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These fucking guys at The Babylon Bee - (media.patriots.win) 🐝   BEEPOST   🐝
posted ago by KuzoKevin ago by KuzoKevin +3801 / -2
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King5150 108 points ago +108 / -0

always on point ...these folks are way funnier than all of SNL on any given friday for the last decade.

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illidann 41 points ago +42 / -1

SNL still exists ??

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HeavyMetalPatriot 27 points ago +27 / -0

NBC keeps it on as their weekly DNC donation.

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STONKATRUCK 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yep it's called CRT now

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TommyLasordasBallBag 9 points ago +9 / -0

Not without Norm.

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Buck_Fiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I haven’t gotten funnier, the show has gotten really bad! So, yeah, I’m funny compared to, you know, what you’ll see later. Okay, so let’s recap, the bad news is: I’m still not funny. The good news is: The show blows!"

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Chachiex 5 points ago +5 / -0

Last night it was all about Laura Ingram is white so all fans n staff r white supremacy

Canned laughs for the tards to know when to laugh

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Sparks1017 4 points ago +4 / -0

Came here to say this^^^ SNL hasn't been funny in 30 yrs

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ColonelKlink 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Bee is GOLD! kek

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RecreationalNyquil 3 points ago +3 / -0

The lefts said that conservatives can't be humorous. Fuck Colbert Fuck Noah

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7GenTxn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fug'm all!

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JSullz59 2 points ago +2 / -0

An actual LOL moment. On fucking point.

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jslenterprises 1 point ago +1 / -0

30 years*

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Dckman 33 points ago +33 / -0

KEK the Bee gets me chuckling every time.

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AlphaNathan 11 points ago +11 / -0

Master memesmiths

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SirJiub 4 points ago +4 / -0

The toppest kek.

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Redditcensorsyouandi 14 points ago +14 / -0

"Oh NEE der"

These fucking guys indeed

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voxpopuli16 6 points ago +7 / -1

I don't get this part. Could you explain the joke to me?

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Redditcensorsyouandi 11 points ago +11 / -0

Reference to an older movie called the wonders with tom hanks.

(Edit - it was actually called "That Thing You Do", thanks for the comment below, RD.)

Basically bout a beatles like band that wanted to call themselves "The Oneders", pronounced "Wonders". After blowing up with a hit song, everyone was talking about them but pronouncing their name wrong, saying "great song but wtf is an Oh Needer?"

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Redditcensorsyouandi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Youre right, thanks fren

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ColonelTravis 7 points ago +8 / -1

Chinese people pronouncing one-der phonetically, as it would sound in Chinese, instead of its English pronunciation, so the double entendre would lose its meaning.

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Necrovoter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Only one Chicom shill downvoted you. They must have been off shift when your comment was posted.

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OldZilla 10 points ago +10 / -0

Tongue punch the fart box?

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Scutigera_coleoptrat 9 points ago +10 / -1

Habemus Variantem!

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Snooptwo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lmao this might be one of their best

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Thelongrun 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree. Very clever.

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SirSeizureSalad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Watch Angels & Demons, they go over the whole dumb process. All of the Dan brown movies are pretty fun to watch just for the sightseeing of all the historical monuments and such in Europe.

Much better as books, but the movies are quick and easy.

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RyanUpCreek 6 points ago +7 / -1

Fauxi is the Pope of Big Pharma

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Whimpy13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Prince of Fauxness

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Legionnaire0311 3 points ago +3 / -0

This has me laughing out loud

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SSJ3NAPPA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Omg, my sides😂😂

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NonStopWinning 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the best fucking joke I have heard in a LONG LONG time. Kudos to the BB

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MonkPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Praise Science!

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FLBulldog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Word Jumble of the Day: Omicron = Moronic

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UK_Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's hilarious. I'm very impressed at the way some of these guys and gals think.

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WinterSoldier82 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cant have XI next to it, thats Xenophobic. smh

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Landslide_2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wouldn't that be. Xinophobic?

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DblFistinPiston 2 points ago +2 / -0

Long live nu-metal.

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levarrishawk 1 point ago +1 / -0

The irony is that Covid has become a religion to the left.

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Sparks1017 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta LOVE The Bee

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TheSaltyVet 1 point ago +1 / -0

OMG that is some funny shit.

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DoozerChuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

One-der

oh neder

Gold🤣🤣

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Mega_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I AM SCIENCE!!!

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TartarianTribune 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is going up there with my top favorite Babylon Bee articles. Very Meta.

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NoComment 1 point ago +1 / -0

Excellent writing

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 1 point ago +2 / -1

Didn’t even know it was called nu metal. Yeah it is shit.

https://youtu.be/in1LRWBW3FA

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Jettylee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Still not as lethal as the actual Pope.

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MAGALOVER 1 point ago +1 / -0

BRILLIANT.

Who do I trust LESS....

China or the Vatican??

It's a tie.

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Marshall2 1 point ago +1 / -0

TRUST GOD ALONE.

Everyone else are just varying levels of moronic. Yeah, including me.

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LazySusan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was 15 when Benedict XVI was chosen to be the pope. After a while, he faced backlash when it was discovered that he had been a member of the Hitler youth organization as a young teen. He was the second pope in 2,000 years to step down. They are supposed to serve until death. This was notably rare, yet it was treated as a normal event. Then they chose the current commie pope. Do you think the Catholic Church has been a part of the globalist agenda, and they switched to a more innocent seeming pope to aid in the Great reset? Because people would question the Nazi pope too much? That's my current theory.

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Buck_Fiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

If there was an experimental vaccine to counter the effects of "Nu-Metal", I'd be the first in line to take it.

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CrustyCumBollocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

And created...

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swift_water 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brilliant.

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ALCOloco 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh gosh.

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based_steakums 0 points ago +1 / -1

Dem BB nibbas with the spiciest sauces.

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SuperWhig -1 points ago +1 / -2

It would be funny if I wasn't completly demoralized at this point.