Well, he destroyed Whole Foods, which I once loved......before he got his grubby paws all over it. Yes, I said it. And the whole Amazon Web Services thing......just hang this guy already. Let's not talk about how he cheated on his wife. You might say that Trump cheated also, but his wives didn't build up his wealth with him the way that Bezos' wife did.
He’s probably using his billions to engineer a bio weapon to kill everyone except his friends and their slaves.
Probably wants a shark tank with sharks with fricking laser beams.
Link - https://babylonbee.com/news/jeff-bezos-announces-he-will-step-down-from-amazon-to-focus-on-being-a-bond-villain
Oh great, he'll be a 'philanthropist' now, like Gates.
Great. And Bond is a black woman now.
I fear what the Bond girls will be from now on.........
https://www.gannett-cdn.com/presto/2020/03/06/PPYR/fb17bc0d-e69e-4c45-8e22-ae7c6ea22ab3-17857_GOV_DOH_Coronavirus_NK_007.jpg
That's about the size of it!!!!!
Lex Luthor sends his regards, and asks if Jeff has any spare Kryptonite.
FInally someone else here to thinks he's bascially Lex Luthor.
He just needs to get semi tan/buff and a power suit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSly5c7qry8
I think the tipoff was when his alternative choice of name for Amazon was 'Lexcorp'.
Frickin laser beams
He straight up looks like Dr. Evil.
Ya know, news is really suiting them
That man looks like a penis.
Well, he destroyed Whole Foods, which I once loved......before he got his grubby paws all over it. Yes, I said it. And the whole Amazon Web Services thing......just hang this guy already. Let's not talk about how he cheated on his wife. You might say that Trump cheated also, but his wives didn't build up his wealth with him the way that Bezos' wife did.
A shorter version of Mini Me.
Bezos, Bill Gates, and Elon Musk all seem to be auditioning for the role of Hank Scorpio.
Elon could be Hank Scorpio, the other two don't have the charisma.
Hmm, well "Dr. No" is taken ...what about:
Q-ball
Major Fraudenstein
Half-pint
Bronzefinger
Maybe the reason amazon sold out was because they were blackmailing him over something, so he finally just decided to step down.
Spicy AF!
he looks like a bond villain
What bothers me is that Bee stopped being satire a while ago ???
He looks like he should spend more time trying to get the AIDS out of his ass.
He wants in on GME....needs quick liquidity
Baldbooby.
Helped steal the election. Then shut down platforms for conservatives.
His work is done.
DELETE AMAZON.
Dr. Evil needs someone to help him understand the concept of money inflation... looks like he's found the guy for the job.