They should have gone with the headline that Biden will visit the car lot that the SUV came from. Would make sense since most of the MSM keeps stating it was a car that did this and not a human.
Yeah, me too. I was wondering how they picked one family out of the many. And I figured they had probably been quietly doing background checks on victims' families to see which were Biden-friendly and good for photo opps.
And he jus made a lil mistake and turnt his car around and accidentally ran thru da crowd, zig zaggin cuz he was excited to go to astronaut skoo.. he Wuz a good boi!
wow..... i was so mad that i started reading this without realizing it was babylon bee. that sad part is that i would totally believe it if you told me psaki said this..
Wait, he's going to visit the family of the TERRORIST? He must know the families of the actual victims don't want this mother fucker anywhere near them.
edit: LOL got me! I love the Babylon Bee! Didn't notice until 5 seconds in!
Bee hits closer to truth than anything on XiNN, ABXi, NBXi, etc.
TRUTH!
They should have gone with the headline that Biden will visit the car lot that the SUV came from. Would make sense since most of the MSM keeps stating it was a car that did this and not a human.
What about the Russia Collusion Network a.k.a. MSNDXi
MSDNXi
I'm dlsexic toady
Lol...I thought it was true...
the Bee is the Best
I don't know what's real anymore.
I definitely did a double take
Yeah. Not gonna lie, they had me in the first half.
Yeah, me too. I was wondering how they picked one family out of the many. And I figured they had probably been quietly doing background checks on victims' families to see which were Biden-friendly and good for photo opps.
Then I realized it was the Bee.
poe's law
Fuckin' Poe
He wuz a good boy he dindu nuffin he was on his way to church bout to turn his life around
before that he was buying a box of skittles
on his way to a ghetto missions trip
And he jus made a lil mistake and turnt his car around and accidentally ran thru da crowd, zig zaggin cuz he was excited to go to astronaut skoo.. he Wuz a good boi!
heh heh heh
oh no, please let them do this
A C C E L E R A T E
The Bee is the only REAL news out there
yes, yes it is . . .
i don't know why Patriots here are shitting on Breitbart though, I give them a 90% rating
Probably because they are Israel-first neocons.
Because their comment 'moderation' went fully libtarded a couple years ago, banning all their best posters and ignoring the dipshit trolls.
They went shlock news back in 2018, by 2019 just unbearable.
Oh fuck I almost RAGED
I dont even see this as being satire.
point well taken pede
what the headline should say is (joe biden will visit traumatized family that owns that innocent SUV. ) 🐸
~Jen PissSack probably
Probably name a street for him.
in every city
I'm surprised they don't visit the SUV.
Hahahaha
Underrated.
Brilliant
the Bee ALWAYS delivers . . .
We have to go beast mode all out non stop take the piss out of these clowns this is the way
Amen Fren
(although as a former seahawks fan, marshawn lynch is a cucked fuck)
Driver? I thought the car drove itself
Probably WILL happen.
Shows you how bad things are when a heading like this actually seemed real, until I saw the "Bee" tag.
Crime is king - most of us knew that.
Kamilla is checking the bail fund balance.
That was four or five days ago. Come on man!
They are knocking it out of the park lately. It won't be long until they are just telling the truth but 2 months in advance.
I get what they are going for here, but this is too fucked up for me, even in satire.
The Bee got me with this one. I get their emails and Epoch Times and I seriously thought it was real for a solid 20 seconds.
kek
Saw the bee flair. I still didn’t believe it was satire.
Why they put driver in there? Shouldn't it just be the SUV and Biden visited the GM factory to offer his condolences.
Thats pretty damn spicy
yes, yes it is
There's so much they don't teach about history.
A black man invented the automated assembly line. Not a white guy named Ford, okay? Look... Here's... Come on, man! Not a joke. We can do this.
This guy knows about roaches!
Only the children… in the dead of night….
It’s a joke, but you know, didn’t Kamala visit Jacob Blake and his family?
the Wild are looking good . . . you will make the cut for playoffs
Is it bad I had to check to see if it was satire? Sigh
wow..... i was so mad that i started reading this without realizing it was babylon bee. that sad part is that i would totally believe it if you told me psaki said this..
Hide the children!
Good God this is perfect.
Ban SUVs
Wait, he's going to visit the family of the TERRORIST? He must know the families of the actual victims don't want this mother fucker anywhere near them.
edit: LOL got me! I love the Babylon Bee! Didn't notice until 5 seconds in!
You know America is screwed up when you read a Babylon Bee post and you think its true because well that is how it is.
Oh thank fuck it's the bee. Sadly I wasn't able to tell this was satire prior to clicking.
Well, he was complaining about being demonized. I mean, ya fuck ONE goat...
Might as well. Terrorist family.
Some reparations are in order.
Thought this was real for a second before I noticed the bee.
I was so sure that this was real. Lol not hard to beleive that they would actually do this.
I know that the Bee is meant to be satirical, but sometimes I can't tell the difference between the Bee and real mainstream media headlines.
pretty much.
Even though this is satire Michelle Obama actually visited the Boston Bomber after he bombed those yuppies running in the race
Did he? What a weirdo.
Eww why? I would tell that shithead to fuck off.
the Bee knocks another one out of the park.