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Groomers fly for free (media.patriots.win) 🚁 FREE CHOPPER RIDES 🚁
posted ago by california1776 ago by california1776 +1995 / -1
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deleted 13 points ago +13 / -0
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unclebobinator 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Chinook holds more passengers though

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julianleroux 2 points ago +2 / -0

And is faster, so can do more round trips per hour

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SaltyBobCat 6 points ago +7 / -1

Just turn her on and lower them onto the propellers. It'd be kind of like a woodchipper but cooler and it would save fuel because you don't have to leave the ground to get the job done so it's environmentally friendly plus it spreads fresh groomer fertilizer wherever it's set up.

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SaddleTramp 2 points ago +2 / -0

How about you actually arrest a single individual first?

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deleted 4 points ago +5 / -1
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based_trekkie 4 points ago +6 / -2

Can you FLY bobby???

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bubadmt 6 points ago +6 / -0

That boy ain't right.

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LongDongSilvet 4 points ago +6 / -2

Matt Gaetz is climbing aboard as we speak

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OnItOrWithIt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Matt Gaetz did nothing wrong, as proved by his continuing to be an extremely effective Congressional member for us. Here's a man who can stay on point in the face of bullshit diversions (talking about him grilling Austin now), think on his feet and most iimportantly here is someone who gets it.

He's a good looking guy and for all our sakes and the sake of the country I hope he can keep it in his pants because he has a long and important career in politics before him if he can.

I hope he just realizes what gifts he has, takes the fate of this nation fucking seriously and either gets married or takes a vow of celibacy.

Lots of people have lots of sex with hot babes. It only feels important. On the other hand, only a few men in each generation are in a position to make a real difference to the fate of a nation and its people.

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deplorable-d00d 0 points ago +1 / -1

Oh, look at Reddit faggot here parroting the left! Nice try, Disney

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KuzoKevin 4 points ago +7 / -3

Fucking brilliant.

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Hanging_Chad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks a lot like this: https://de.catbox.moe/fdsmx9.png

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Hanging_Chad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bell AH-1Z Viper: https://de.catbox.moe/xa2xr4.jpg

edit: UH-1Y Venom

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Reddinatored 2 points ago +2 / -0

False, UH-1Y

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Hanging_Chad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good catch 👍🏻

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NotMyGovernor 3 points ago +3 / -0

I dunno let’s stop playing pretend?

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OldGreg 2 points ago +3 / -1

“Why is this helicopter missing seat belts?

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california1776 [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

You'll find out

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OldGreg 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEK!

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TechKilledMe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I identify as an attack pepe, if you question it you’re just a bigoted helicopter-phobe.

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ManBadOrange 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get to the HelePepeChoppa ! Now

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hate to say it but it almost looks like Donkey...

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Deplorable556 1 point ago +1 / -0

looking a tad ballchinian there my friend.

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SaltyCajun 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where do we send money to play for the fuel??? I am 100% in.

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snowcatzor 1 point ago +2 / -1

Ah, the Mi-24 Pepe, the deadliest pepe of them all. He not only shoot Groomer, he drop them in ocean too.

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magnokor 3 points ago +3 / -0

The communists built this so-called "anticommunist aircraft".

Blue Thunder, that is what you want.

That movie also had flashbacks to throwing people out of a helicopter, although that was probably out of a Huey.

Will assume Mikhail Mil was a big communist.

Maybe not as big as Ned Isakoff.

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Monsieur_Novembre 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looking at the price of fertilizer we better start dropping them over farmlands

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Reddinatored 1 point ago +2 / -1

CH-53 Carries more Disneys

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Jmricht 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cute!!! Imma fan.

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RonohWrathmore 1 point ago +1 / -0

mmm... yessss... I can fit you commies all in

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PatriotSkorzeny 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, illegals fly for free. 🤬 To the interior.

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Remove-All-Communist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pinochet did nothing wrong. Commies love helicopter rides!

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Lord_Kek 1 point ago +3 / -2

BeHIND every Pinochet is an airborne Pepe

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AugiePinochet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn straight.

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daFFYDOOK -1 points ago +1 / -2

You spelled woodchipper wrong