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Fenrir24 216 points ago +216 / -0

If a virus or other microbe doesn't cause illness...THEN IT'S NOT A FUCKING DISEASE!!!

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MAGA1775 102 points ago +102 / -0

Lol clown world. Now they are just pretending that everyone has COVID by claiming "symptomless variant" because they can't keep up the hysteria/facade anymore and want to keep the scheme going.

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FayGrogs 53 points ago +53 / -0

The mad part is, I live here, people will lap this up and want to lock down again. Ask the government to make not masking illegal and shit.

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Tyrone_biggums 24 points ago +24 / -0

Computing Forever nailed it the other day—covid is a religion that provides a sense of purpose, unity, even transcendence to these people, many of whom especially in the UK had no fundamental existential driving force (atheists working inane jobs). Until this spell can be broken, these people will continue bowing down to the state, and will attack anyone attempting to steal their sense of meaning from them as heretics.

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BlackPilled4Decades 3 points ago +3 / -0

my 86 yr old Dad who's health was failing for years and couldn't sit up on his own or take a poop without assistance and didn't even know where he was "died from covid" in a Seattle nursing home. The part that confuses me, is that his wife actually believes it was the covid that got him.

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FayGrogs 19 points ago +19 / -0

I got that sentence wrong, it's not mad that i live here.

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BlackPilled4Decades 11 points ago +11 / -0

username checks otu, sentence structure and sepllign is tricky

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FayGrogs 8 points ago +8 / -0

What did I spell wrong?

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Totalitarian 6 points ago +6 / -0

Whoosh! (Joke about your alias going past)

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FayGrogs 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sorry bro I was just involved in a IRL incident outside work that got overly heated. I was royally pissed off when I read your reply, and probably read it completely wrong. I figured it was just a clutching at straws edition of username checks out. My bad. x

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cyberrigger 24 points ago +24 / -0

"Symptomless variant" is a strawman that the level 3 liars (statisticians) use to avoid the fact that the vaccinated are spreading the disease, i.e. asymptomatic spreader.

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linereddit 15 points ago +15 / -0

Next week's headline -

"Undetectable symptomless variant requires extended lockdowns, triple-masking, and another booster shot."

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akira2501 7 points ago +7 / -0

There is no such "variant." The only variant left in the US right now is Delta. What they're not telling you is the vaccine offers zero effective protection against Delta. So, instead of getting rid of the disease, the vaccine has merely selected for a single variant.

Data like this does not make sense, which is why the CDC isn't talking about it, even though it's their own data:

https://covid.cdc.gov/covid-data-tracker/#variant-proportions

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Capitalism_Fuck_Yeah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Delta is the after effect of getting vaxxed.

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gunteh 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hey, I’m a statistician, and I hate what MSM and the Pharmaceutical companies have done in the name of “science”.

I can’t help but feel like I’m going mad most days when I’m getting “fact-checked” by people who know less than I do about statistics. Also, this pandemic has been a garbage data flaming dumpster from the very get-go.

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cyberrigger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Statisticians can be honest --- or misleading if so inclined.

https://www.projectveritas.com/tip/

They are looking for people like you.

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Shamb3 11 points ago +11 / -0

I am half surprised they didn't say it was undetectable too :D

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BobBlackwood 5 points ago +5 / -0

But muh asymptomatic transmission

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K-Harbour 3 points ago +3 / -0

I call BS!

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PatriotPen 88 points ago +88 / -0

Or faulty PCR tests. WTF are they worried about if it's 'symptomless'? This crap has gotten absurd.

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Keiichi81 33 points ago +33 / -0

[insert Principal Skinner meme]

PCR tests: "Am I wrong? No, it's the virus that's symptomless."

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NotMyGovernor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Excellent!!!!

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K-Harbour 9 points ago +9 / -0

If they were REALLY serious AND worried about this disease, we would have by now gotten research on whether or not there is a correlation to the Epstein-Barr virus. Since there is no such research by now, this tells me that there is little to no science being worked and this is all a patent medicine company stunt being nurtured by our public health government agencies.

