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dagthegnome 31 points ago +32 / -1

How long before people who were never going to buy this merch begin loudly proclaiming that they will never buy this merch because the model isn't a Landwhale of Color?

covok48 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well (((they))) don’t finance GameStop so it won’t matter this time.

Constipatriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

They don't finance 98% of the businesses endorsing their causes, but that's the sacrifice big business is happy to make. It's all about signaling for the liberal factions and milking those who stick around.

Rainbow Six Siege wasn't a trans platform but damned if they weren't happy to inject it and alienate a good number of players who left, they then consoled themselves by calling the paying customers who left bigots, nazis and whatever else.

TechParadox 26 points ago +26 / -0

"Based"? Nah, homie, that's a thirst trap advertisement of the old-school sort. Guarantee you they'll take that shit down as soon as some bluecheck finds out about it and throws a bitch-fit on Twitter.

Brennus 21 points ago +22 / -1

Well they haven’t been selling games so it may be a smart move.

NihilistCaregiver 9 points ago +10 / -1

not for long

ernsithe 7 points ago +7 / -0

GameStop -> GameStocks -> GameSocks

MargarineMongoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

I already have game pants, so this works.

monkebrau 6 points ago +14 / -8

That's baste is it? Some whore giving the camera the glad eye?

All it is is boomer degenerate--which is at least still makes sense but it's not "based"

Dereliction 24 points ago +28 / -4

Yeah, it's based.

We could use a solid decade of tits-in-your-face advertising. It's time to roll back the clock on the tranny/androgyny/fatso horseshit that pushed us into clown world. So hell yes, let's get back to the era of E3-with-booth-babes you fucking prudes.

alucard13mmfmj 7 points ago +8 / -1

Yeah. Good times good times.

-iPushFatKids- 3 points ago +4 / -1

I concur

covok48 12 points ago +13 / -1

I’ll take pretty women over non-pretty “women” any day.

BidenLikesMiners 3 points ago +4 / -1

if you dont jack it to trany porn the party-required 3 times a day then you will be excommunicated.

covok48 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yeah, this response makes no sense. You sound fat.

elleand202 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are zero groids in the ads. That is a miracle in 2021.

monkebrau 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah true. that's something.

I don't want to see them, hear them, smell them, touch them, speak to them or live near them.

"Sheeeeiiiitt. Cracks mus luv us. Sheeeeiiiit wee so hawt ne sheeeet. Let's mova outa dis hood to somewhere nicer. Sheeeiii"

White people: Leaves

BlueDrache 6 points ago +18 / -12

Not based ... they're using a whore.

covok48 16 points ago +20 / -4

Oh no, pretty women modeling stuff?

Can’t let that happen!

BidenLikesMiners 1 point ago +4 / -3

'all pretty girls are whores'. no

DR534 -2 points ago +10 / -12

it does seem pretty jewish, making whores of our women.

I can't believe they got us to think this was a good thing, all those years of porn too. It's sad what's happened to our country and people.

covok48 12 points ago +14 / -2

Beautiful women have been used to model things for centuries. What isolated part of Tal der Ahnungslosen are you from?

todiwan 0 points ago +2 / -2

Go back to the middle east.

alucard13mmfmj 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wonder how many goblins and freaks were used too??

acp_k2win 5 points ago +9 / -4

At this point I don't trust any corporate ads not to use photoshopped trannies instead of actual women.

DefinitelyNotIGN 4 points ago +4 / -0

$GME to the moon?

bloodguard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks more like standard Mad Men era "sex sells" to me.

MrGiggles 3 points ago +3 / -0

Based, but I'm still not going to shop at Gamestop unless I have no remaining choices.

MargarineMongoose 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm gonna press X to doubt.

Constipatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's probably just stock photography that was part of the deal when proposing to Gamestop that whatever company would make socks cheaply if Gamestop signed the check.

Gamestop is extremely lazy when making their own marketing stuff because very few people pay attention to it in store. I've seen them make 2 foot wide signs from grainy 100x100 thumbnail screen caps just to sell pre-orders. They prefer to let the publishers provide their own marketing.

megalithicallstar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gamestop: Let's find a bird chested girl and put our logo on it.

Also Gamestop: Check.

J_Darnley 1 point ago +2 / -1

Does she come with the sweater? How much?

GeneralBoobs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Body by onlyfans, face by meth.