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usa_foot_print 68 points ago +68 / -0

Wait. She really brought cookies?

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Adb82 33 points ago +33 / -0

This seems reckless. They'd have to take their masks off to eat the cookies!

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chelthing 13 points ago +13 / -0

Killing grandma for someone else's batch of cookies?! That's adding insult to injury!

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TheMadManDidItAgain 9 points ago +9 / -0

I hope the mother-in-law had a covid test and she was self-quarantined for 14 days before baking them, otherwise this could be a super-spreader event

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MAGAforDAYZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

The question is what did she put in them??

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TheMadManDidItAgain 4 points ago +4 / -0

Perhaps soma.... but I definitely would not be eating them.

(Brave New World soma, not carisoprodol, which would also be valid, but my intention was the former).

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Adb82 2 points ago +2 / -0

I demand Fauci make a public statement on this!

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lmao 1 point ago +2 / -1

didn't you heard a word she said? SHE SAID THEY WERE DOING IT IN A COVID SAFE [email protected]@[email protected]#[email protected]#[email protected][email protected]!

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Memeoverlord 6 points ago +6 / -0

Prolly lab cookies with some sort or chicom bat emzyme that makes you incapable of asking logical questions

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Torrvarpen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gotta keep the journalists distracted so they don't ask any unplanned questions.

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RIP_NWO 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wtf...imagine if Trump had done that how it would have been portrayed all over the media and online fake news aggregators like Reddit . Yet I didn't even hear about this.

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is it wrong that the word "fentanyl" popped into my head?

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NotAPuma 28 points ago +28 / -0

You related to Joe Biden?

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NotAPuma 18 points ago +18 / -0

Listen here, Fat.

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ShadowyMrBlank 7 points ago +7 / -0

Get your words straight, Jack!

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 3 points ago +3 / -0

I did it all for the cookie...

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TrustyTrumpenTrumpet 3 points ago +3 / -0

So you could take that nookie

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Salt_Cartoonist 9 points ago +10 / -1

Well I hear Hitler was nice to dogs so there is that.

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LiteraIIyHitIer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I fuckin' love dogs!

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Deadpoolnormiefan271 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lying Dog faced pony soldier!

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plaaaa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, it was disgutingly partisan.

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freundwich 47 points ago +48 / -1

The drawing of her makes her look 100 times more attractive than she actually is.

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leg_hairs 26 points ago +26 / -0

Yes she is homely in a very plain kind of way. Hard to figure out exactly why, but she is 0% attractive.

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Paulylamma 24 points ago +24 / -0

I think it’s because it comes from the inside, and that’s hard to represent in a drawing.

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pinchitony 14 points ago +14 / -0

yes, she’s not actually that ugly, she’s just ugly on the inside and her expressions and insincerity is offputting subconsciously

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 11 points ago +11 / -0

...and the snobbery. Holy shit that smug snobbery.

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TownHallBall 7 points ago +9 / -2

Wrong. That bitch is ugly. Flat out.

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War_Hamster 5 points ago +5 / -0

You're saying no amount of beers?

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TownHallBall 4 points ago +5 / -1

Exactly. She has an entire team to do makeup and STILL looks like this.

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pinchitony 4 points ago +4 / -0

nah, she’s just not using makeup and has a “I don’t get laid ever but I wish I did” face, I’ll post a photoshop later to prove my point

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TownHallBall 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll take your word for it. I'd rather not look at that face anymore than necessary.

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pinchitony 2 points ago +2 / -0

it’s kind of a rule, women that reject “patriarchy” and get a binomial whatever look end up looking awful, vs women that take a bit care of themselves… men too btw

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Husky 2 points ago +2 / -0

porque no los dos?

She's pretty ugly too

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45fan 2 points ago +2 / -0

100 lbs of makeup and she doesn't look fit to be Satan's cock-sleeve, which must sting a bit for her (super-fan).

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Patriot_Lettuce 1 point ago +1 / -0

Simple. She has an evil smile.

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GeoG85 8 points ago +8 / -0

She's a Liberal woman - if even you faintly are attracted to said woman, her underneaths, are likely to be horrific to match her mental rot and decay.

The cancer that is her politics will eventually manifest physically, if not already so.

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kornesque 4 points ago +4 / -0

It did, she was photographed wearing a hat with the USSR logo on it. She fuggo.

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BillBelichick 2 points ago +2 / -0

109.65x I did the math and can post a link to my work.

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TrumpTrainForever 35 points ago +36 / -1

Mods on fire with stickies this morning 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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IHEARTGOODCOMMUNISTS 4 points ago +4 / -0

The media is the enemy of the people and the greatest, most existential threat this nation has ever faced. Change my mind.

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liberty4alll 2 points ago +2 / -0

They have terrorized the planet with a non-pandemic.

They make evil people appear good and good people appear evil.

They are a poison, cancer and virus all in one.

