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Jtenten 43 points ago +43 / -0

We skipped Xi because REEEEEEEEEE

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BewareOfThePug 18 points ago +18 / -0

And we will skip "Chi" too

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War_Hamster 16 points ago +16 / -0

The next variant is Pi, but the one after that is the really scary one.

I predict that we'll hit peak mass panic when the Rut-Roh Variant hits.

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unicornpoop 4 points ago +4 / -0

The predators will save that one for when the economy crashes and they need a thuper thcary distraction for the low IQ masses.

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marvinthehaggler 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mmmm... pie....

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

I do hope they go with Pi for the next one. There will be some easy memes to be made.

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RexCollumSilvarum 3 points ago +3 / -0

3.14159265... months between boosters!

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marvinthehaggler 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Mm ... piiiie." is a Homer Simpson quote, fyi.

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HKgoneWild 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're all psi-op varient.

Change my mind.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've got no evidence that contradicts your conjecture.

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IncredibleMrE1 15 points ago +15 / -0

How dare you include Xi. That is an anti-Asian racist dog whistle!

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MegoThor 13 points ago +13 / -0

My favorite Greek letters?

Λ Γ Β

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RexCollumSilvarum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Λ

Lesbos is literally in Greece so the "L" should be written in Greek all the time. Those bigots writing it with a Latin letter! It has to be ΛGBT!

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BabbleRabble 11 points ago +11 / -0

And a fauci hanging from a pear tree...

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obamagavemeaphone 7 points ago +7 / -0

And a fauci hanging from the Tree of Liberty

ftfy

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rentfREEEE_since2016 11 points ago +12 / -1

This is gay. Get your covid out of my Xmas spirit.

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Steady3 9 points ago +9 / -0

We're gonna need a bigger alphabet.

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Bazzellle 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't worry they will make it up as they go along anyway.

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Taliesin 3 points ago +3 / -0

They will get the new letters from On Beyond Zebra by Dr. Seuss

https://youtu.be/ytbn1-CXN7U?t=19

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FuckFaceDiapers 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dr. Seuss was cancelled. Didn't you get the memo?

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RexCollumSilvarum 2 points ago +2 / -0

We've still got Hebrew and Arabic to work through. Say hello to the gimel variant, and cheth, and zayin, and tsadek, then jeem and hamza and waw!

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Junionthepipeline 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nobody survives enough boosters to make it to jeem

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IamM 9 points ago +9 / -0

TFW variants are becoming a lot like college sororities.

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DeplorableGranpa 7 points ago +7 / -0

I have a feeling OMEGA will probably suck.

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mct1 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm infected with the Alpha and the Omega. Are you???

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Threaper666 4 points ago +4 / -0

Chi-Rho

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RexCollumSilvarum 3 points ago +3 / -0

May we all be "infected" with that one!

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mct1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see what infected you there.

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CrossTheRubiconTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'll let you in on a secret. Covid isn't real.

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KekistanPM 4 points ago +4 / -0

I remember one year there were so many hurricanes that the NWS started naming them after Greek letters. And the environmental wackos paniced because it was totally impossible to have such an active hurricane season without man-made global warming.

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ColonelKlink 4 points ago +4 / -0

The year the democrats started naming colds like hurricanes. Ultra, super ghey.

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Keep_on_winning_kag 3 points ago +3 / -0

Allivemy frensarghey.

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PaulAtreidesJihad177 4 points ago +4 / -0

Psi reminds me of a menorah, ah the festival of lights.

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RexCollumSilvarum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Psi is in the shape of the pitchforks we should be storming Biden's illegally-occupied White House with.

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NinjaPlease 4 points ago +4 / -0

There’s always room for Pi !!

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Threaper666 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hair Pi

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ComTruiseWasRight 3 points ago +3 / -0

He even has facial paralysis lol

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XXandXYNoExceptions 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's going to be about 5 million "Sigma" jokes if/when that comes to pass.

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TenaciousDT 0 points ago +1 / -1

me either, and whats wrong with this fags eye? Did someones cock poke it out?

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le_destroy 3 points ago +3 / -0

The greek letters look to arrange this:

Neonpe

Tyoxyo

Anagram solver found tons of random shit but these stood out to me:

Eye On Tony Pox

Eye On Onyx Top

FOLLOW THE PLAN

Q OUT

kek

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obamagavemeaphone 3 points ago +3 / -0

Day 2 is censored

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PonySoldier66 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm holding out for Pie

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RogueLeaderX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Santa is da White Nashunulism! 🤪

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frankblank 3 points ago +3 / -0

On the first dose of vaxx my Government sent to me: dr. Fauci on TV

On the second dose of vaxx my Government sent to me: Two cases of palsy and dr. Fauci on TV

.. etc.

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logical 3 points ago +3 / -0

miraculously they are the only variants ever that are worse than the original virus allegedly...

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NotMyGovernor 2 points ago +2 / -0

A second Illuminati symbolism stickie post at the same time?

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AnnoyinglyOptimistic 2 points ago +2 / -0

All I care about is the Alpha and the Omega

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BigFreedomBoner 2 points ago +2 / -0

mRNA be hitting your blood ~GREEK STYLE~

[dry]

banging up your insides fierce.

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Taliesin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Psi Omicron Pi Omicron Pi Sigma.

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RedPillMAGALegend 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s all gook to me.

Also, omicron is misspelled. The correct spelling us moronic

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Title reminds me of this clip somehow: https://youtu.be/RDrfE9I8_hs?t=43

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FuckFaceDiapers 2 points ago +2 / -0

BIGGEST SCAM IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.

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Quietam_Unum 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is an absolutely hysterical episode of Grimm IMDB: (Season 4 Ep 7) that involves the Greek Orthodox church and explains the reason for the existence of Fruitcake. It includes references to Greek Christmas stories about Kallikantzaroi or gnomes or elves.

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germ-x 2 points ago +2 / -0

Christ*mas

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PresidentBidet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kung Pao Sicken