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NomadicKrow2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jeff Epstein and Bill Barr? Yeah, there's a correlation. They both fuck kids.

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gunteh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Either kids or KFC, depending on the time of day.

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Brucesky420 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yea all I can think of is strawberries and bananas testing positive for covid when I hear shit like this

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HarvesterOfBallots 2 points ago +2 / -0

A symptomless case is literally just a false positive test. A case exists when a test comes back positive regardless of whether the individual is actually infected or not. Its still a case, there’s still paperwork involved, it gets added to the running total. The tests themselves are the new “symptomless variant.”

We saw this very early on when they announced that 75% of cases were “asymptomatic,” or in other words, the actual number of real cases is only one fourth of what we’re telling you but you should be weary of your neighbors and friends anyway

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that_sound 1 point ago +1 / -0

"But it's just waiting to mutate!"

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DJT_MFer 66 points ago +66 / -0

Why would someone go to the hospital if there is no symptoms alerting them that they are sick?

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cyberrigger 44 points ago +44 / -0

They can give you symptoms --- and take your money.

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thisguy883 18 points ago +18 / -0

This.

They charged my insurance company almost $400 when I took my daughter in for a cold. They ran 0 tests, and the doctor came in, looked at her ears and throat and prescribed medication.

$400 for that.

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PKShadilay 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sounds about right. Last year I had to go the clinic to get impacted ear wax removed from my left ear. The nurse practioner charged me $200 and then I got another bill months later from the hospital because it was part of the BaylorScott network.

$400+ to have pressurized water squirted into my ear canal because I don't have insurance.

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Capitalism_Fuck_Yeah 3 points ago +3 / -0

There is a hydrogen peroxide dripper you can use for the same purpose. Costs like $15.

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thisguy883 3 points ago +3 / -0

What's sad is that you could literally do that yourself because they sell over the counter ear wax removal kits at the pharmacy.

I tried one out of curiosity and I was disgusted at what came out. I would recommend people try it.

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Mmceld1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I had this exact same thing happen to me! I paid about 300 for them to use a water bottle to squirt in my ear! Such a rip off.

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PartandParcel 5 points ago +5 / -0

Its similar to equating everything the left doesn't like to hooowhite supremes. Its the invisible boogy man providing an endless grift. It's how these ppl work.

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PrincessPePeia 24 points ago +24 / -0

It seems they have awakened the hypochondriac in many people. I mean, who gets tested if they have a runny nose, ffs?

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K-Harbour 9 points ago +9 / -0

hypochondriac Plus Munschausens by proxy within our medical community

All health care workers should be screened for Munschausens and Munschausens by proxy

(NOT joking.)

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CucksForTheDonald 3 points ago +3 / -0

Munchausen. But yes, absolutely. That, and for doctors especially, psychopathy.

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gunteh 4 points ago +4 / -0

The only people getting tested weekly are the people forced to by their employer or school.

That’s where the vast majority of the Covid cases are being “discovered”.

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Dathmar 14 points ago +14 / -0

I know a few people that get tested every time they know someone who knows someone that got COVID.

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K-Harbour 7 points ago +7 / -0

Know someone who got tested seven times — all negative, but is convinced the tests are wrong and now goes around telling everyone he had Covid.

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gunteh 1 point ago +1 / -0

There’s antibody tests for that.

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JimDandy 5 points ago +5 / -0

They must really enjoy strangers shoving foreign objects into an orifice.

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Matttdamonnn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Myocarditis from the vaccine

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bubadmt 57 points ago +57 / -0

The lesson from the last few years is, clown world has no peak.

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SteelyardJesus420 11 points ago +11 / -0

Grab some popcorn and enjoy the show!

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D__1 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's the dihydrogen monoxide fiasco all over again but this time for years.

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MAGA1775 23 points ago +23 / -0

Definitely going to warrant another lockdown and mask mandate for sure

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Serioush 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is death a symptom?

