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AntonioOfVenice [S] 49 points ago +50 / -1

I just have one question: I thought this woman was 40-50 years old. How on earth is her grandfather still alive? And why is she living with him?

For that matter, why is she so ungrateful when she is living with her grandfather, and has the temerity to tell him what movies he can watch in his home? Oh never mind, we all know the answer. These woke parasites will show little gratitude to anyone who consents to being parasitized by them.

borga 39 points ago +39 / -0

She is not 50, she is about 17. Outer layers age much faster when too disconnected from the inner ones.

Filosofem 24 points ago +24 / -0

No fucking way, 17? If that isn't a wake-up call I don't know what is. Unhealthy lifestyles will literally destroy your body. In her case, it has aged her at least 20 years.

lgbtqwtfbbq 22 points ago +22 / -0

Vaush is in his mid 20s but looks like he's 40.

BulbasaurusThe7th 12 points ago +12 / -0

He is younger than I am and yet looks so horrid. Jesus.

NihilistCaregiver 9 points ago +9 / -0

too much soy

AntonioOfVenice [S] 9 points ago +10 / -1

Rather too much lard.

Johan_Liebert 1 point ago +1 / -0

He also thinks he's a Chad because he's fat muscular aka 18% body fat instead of 20%.

borga 14 points ago +14 / -0

I was being sarcastic, she's is probably 23-24.

ClockworkFool 14 points ago +14 / -0

Somewhere in the mid twenties looks about right, aye.

BulbasaurusThe7th 23 points ago +23 / -0

Really? Noooo.

Galean 29 points ago +29 / -0

Leftist have this great argument, I did not chose to be your child so I owe you nothing and you must take care of me.

They are doing mental gymnastics to justify being horrible persons. I've yet to see a vocal leftist that I can admire as a person even if I disagree with them on politics and ideology.

acp_k2win 34 points ago +34 / -0

Really long but explains it all:


tl;dr there are two kinds of people

One is like Abel who shuts up and voluntarily makes the sacrifices and works hard and keeps going despite hardships and doggedly recovers from setbacks and frustrations - this kind of person eventually achieves "success" over a long term.

The other is like Cain who is hyper-sensitive, to the point of paranoia, about the appearance of success. But is also unwilling and deep down is afraid of the sacrifices necessary to achieve it. So Cain makes performantory sacrifices which are ultimately rejected because they aren't sincere. And then he refuses to accept responsibility for his own inadequacies. To protect his fragile and unearned ego from the pain of accepting his failures Cain lashes out and blames everyone and everything else.

Leftists are scions of Cain, who pretend to care and help but really are so terrified of responsibility they act out to deflect any scrutiny of themselves. And they justify their personal resentment and ultimately malice toward those who aren't like them by claiming it is the proper response to the cosmic injustice of their existence.

APDSmith 16 points ago +16 / -0

Part of being a vocal leftist is being against the unjust and racist standards of behaviour that would allow one to be a decent person worthy of respect.

DogFacedPepeSoldier 7 points ago +7 / -0

I know exactly one. And I have no idea why tf he's a lefty. He has a very conservative mindset in everything but politics and is very smart.

The only thing I can find that's typical lefty about his is he had a bad experience with conservative Christianity while growing up. (Not abuse. Just judgemental people)

Galean 10 points ago +10 / -0

I know a very smart person who told me that is ok what they are doing in South Africa because they kill white people. The dude is whiter then I am, Christian and with 2 kids.

AntonioOfVenice [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

I am pretty sure that your 'Christianity' is phony as hell if you approve of killing people based on their race. He is no more a faithful Christian than a member of the KKK.

When ISIS started butchering the Christians of the Middle East, there were SJWs - not very smart though - who argued that this was justified because of... the Crusades.

DogFacedPepeSoldier 7 points ago +7 / -0

This guy would not say that, I'm almost certain. It's more that he's bought into second wave feminism and trans/queen stuff, and wants the government to have more control but also less control over his pet causes.

More of the old hippie model than new critical race theory model.

elleand202 7 points ago +7 / -0

and wants the government to have more control but also less control over his pet causes.

I saw this attitude on full display on the comment section of Arstechnica. The tech company leftists would cheer at greater government control over about any subject except for when anyone suggested greater government regulation of tech companies. Then they'd scream louder than any ancap.

AntonioOfVenice [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

The only thing I can find that's typical lefty about his is he had a bad experience with conservative Christianity while growing up. (Not abuse. Just judgemental people)

And now they are the abusive ones. Perhaps in the long run, this can work to our advantage. Though maybe it will not be, because they are far more intolerant than conservative Christians, who were just intolerant enough to make people angry, but not intolerant enough to intimidate people into supporting them. Falls squarely in the "if you're going to take a shot at the King, you better not miss" territory.

evilmathmagician 6 points ago +6 / -0

Leftist have this great argument, I did not chose to be your child so I owe you nothing and you must take care of me.

I've seen this and tried to seriously engage it. Not choosing to be born is pretty much a non-point unless you want to make some esoteric buddhist argument.

"I owe you nothing" is a little more involved. It necessitates some form of contempt or abandonment. If your parents didn't raise you at all (like they were in jail and you grew up in an orphanage), then I could accept the claim because it'd prove that the parents did not fulfill their roles. If your parents at least tried, however, you cannot deny them being your parents because to do so is to deny the influence they had on your development, ultimately forcing one to deny themselves. This part actually clicks for leftists to me, as they provide no evidence that they either accept themselves or are happy with themselves.

