit yet.

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

I called them when I saw these boxes in the store. I went off on them, calling them fucking pedo scumbags, et cetera.

Call them. Don't let them off the hook

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Shitheel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Will they last longer than CNN+?

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Winner45 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fruit loops taste disgusting and have no nutritional value. Not sure how it’s still a product.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

I find them tasty but can’t stand how they scrape the roof of your mouth.

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bills_gash 3 points ago +3 / -0

The key to my understanding of all this is that we all understand ads are programming, and we have been taught that from a very young age, but the libcucks actually choose to accept the messages. They know they are capitulating to what they justify in the their worldview is the "greater good".

They're just a bunch of pathetic idiot sheep who are ready for their NWO.

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TraitorJoes 3 points ago +3 / -0

What's on my Joe Camel C Cash worth with inflation today?

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PKShadilay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cigarettes are probably more healthy than that GMO, HFCS & glyphosate infested garbage pretending to be a breakfast cereal.

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joa2eEri 2 points ago +2 / -0

They should have sold it in bags if they they’re too amazing to put in a box. Morons.

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Thirdcracker 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Original Kellogg’s recipe started out as a cure for the “sin of self pollution” at an Adventist boys camp in MI. Boy—they have progressed!

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Steady3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Add your own: Drop / Dead

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jadepoemm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Had some pop up at our local supermarket. Someone ripped holes in the sides of the boxes so they couldn't be sold...no idea who ever could have done such a thing.

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South_Florida_Guy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was/were

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TommyJarvis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ugh, Camel Lights were my cigarette of choice back when I was a smoker. I was a young man. Just seeing that pack makes my skin crawl.

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Bubblegumbro 2 points ago +3 / -1

Same, but makes we want to smoke one. I don’t regret smoking. It was great . I’d still smoke if it wasn’t horrible for you. Oh and packs were still $1.50 or less

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TommyJarvis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ugh, the smell of cigarettes makes me sick. Thank god I quit that awful shit

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DresdenFan1975 2 points ago +2 / -0

Camel Wides, when I could find ‘em. Camel filtered most of the time. Started smoking when I was hammered and a buddy passed me a smoke and said it’d help. Wow. Did it ever.

Smoked about a pack every two days for about 3 years and quit. Never looked back.

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nufosmatic 2 points ago +2 / -0

What kind of message is sent by tiny, sweet, crunchy vaginas in soy milk?

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DeadOverRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Fuck you"

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Truthseeker0120 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is sick. I don't eat cereal at all but damn sure not buy anything Kelloggs sells again.

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n3IVI0 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whelp. That's it for Kellogg's. No more breakfast cereal.

Although to be fair, that's not much of a boycott. Ham and eggs, or some kind of pork product and eggs, being my breakfast of choice. Not grains like you feed to livestock.

FYI: If you MUST have breakfast cereal, just get the Aldi brand. Way cheaper. Tastes the same. No high fructose corn syrup.

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gaijin_ronin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oddly enough the cereal is shaped just like their front and back holes.

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MobileDev4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Adults shouldn't eat cereal, it's why America leads the world in obesity

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crash7863 1 point ago +1 / -0

The general diet in America is terrible. High fructose corn syrup in everything. Seed oils in everything.

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MobileDev4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep, sad thing is cooking your own meals doesn't even save you money now due to inflation. Honestly I think I avoided Covid because I cook 90% of my own meals and use a lot of spices and foods that boost the immune system. Plus I do a lot of hiking and riding around on PEVs.

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MobileDev4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Another thing is only one out five adults eat enough fruits and vegetables.

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crash7863 2 points ago +2 / -0

Porkchop + tater + green beans is what I grew up on.

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MobileDev4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hated pork chops as a kid. I don't think I had one that wasn't overcooked till I got into cooking as an adult and made one myself. I usually error on undercooking. Now I'll take a good pork chop over a steak if it comes with the right toppings like maple butter, blue cheese, or onion jam. The only good thing in South Hill, Virginia, is Kahill's. They make one of the best pork chops I've ever eaten.

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crash7863 2 points ago +2 / -0

I also learned to cook and I'm a better cook than my mom. I would never tell her that, but my dad has told me that.

Big cuts can be really good. I made some 3 inch pork chops last year. I had to bring out the meat thermometer for them to figure out when they were done. Pork is good. Most pork chops are just salt and pepper. You can do more, not that anyone does. People seem to think that pork is nothing but hot dogs.

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MobileDev4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep I need a good steak house cut if I'm making pork chops the bigger the better. If I have to I'll break out the Sous Vide to make sure it cooks perfectly but usually I usually just cook in a cast iron pan these days. Also give me a good pork Tenderloin or Tonkatsu/Snitzle any day.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 1 point ago +1 / -0

YGBSM

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Skycow 1 point ago +1 / -0

I put pronouns on it like Trump/Juan and Disney/Groomer

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RlzJohnnyM 1 point ago +1 / -0

WTF?

These fuckers infiltrated every fucking companies

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Easzq8 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get together, throbbing member lodged deep into anal cavity

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

These Sugar Coated Faggot Crunches are delicious. I could suck them in all day ... wait ... that's not milk in the bowl.

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jc99ta 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are they implying Snap, Crackle and Pop are gay?

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brainphreeze 1 point ago +1 / -0

Add your own:

FUCK / OFF

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Northernrebel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are faggots big consumers of cereal?

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Johnny108 1 point ago +1 / -0

Steak & eggs.

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Granny 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you think Kellogg's will be surprised when this product is a loser?

Pedes I am am one of the more accepting, non-judgmental types, and being so, I recognize the fact that many don't: the problem isn't the sexual orientation or gender dysphoria. It's the angle of PRIDE.

People who have some sort of abnormal gender condition are pushed by SJW's to be PROUD of it. That's the whole root of all the controversy!!!

Stop it with the PRIDE, it leads to thinking somehow that you're better than other folks; you're not. Don't be ashamed, you've done nothing wrong. But don't be PROUD!!!

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tootthebighorn 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't do cereal but if I did I wouldn't tolerate this in my house.

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Weneverleft 1 point ago +1 / -0

Love your chiron, kek - ok groomer kek

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CommieCrats 1 point ago +1 / -0

Camel joe

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559throw 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love how the gay cereal is shaped like puckered buttholes

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Do_the_Math 1 point ago +1 / -0

This gives a whole new meaning to "Fruit" Loops.

Ironically, John Harvey Kellog, who invented corn flakes, was disgusted with sex, never consummated his marriage, and promoted a bland diet to discourage masturbation. He must be rolling over in his grave right now.

Fun fact: all of the "Fruit" loops are the same flavor. Their only difference is their color.

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PsyRes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reminds me a lot of the propaganda they pushed on our children about the vaccines. Sickening. No difference in my mind.

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LiteraIIyHitIer 1 point ago +1 / -0

How long until there's a rainbow-flavored dildo in the box as a prize?

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StrongIsland 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh man ♻️ 😂 One of my best college professors is the daughter of this illustrator. I think he always knew it was possible that the camel would kick back one day. lulz

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1823 1 point ago +1 / -0

Light up a smoke and have a bowl of rainbow sugar buttholes.

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The_Kuru 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rainbow sphincters? They aren't even trying.

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