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pinchitony 25 points ago +25 / -0

3rd panel is gold

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tom_machine 9 points ago +9 / -0

ginger*

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Snipthetipandsip 16 points ago +16 / -0

Want a good cookie? Add some orange zest to your white macadamia nut cookie dough. Takes it up a notch.

Oh, and fuck Biden and his whole administration.

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bubba_banana 12 points ago +12 / -0

When we come back, we'll learn how to make a beautiful and silky-smooth cheesecake, just perfect for reminding your asshole sister-in-law that the election was stolen. theme music plays out, cut to commercial

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bdailey1965USA 15 points ago +15 / -0

I hope these morons realize that if the dollar collapses so does their security

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AmericanJawa 11 points ago +11 / -0

They're 'elites'. They've conditioned themselves to believe that they're immune to the consequences of the real world.

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Tardigrade 7 points ago +7 / -0

I couldnt disagree more. They know whats coming and have gold, buildings and land.

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Buck_Fiden 12 points ago +12 / -0

Jerry Nadler made a cake.

His dry-cleaners are not happy about it.

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Spez_Isacuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK

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Bogey 7 points ago +7 / -0

If this is the first GPrime work you saw, check out all his stuff.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 4 points ago +4 / -0

The one where Xiden slurps the melanin out of the girl is pure fire.

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chelthing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whaaat?!

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cbonez416 4 points ago +4 / -0

Very nicely drawn 👌

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Beat_to_Quarters 4 points ago +4 / -0

Didnt even mention the fucking shitshow of illegal aliens crossing the border and the most kids in cages ever.

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AmericanJawa 4 points ago +4 / -0

GPrime85 does good work

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DemsH8America 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fucken evil red head cunt…

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neededoneforthehate 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jesus, I didn't believe Gingers didn't have souls till I looked into the abyss of her eyes.....

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FreeSpeechLivesOn 2 points ago +2 / -0

She makes me toss my cookies.

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Wolfebane84 2 points ago +2 / -0

This artist didn't do how horrid she looks justice.

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cyberwar 2 points ago +2 / -0

presstitutes have a below average IQ

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Pepbrandt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great drawing. Does that say "GPrime85"?

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failsafe2111 1 point ago +1 / -0

whose comics are these? each one is a hit

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ColonelTravis 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can’t make me believe that this woman knows how to bake cookies. I know that she brought some, but there’s no way that she made them. I’ll buy her a new mink fur communist hat, if she knows what baking soda is.

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Rexic84 1 point ago +1 / -0

Put dat cookie down, now! Now, cookie down, put dat cookie down now!

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Hereforagoodtime 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, we got the world back to the levels of uncertainty that we needed to maintain our power and control! Have a cookie and please only ask questions from the list of approved questions.

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FredRedd 1 point ago +1 / -0

She’s like a red-headed Oprah (except her give aways aren’t even as good.)

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brsmith77 1 point ago +1 / -0

She needs to be one of the first to publicly hang. I am not kidding. She might not be the worst but she is the mouth piece of a dictatorship that has illegally seized America.

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The_Bugout_Bag 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mmm. Mmm. Theses are great! What kind are they?

Covid cookies. Made from the old dead fucks cuomo murdered.

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TheFountainhead 1 point ago +1 / -0

Orange woman bad

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RolandDelacroix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Govt of children

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Meme_Too 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good caricature.

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jsphere256 1 point ago +1 / -0

Psaki's face cries out for content aware scaling

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enkidu 1 point ago +1 / -0

intentional on her face being like a puppet

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Alcibiades1473 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did this really happen? Wait, I don't want to know

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signature226 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not since the days of Bill Watterson or Gary Larson have I admired a cartoonist/artist this much.

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BigMikesDickTip 1 point ago +1 / -0

"a covid safe way" wtf, just hands out cookies normally.

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Norwayhastrolls 1 point ago +1 / -0

There was a red hair in mine

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theneverman 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is very well done. Nice art too.

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gbolcer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm old enough to remember when they raked Huckabee over the coals for bringing baked goods for the press. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/12/14/piegate-ends-trump-spokeswoman-sarah-sanders-bringing-pies-press-potluck/952680001/

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donotclickjim 1 point ago +1 / -0

Media still forgot the border crisis! Most number of children separated from parents to date! Biden's breaking all kinds of records!

EDIT: I forgot about the explosive homicide rates too!

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ObamasLooseButthole 1 point ago +1 / -0

I still have no idea who the artist is of these little comics. But these are always amazing and perfectly hit right on target.

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Regnad_2720 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cookies are probably safe.

Pro tip: Never accept items containing yeast from a single liberal woman.

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Registered 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brilliant

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MonkPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's the stuff of nightmares.

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LtPatterson 1 point ago +1 / -0

We deserve our fate.

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Fordheartskav 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine our gal did that!? The msm would shit allllllll over her

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strawberryismyjam 1 point ago +1 / -0

We don't have any cake.

Ok.... then let them eat cookies.