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DLane1 152 points ago +153 / -1

Bee hits closer to truth than anything on XiNN, ABXi, NBXi, etc.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 34 points ago +34 / -0

TRUTH!

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Delirious133 1 point ago +1 / -0

They should have gone with the headline that Biden will visit the car lot that the SUV came from. Would make sense since most of the MSM keeps stating it was a car that did this and not a human.

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Whoopies_tds 14 points ago +14 / -0

What about the Russia Collusion Network a.k.a. MSNDXi

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RainingDownFreedom 4 points ago +4 / -0

MSDNXi

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Whoopies_tds 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm dlsexic toady

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Underdoggie 81 points ago +81 / -0

Lol...I thought it was true...

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 22 points ago +23 / -1

the Bee is the Best

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TerfidDillywop 16 points ago +16 / -0

I don't know what's real anymore.

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Femprep 11 points ago +11 / -0

I definitely did a double take

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Gooseontheloose 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah. Not gonna lie, they had me in the first half.

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, me too. I was wondering how they picked one family out of the many. And I figured they had probably been quietly doing background checks on victims' families to see which were Biden-friendly and good for photo opps.

Then I realized it was the Bee.

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Fussbudget 7 points ago +7 / -0

poe's law

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RuleoVicus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuckin' Poe

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Chad_Dudebroski 23 points ago +23 / -0

He wuz a good boy he dindu nuffin he was on his way to church bout to turn his life around

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mega-maga 7 points ago +7 / -0

before that he was buying a box of skittles

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AlphaNathan 3 points ago +3 / -0

on his way to a ghetto missions trip

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bubadmt 4 points ago +4 / -0

And he jus made a lil mistake and turnt his car around and accidentally ran thru da crowd, zig zaggin cuz he was excited to go to astronaut skoo.. he Wuz a good boi!

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

heh heh heh

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AlphaNathan 3 points ago +3 / -0

oh no, please let them do this

A C C E L E R A T E

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Sparks1017 17 points ago +17 / -0

The Bee is the only REAL news out there

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 3 points ago +5 / -2

yes, yes it is . . .

i don't know why Patriots here are shitting on Breitbart though, I give them a 90% rating

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FeddieVanHalen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Probably because they are Israel-first neocons.

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StolenElectionsKill 6 points ago +6 / -0

Because their comment 'moderation' went fully libtarded a couple years ago, banning all their best posters and ignoring the dipshit trolls.

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RuleoVicus 1 point ago +1 / -0

They went shlock news back in 2018, by 2019 just unbearable.

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bananafone 13 points ago +13 / -0

Oh fuck I almost RAGED

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EatMyBallsAmerican 13 points ago +13 / -0

I dont even see this as being satire.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

point well taken pede

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EatMyBallsAmerican 8 points ago +8 / -0

what the headline should say is (joe biden will visit traumatized family that owns that innocent SUV. ) 🐸

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Validus 9 points ago +10 / -1

Joe Biden has announced he will issue a full pardon to Brooks if convicted.

~Jen PissSack probably

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LiveFreeDieFree 7 points ago +7 / -0

Probably name a street for him.

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GreatestAmericanHero 1 point ago +1 / -0

in every city

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notCIA 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm surprised they don't visit the SUV.

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Block_Helen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahahaha

Underrated.

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Sheprecon31 5 points ago +5 / -0

Brilliant

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

the Bee ALWAYS delivers . . .

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Sheprecon31 4 points ago +4 / -0

We have to go beast mode all out non stop take the piss out of these clowns this is the way

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amen Fren

(although as a former seahawks fan, marshawn lynch is a cucked fuck)

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LarryLambskin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Driver? I thought the car drove itself

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SaltySavage 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably WILL happen.

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cosmos411 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shows you how bad things are when a heading like this actually seemed real, until I saw the "Bee" tag.

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COanon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Crime is king - most of us knew that.

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1PeopleCorporation 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kamilla is checking the bail fund balance.

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Skyking772002 3 points ago +4 / -1

That was four or five days ago. Come on man!

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Bertollie 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are knocking it out of the park lately. It won't be long until they are just telling the truth but 2 months in advance.

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PepeTrump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

I get what they are going for here, but this is too fucked up for me, even in satire.

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Block_Helen 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Bee got me with this one. I get their emails and Epoch Times and I seriously thought it was real for a solid 20 seconds.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek

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Rock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Saw the bee flair. I still didn’t believe it was satire.

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FusionRealm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why they put driver in there? Shouldn't it just be the SUV and Biden visited the GM factory to offer his condolences.

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Chicken_D 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thats pretty damn spicy

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

yes, yes it is

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Buck_Fiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's so much they don't teach about history.

A black man invented the automated assembly line. Not a white guy named Ford, okay? Look... Here's... Come on, man! Not a joke. We can do this.

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lord_nougat 1 point ago +1 / -0

This guy knows about roaches!

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wearetruthseekers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only the children… in the dead of night….

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s a joke, but you know, didn’t Kamala visit Jacob Blake and his family?

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

the Wild are looking good . . . you will make the cut for playoffs

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PaineThomas 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is it bad I had to check to see if it was satire? Sigh

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RedBlooded 2 points ago +2 / -0

wow..... i was so mad that i started reading this without realizing it was babylon bee. that sad part is that i would totally believe it if you told me psaki said this..

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Marshall2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hide the children!

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mainsoda 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good God this is perfect.

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NeverGiveUpTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ban SUVs

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bringbackthe80s 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, he's going to visit the family of the TERRORIST? He must know the families of the actual victims don't want this mother fucker anywhere near them.

edit: LOL got me! I love the Babylon Bee! Didn't notice until 5 seconds in!

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xxx-zodiac 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know America is screwed up when you read a Babylon Bee post and you think its true because well that is how it is.

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Gans 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh thank fuck it's the bee. Sadly I wasn't able to tell this was satire prior to clicking.

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Steady3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, he was complaining about being demonized. I mean, ya fuck ONE goat...

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barwhack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Might as well. Terrorist family.

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Dontdoxxxmeplease 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some reparations are in order.

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kneelbeforezod 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thought this was real for a second before I noticed the bee.

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Overlord 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was so sure that this was real. Lol not hard to beleive that they would actually do this.

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SrzlyYUGEguacbowl 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know that the Bee is meant to be satirical, but sometimes I can't tell the difference between the Bee and real mainstream media headlines.

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puppetmaster33 1 point ago +2 / -1

pretty much.

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HisShadowX 1 point ago +2 / -1

Even though this is satire Michelle Obama actually visited the Boston Bomber after he bombed those yuppies running in the race

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lord_nougat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did he? What a weirdo.

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TheSaltyVet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eww why? I would tell that shithead to fuck off.

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2JoefromKokomo 1 point ago +1 / -0

the Bee knocks another one out of the park.