(A disease that has no symptom except suddenly dying would be scary of course)

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BlackPilled4Decades 2 points ago +2 / -0

yes, but only for the vaxd, and it's the unvaxd fault, and the vax makes it not as bad.

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AHonkTooFar 37 points ago +37 / -0

Sounds suspiciously like hypochondria.

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Inquisitor_Corvus 5 points ago +7 / -2

Exactly like hypochondria.

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K-Harbour 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hypo egged on by Munschausens by proxy

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JoeBidensDementia1 30 points ago +30 / -0

You mean healthy people?

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BlackPilled4Decades 18 points ago +18 / -0

healthy people are the worst kind. These "healthy" people don't even know they are going to die.

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x79q3pb 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, I guess... eventually.

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MasterChef 27 points ago +29 / -2

Imagine if you would a virus so dangerous that it has no symptoms, and you have to be tested to know you had it.

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Granny_git_yer_gun 17 points ago +17 / -0

Using a test that is admitted to be junk months ago, but hey, we'll keep using it till the end of the year just for the fear factor.

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IroWide 8 points ago +8 / -0

I love using this fact in the logic train I put people through.

How do you know you have covid? Oh, you tested positive? With the testing kits that were admitted to be faulty last spring, and cannot differentiate between coronavirus, influenza and bronchitis? Those kits?

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x79q3pb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, and we'll see covid fall off a cliff as soon as the PCR tests hit their recall date.

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InHidingBecause 1 point ago +1 / -0

If they're rebranding pfizer biontech as comirnaty (when its not an identical shot) they'll probably keep using the tests whether they hit the recall date or not. Fuckin clown world

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TrumpIncitedErection 1 point ago +1 / -0

This comment needs to stay

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CUNN1NG 22 points ago +22 / -0

Highly transmissible viruses utilize vectors such as runny nose, sneezing, coughing--its literally how viruses are transmitted and why certain viruses persist--because they cause symptoms. Viruses which don't cause these highly transmissible symptoms do not persist because they do not get spread. Asymptomatic spread of respiratory viruses is not a thing--it is a lie. It does not exist. It never has and never will.

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NotSpyRussian 11 points ago +11 / -0

Do you have a source on that? I'm going to have to press x to doubt... I don't see that written in my Book of Fauci and Latter Day Science

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x79q3pb 4 points ago +4 / -0

Had me in the first half..

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BatmanForTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

That isn't spread through nasal droplets, so it can be symptomless because it's spread through sex

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BeijingJoeHastoGo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Viruses which don't cause these highly transmissible symptoms do not persist because they do not get spread

Ever heard of HIV?

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ValhallaGorilla -1 points ago +1 / -2

this is the most retarded tbing I've read today

ever heard of tuberculosis

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orange_kek_great 15 points ago +16 / -1

Fucking clowns.

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MobileDev4Trump 12 points ago +12 / -0

Is Covid in the room with you now?

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Retard_Strength 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pfizer will create a vaccine for this, call it PlaSeeBo.

only $666 per dose, but what price health, amirite?

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Reg_Llama_Of_Brixton 8 points ago +8 / -0

You will die from not being able to breathe but there are no symptoms.

I think I understand.

👌

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PewPew_ThaDuK 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's called the vaccine....

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CaptainButthurt 7 points ago +7 / -0

I used to play this game when I was a kid. Its called "make believe".

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cbonez416 7 points ago +7 / -0

That the point we are at now. You could be sick and not know it. Then your not sick. Hahah this is stupid now

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BarneyFranksNipples 7 points ago +7 / -0

“Symptomless COVID” bringing people back into the hospital, dying - aka the cover story for the people dying due to being injected 1-3x with mystery mRNA juice.

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scott31337 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why do i think an election is coming

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bowill01 6 points ago +6 / -0

So this version is like seasonal allergies except you don’t get the runny nose. Got it. I want this version.

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Foletado 5 points ago +5 / -0

Certainly not "Concerning news" unless you are pushing vaccines or looking for an excuse to exercise emergency powers.

