I remember one year there were so many hurricanes that the NWS started naming them after Greek letters. And the environmental wackos paniced because it was totally impossible to have such an active hurricane season without man-made global warming.
There is an absolutely hysterical episode of GrimmIMDB: (Season 4 Ep 7) that involves the Greek Orthodox church and explains the reason for the existence of Fruitcake. It includes references to Greek Christmas stories about Kallikantzaroi or gnomes or elves.
We skipped Xi because REEEEEEEEEE
And we will skip "Chi" too
The next variant is Pi, but the one after that is the really scary one.
I predict that we'll hit peak mass panic when the Rut-Roh Variant hits.
The predators will save that one for when the economy crashes and they need a thuper thcary distraction for the low IQ masses.
Mmmm... pie....
I do hope they go with Pi for the next one. There will be some easy memes to be made.
3.14159265... months between boosters!
"Mm ... piiiie." is a Homer Simpson quote, fyi.
They're all psi-op varient.
Change my mind.
I've got no evidence that contradicts your conjecture.
How dare you include Xi. That is an anti-Asian racist dog whistle!
My favorite Greek letters?
Λ Γ Β
Lesbos is literally in Greece so the "L" should be written in Greek all the time. Those bigots writing it with a Latin letter! It has to be ΛGBT!
And a fauci hanging from a pear tree...
ftfy
This is gay. Get your covid out of my Xmas spirit.
We're gonna need a bigger alphabet.
Don't worry they will make it up as they go along anyway.
They will get the new letters from On Beyond Zebra by Dr. Seuss
https://youtu.be/ytbn1-CXN7U?t=19
Dr. Seuss was cancelled. Didn't you get the memo?
We've still got Hebrew and Arabic to work through. Say hello to the gimel variant, and cheth, and zayin, and tsadek, then jeem and hamza and waw!
Nobody survives enough boosters to make it to jeem
TFW variants are becoming a lot like college sororities.
I have a feeling OMEGA will probably suck.
I'm infected with the Alpha and the Omega. Are you???
Chi-Rho
May we all be "infected" with that one!
I see what infected you there.
I'll let you in on a secret. Covid isn't real.
I remember one year there were so many hurricanes that the NWS started naming them after Greek letters. And the environmental wackos paniced because it was totally impossible to have such an active hurricane season without man-made global warming.
The year the democrats started naming colds like hurricanes. Ultra, super ghey.
Allivemy frensarghey.
Psi reminds me of a menorah, ah the festival of lights.
Psi is in the shape of the pitchforks we should be storming Biden's illegally-occupied White House with.
There’s always room for Pi !!
Hair Pi
He even has facial paralysis lol
There's going to be about 5 million "Sigma" jokes if/when that comes to pass.
me either, and whats wrong with this fags eye? Did someones cock poke it out?
The greek letters look to arrange this:
Neonpe
Tyoxyo
Anagram solver found tons of random shit but these stood out to me:
Eye On Tony Pox
Eye On Onyx Top
FOLLOW THE PLAN
Q OUT
kek
Day 2 is censored
I'm holding out for Pie
Santa is da White Nashunulism! 🤪
On the first dose of vaxx my Government sent to me: dr. Fauci on TV
On the second dose of vaxx my Government sent to me: Two cases of palsy and dr. Fauci on TV
.. etc.
miraculously they are the only variants ever that are worse than the original virus allegedly...
A second Illuminati symbolism stickie post at the same time?
Its a countdown...
All I care about is the Alpha and the Omega
mRNA be hitting your blood ~GREEK STYLE~
[dry]
banging up your insides fierce.
Psi Omicron Pi Omicron Pi Sigma.
It’s all gook to me.
Also, omicron is misspelled. The correct spelling us moronic
Title reminds me of this clip somehow: https://youtu.be/RDrfE9I8_hs?t=43
BIGGEST SCAM IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.
There is an absolutely hysterical episode of Grimm IMDB: (Season 4 Ep 7) that involves the Greek Orthodox church and explains the reason for the existence of Fruitcake. It includes references to Greek Christmas stories about Kallikantzaroi or gnomes or elves.
Christ*mas
Kung Pao Sicken