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Guy_Incognito76 31 points ago +31 / -0

"I need someone to defend my caravan, I will pay you gold."

GloboHomoErectus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Literally 50% of WoW escort quests.

Guy_Incognito76 5 points ago +5 / -0

I feel like Mercenary is going to be a popular job market in the coming years.

Knife-TotingRat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ooo, the memories of Thrall's gimpy horse in that one raid ...

ailurus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is your caravan going to move at the slowest possible speed, or at the speed a normal person would walk at?

Additionally, if I tell you that you're about to try to go through the middle of a CHAZ camp, are you going to listen to me and go around or just continue going straight into the middle of danger?

SolidSnakeOil 19 points ago +19 / -0

California regressed so hard they went back to robbing trains.

Unknownsailor 13 points ago +13 / -0

Islam is right about thieves.

Weld the box cars shut, and this will stop. Or, shoot a few looters. Very publicly.

SupremeReader [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

In California, Soros' prosecutors just don't prosecute theft.

Even the socially just governor is angry about that:

Newsom said both the recent spate of mass thefts and lack of prosecutions are “unacceptable.”

“If people are breaking in, people stealing your property, they need to be arrested. Police need to arrest them. Prosecutors need to prosecute them. Judges need to hold people accountable for breaking the law,” Newsom said. “These are not victimless crimes, and I have no empathy for these criminal elements.”

Even thefts under $950 should be prosecuted as misdemeanors or “stacked” into felony complaints if there are repeat offenses, he said, contending some officials “choose” not to do so.

“I want to see local efforts. I want to see them stepped up,” said Newsom, formerly San Francisco’s mayor. “Look at the laws. You have the ability. Stack repeat offenders and move to prosecute.”

EJGeneric 13 points ago +13 / -0

Time to arm up the civilians and give bounty rights on raider scalps.

Otherwise, we will have to go back to close-knit ethno communities with local distribution and manufacturing. (I like this timeline better)

Rattatata 7 points ago +7 / -0

More reason to buy local from in the states outside of the Lefty port towns.

throwawayaccount2037 7 points ago +7 / -0

Two things.

  • 1: This reminds me of the movie Emperor of the North Pole, but the bums in that movie were a lot more civilized than the animals robbing the trains today.

  • 2: The guy filming really should have been wearing gloves.

realerfunction 5 points ago +5 / -0

my solution is machine gun guards on top of every car. trigger-happy ones.

AlfredicEnglishRules 4 points ago +4 / -0

The train mission in GTA San Andreas

DefinitelyNotIGN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone needs to leave a package in the train with just a big ol' piece of paper saying "Governor Newsom has lots of expensive shit in his house, and he's said he's fine with you stealing shit in Cali."

I'm sure that the governor who advocated for more theft and to not punish thieves won't have any security guards who would gun down thieves on his own private properties. After all, that would be creating a double standard where he is above the people of his state. That'd be as hypocritical as forcing a restaurant to open in peak lockdown/masking and inviting a bunch of medical professionals there for thousand-dollar wine tastings all maskless. And no one could be that hypocritical.