In general, such varieties develop and are helpful to make people immune. There was another disease about 3 years ago in Africa which we had concern would spread out, but a symptomless variety developed, spread, and immunized people. Styxhexenhammer was covering that outbreak.

Chat, Wiki, and Infrastructure. Originally for Stop The Steal.

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IamDevo 5 points ago +5 / -0

You got the covid, and you got the covid, everyone has the covid!

"Covid cases skyrocket" -CNN

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RBK2 5 points ago +5 / -0

The propaganda machine never sleeps.

I think they can't scare people with Covid-19 anymore, so they're getting desperate. Even a lot of Democrats I know don't give a shit about it.

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TGNX 4 points ago +4 / -0

If there are no symptoms, how do you know you have it, and why are you afraid of it?

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Icepck 2 points ago +2 / -0

How will I know if my vaccine and boosters are working?! I might should get another just in case.

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Groundpounder 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’d like a non-prescription to treat my symptomless disease, please

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Quidnunc 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m not sick so I must be.

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NoComment 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey guys you have a dormant AIDS virus in your bodies, just waiting for the right moment to strike the elderly and innocent.

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MaximusOrwellius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Imagine a virus so deadly you need to take a test with a false positive rate of 95% to know you "have it".

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Bob_Wahr 3 points ago +3 / -0

OMG!!! I have NO symptoms, so I think I must HAVE IT!

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Jimmyjetfuel 3 points ago +3 / -0

The new "Stealth variant"!

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Leakedgenderfluid 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m so startled right now. No symptoms? That’s extremely concerning! People like this are allowed to vote and help decide your future.

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mamakin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fool Me Once, shame on you, Fool me Twice,...

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GhostPepperedLabia 3 points ago +3 / -0

And... it's real.

https://youtu.be/RaY9k6tuLog

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Beat_to_Quarters 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shut the world down for a virus that has no symptoms.

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Trumpdidit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Create the narrative, invent the virus, manufacture the cure, and depopulate at will. Plan has a successful end result.

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Nate143 3 points ago +3 / -0

Told my doctor I was going downtown wearing an 'its ok to be white' t-shirt he told me I'd catch .380 covid.

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JustLeaveMeTheFAlone 3 points ago +3 / -0

Vax allows symptomless spread.

We’re told to fear symptomless spread.

Let me guess: we need more vax mandates and lockdowns to combat this new threat.

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MAGA1775 7 points ago +7 / -0

Its literally a cult

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AnAngryPotato 3 points ago +3 / -0

Terrible news guys,it's not deadly at all!

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thetiff 3 points ago +3 / -0

But how would we know? Are there people just going and getting Q tips shoved up their noses on the daily for the hell of it?

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HadrianTheGreat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Concerning for who? Covid has been a dead story for 2 years for most of the world, and these people are actively freaking out still. Sad.

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TheRougarou 3 points ago +3 / -0

“You’re totally sick, we promise, now take this experimental injection”

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GreyKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

AKA....false positive...

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BlooDNicKeL2021 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just had my annual physical. I was told I am in perfect health except that I have 'symptomless covid'. Doc told me I only have 3-6 months to live...

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innominata 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ill take that one please, should provide some nice natural immunity

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Knowbody 3 points ago +3 / -0

If it doesn't even produce symptoms, why would you even be worried about getting it?

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PresElectKekPede 8 points ago +8 / -0

Because the peak of Mt. Everest doesn’t have shit on 🤡 🌎

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559throw 2 points ago +2 / -0

The mask is slipping down their face into a chin diaper full of the shit they keep spewing

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Italianshamrock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Omg unbelievable grasping at straws.

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Walleye-vision71 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unfortunately, I suffer from symptomless erectile dysfunction. 😞

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MetallicOpeth 2 points ago +2 / -0

How would it even be detected if people aren't showing symptoms? Fucking lol. It's not like anyone who's feeling fine will test for covid you fucking wanker idiots