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ernsithe 15 points ago +15 / -0

Not sure which to go for. Biden's memory being bad or the him being so near the veil between worlds that he occasionally talks to her.

Assassin47 12 points ago +12 / -0

He's just permanently stuck in 1985.

ernsithe 17 points ago +17 / -0

Lucky bastard.

Steampunk_Moustache 5 points ago +5 / -0

Beat me to it rofl

dagthegnome [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

To be fair, that was a good year. Dire Straits came out with "Brothers in Arms." Icon came out with "Night of the Crime." The first Super Mario Bros was released. What's not to love?

YouAreAPirate 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's still preoccupied with that year?

Six_z3r0 13 points ago +13 / -0

The Reality: Biden has a melted brain.

The Spin: Biden delivers sick burn to a Republican. "Of course he knows shes dead! Thats the joke!"

GeneralBoobs 13 points ago +13 / -0

But at least he's not drumpfh, right? Thank god for our elites and their election fixing.

NotAGlowy 9 points ago +9 / -0

“Fortified” - they prefer to say they fortified your election


GeneralBoobs 3 points ago +3 / -0

I block out that word in association with elections. The only fortified thing I like to think about are positions in battle with aliens and monsters.

MegoThor 4 points ago +4 / -0

But you repeat yourself...

dzonatan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Still cant understand how they picked that half conscious fossil.

Is the general left in USA so fragmented they can not agree for few months to support one healthy young guy so long as he's not Trump?

Or the powers that be so extreme that they literally need a zombie in charge because anyone else would be too cognizant to let them have their way?

thepalagoon 4 points ago +4 / -0

The "DC Establishment" isn't just Democrats. It's the club with Pelosi and Schumer and McConnell and Graham, where they all pretend to be bitter enemies but do act in coordinated ways to ensure their uniparty retains as much power as possible.

Trump was an outsider to that, obviously. So is DeSantis. But likewise are the Progressive democrats. Bernie was always too much of a cuck to break away and stand up for himself, but the loud "Democrats" that have infected Congress since 2016 are not so timid.

Biden was literally the best choice for the uniparty -- perhaps the only choice. Kamala is a perfect example of the political Peter Principle, and this is broadly true for all the younger 'establishment' dems like Booker and Booty-gig. It's always been about capturing the middle of the Democrat party voting bloc and extinguishing the progressives.

I think this is why there seem to be so many polls/controlled op pieces that insist the Dems are going to win despite ever-mounting evidence to the contrary. If the balance of Congress is close, maybe the Progressives remain in their tenuous alliance with the Dems -- but if Republicans resoundingly take back both houses? Civil War in the Dem party.

cartoonericroberts 1 point ago +1 / -0

I saw someone suggest that having pudding-brain as president is an intentional flex. It's like Caligula making his horse a consul.

dagthegnome [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump was much more of a Caligula-like figure.

He never made his horse a consul. Apparently he just mentioned at a dinner one time, where all the Senators and aristocrats in attendance were discussing the open consul position, that his horse would make a better consul than any of them. And all of the old guard who hated his guts recorded that as a sign of insanity rather than the epic troll that it was. Just like the entire establishment does all the time with Trump.