"I haven’t gotten funnier, the show has gotten really bad! So, yeah, I’m funny compared to, you know, what you’ll see later. Okay, so let’s recap, the bad news is: I’m still not funny. The good news is: The show blows!"
Reference to an older movie called the wonders with tom hanks.
(Edit - it was actually called "That Thing You Do", thanks for the comment below, RD.)
Basically bout a beatles like band that wanted to call themselves "The Oneders", pronounced "Wonders". After blowing up with a hit song, everyone was talking about them but pronouncing their name wrong, saying "great song but wtf is an Oh Needer?"
Chinese people pronouncing one-der phonetically, as it would sound in Chinese, instead of its English pronunciation, so the double entendre would lose its meaning.
Watch Angels & Demons, they go over the whole dumb process. All of the Dan brown movies are pretty fun to watch just for the sightseeing of all the historical monuments and such in Europe.
Much better as books, but the movies are quick and easy.
I was 15 when Benedict XVI was chosen to be the pope. After a while, he faced backlash when it was discovered that he had been a member of the Hitler youth organization as a young teen. He was the second pope in 2,000 years to step down. They are supposed to serve until death. This was notably rare, yet it was treated as a normal event. Then they chose the current commie pope. Do you think the Catholic Church has been a part of the globalist agenda, and they switched to a more innocent seeming pope to aid in the Great reset? Because people would question the Nazi pope too much? That's my current theory.
always on point ...these folks are way funnier than all of SNL on any given friday for the last decade.
SNL still exists ??
NBC keeps it on as their weekly DNC donation.
Yep it's called CRT now
Not without Norm.
"I haven’t gotten funnier, the show has gotten really bad! So, yeah, I’m funny compared to, you know, what you’ll see later. Okay, so let’s recap, the bad news is: I’m still not funny. The good news is: The show blows!"
Last night it was all about Laura Ingram is white so all fans n staff r white supremacy
Canned laughs for the tards to know when to laugh
Came here to say this^^^ SNL hasn't been funny in 30 yrs
The Bee is GOLD! kek
The lefts said that conservatives can't be humorous. Fuck Colbert Fuck Noah
Fug'm all!
An actual LOL moment. On fucking point.
30 years*
KEK the Bee gets me chuckling every time.
Master memesmiths
The toppest kek.
Link - https://babylonbee.com/news/white-smoke-emanates-from-wuhan-lab-chimney-signaling-a-new-variant-has-been-named
"Oh NEE der"
These fucking guys indeed
I don't get this part. Could you explain the joke to me?
Reference to an older movie called the wonders with tom hanks.
(Edit - it was actually called "That Thing You Do", thanks for the comment below, RD.)
Basically bout a beatles like band that wanted to call themselves "The Oneders", pronounced "Wonders". After blowing up with a hit song, everyone was talking about them but pronouncing their name wrong, saying "great song but wtf is an Oh Needer?"
Youre right, thanks fren
Chinese people pronouncing one-der phonetically, as it would sound in Chinese, instead of its English pronunciation, so the double entendre would lose its meaning.
Only one Chicom shill downvoted you. They must have been off shift when your comment was posted.
Tongue punch the fart box?
Habemus Variantem!
Lmao this might be one of their best
I agree. Very clever.
I didn't get this one until I looked it up, lol
https://www.grunge.com/641169/what-does-black-or-white-smoke-from-the-vaticans-chimney-mean/
Watch Angels & Demons, they go over the whole dumb process. All of the Dan brown movies are pretty fun to watch just for the sightseeing of all the historical monuments and such in Europe.
Much better as books, but the movies are quick and easy.
Fauxi is the Pope of Big Pharma
Prince of Fauxness
This has me laughing out loud
Omg, my sides😂😂
This is the best fucking joke I have heard in a LONG LONG time. Kudos to the BB
Praise Science!
https://patriots.win/p/140c01ZtzM/white-smoke-emanates-from-wuhan-/c/
https://patriots.win/p/140c01aj8Y/white-smoke-emanates-from-wuhan-/c/
https://patriots.win/p/140c02hTEN/white-smoke-emanates-from-wuhan-/c/
Updooted 2 before the alarm was sounded and 1 after the alarm was sounded. So it really is 2 if by land and 1 if by sea
Word Jumble of the Day: Omicron = Moronic
That's hilarious. I'm very impressed at the way some of these guys and gals think.
Cant have XI next to it, thats Xenophobic. smh
Wouldn't that be. Xinophobic?
Long live nu-metal.
The irony is that Covid has become a religion to the left.
Gotta LOVE The Bee
OMG that is some funny shit.
One-der
oh neder
Gold🤣🤣
I AM SCIENCE!!!
This is going up there with my top favorite Babylon Bee articles. Very Meta.
Excellent writing
Didn’t even know it was called nu metal. Yeah it is shit.
https://youtu.be/in1LRWBW3FA
Still not as lethal as the actual Pope.
BRILLIANT.
Who do I trust LESS....
China or the Vatican??
It's a tie.
TRUST GOD ALONE.
Everyone else are just varying levels of moronic. Yeah, including me.
I was 15 when Benedict XVI was chosen to be the pope. After a while, he faced backlash when it was discovered that he had been a member of the Hitler youth organization as a young teen. He was the second pope in 2,000 years to step down. They are supposed to serve until death. This was notably rare, yet it was treated as a normal event. Then they chose the current commie pope. Do you think the Catholic Church has been a part of the globalist agenda, and they switched to a more innocent seeming pope to aid in the Great reset? Because people would question the Nazi pope too much? That's my current theory.
If there was an experimental vaccine to counter the effects of "Nu-Metal", I'd be the first in line to take it.
And created...
Brilliant.
Oh gosh.
Dem BB nibbas with the spiciest sauces.
It would be funny if I wasn't completly demoralized at this point.