"You must take care of me" doesn't quite follow unless you take a jump from the previous point to them actively hating themselves and hating their parents for giving them a life of misery and contempt. It's clear the context is of an abusive sort of manipulation.

If the whole phrase were "I did not choose to be your child and you must take care of me" I could accept it as a benign appeal to nature, as it'd be bizarre for a parent to not want to take care of their child - though I would assume that there are some hard limits on being taken care of, such as no abuse tolerated and support not being infinite.

You're right that it's a good representative saying.

cccpneveragain 1 point ago +1 / -0

My great grandfather died at 99, my mother was definitely somewhere in the 48-52 range then. So it's possible.

I go with the tiktok user ID here though, severus_the_feline. Anyone with a Harry Potter username I put at max age of 30.

MargarineMongoose 32 points ago +32 / -0

Being that fat should get one ostracized from polite society.

acp_k2win 21 points ago +21 / -0

used to be... then 🤡🌎 happened

Steampunk_Moustache 9 points ago +9 / -0

I really did used to be that way.

When I was a kid, people who were this fat were rare, and ridiculed. Now they have become common, and we are excpect to just accept it as normal. It's NOT normal.

BulbasaurusThe7th 30 points ago +30 / -0

Is she too fucking fat to walk out of the room? To put in earbuds and do her thing? Plus, for these creatures everything is sexist. It was probably a perfectly normal movie. She just couldn't deal with others actually having fun. Not even her own family. No, they all need to be unhappy and offended at all times.

Knife-TotingRat 13 points ago +13 / -0

It'd kind of be poetic if the movie in question turned out to be MASH or something like that.

Intra 7 points ago +7 / -0

Her entire story was probably made up, but I like to imagine something goofy like Tremors, because the female college grad didn't singlehandedly defeat all the graboids with roundhouse kicks.

1776ReasonsWhy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Most frighteningly enough, it's the 'crazy prepper man' who saves everyone with his superior firepower and survival skills. If I subsisted on a steady diet of mainstream Lefty propaganda and saturated fats, I, too, would balk at such heresy.

God bless you, Burt Gummer.

Intra 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Broke into the wrong goddamn rec-room!!"

ZodShael 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's a busy body who can't control herself, so she needs to control everyone around her.

Galean 30 points ago +30 / -0

What I hate the most is that she does not mention the sexist movie. I kind of want to watch it.

cartoonericroberts 19 points ago +19 / -0

Would be funny if it's something inane like Fellowship of the Ring, "There's no women in the fellowship." "It doesn't pass the Bechdel test." "Sure Glorfindel is replaced with Arwen but she's really only there as a prize for Aragorn to claim when he regains kingship over Gondor and Arnor. ELROND SAYS AS MUCH IN...

Knife-TotingRat 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yeah, that's the thing. What movie is it? Why is it "sexist"? And why can't she even spell "sexist" properly?

Lurker404 13 points ago +13 / -0

And why can't she even spell "sexist" properly?

Because she's such a fragile blob that she'd get triggered by her own words.

BandageBandolier 4 points ago +4 / -0

And why can't she even spell "sexist" properly?

Because all the tik-tok zombies are filled with paranoia about what captions will get them de-ranked on the for you page algorithm, so they all type in a weird hybrid of baby-talk and late 90s 1337 speak so as not to scuttle their dreams of being a useless attention whore online.

dzonatan 2 points ago +2 / -0

If she did her whole rant would be dissected right then and there.

Of course after she was pressured to give details she'd probably go out of her way to google most fucked up shit that wouldn't make sense for an old man to watch if anyone close enough would knew them personally.

That is ofcourse if she isn't making this whole shit up for attention.

ailurus 29 points ago +29 / -0

The last few seconds are golden. Sounds like your petty, passive-aggressive behavior won't be affecting Grandpa anymore.

reidj 13 points ago +13 / -0

The funny thing is that her other behaviors are all things she's planning to do. It sounds to me like it's not that she's been kicked out. It's that she's so intolerant that she can't live with someone who would watch a movie she finds offensive.

Lurker404 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sounds like your petty, passive-aggressive behavior won't be affecting Grandpa anymore.

Unfortunately it'll haunt him the rest of his life. Imagine having raised a kid that spawned this insanity.

CnnWillBlackmailYou 19 points ago +19 / -0

Jesus. Grown ass bitch, leeching off of her grandfather, then decides to tell HIM what HE CAN DO in HIS HOUSE, and when he's like, "Yeah, no." She decides then she's going to (GASP!) MOVE HIS CAR OUT OF THE GARAGE AND NOT PUT IT BACK!

The world would be a better place without this mouth breather in it.

Wizardslayer 17 points ago +17 / -0

Don't worry the grandfather will outlive her.

CnnWillBlackmailYou 8 points ago +8 / -0

How long ago did she post this? He may have already.

censorthisss 5 points ago +5 / -0

And she's too fat and lazy to move his car

AntonioOfVenice [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

To be fair, she would have to push it as there is no way the car could possibly move with her inside it.

AbleistSL 2 points ago +2 / -0

Indie film director Lloyd Kaufman completely outlived the two fat guys who worked for him, and he is still alive

Bhoelscher 17 points ago +17 / -0

You live in HIS house and complain about what he is watching on HIS TV? Get out! What an ingrate

Intra 4 points ago +4 / -0

Get out!

Won't they have to knock through one of the walls for that?

CnnWillBlackmailYou 17 points ago +17 / -0

Without the audio on, all I could hear was Peter Griffin talking about what "really grinds his gears."

Norenia 14 points ago +14 / -0

An excellent ending.

GeneralBoobs 13 points ago +13 / -0

Oh, I guarantee the entire story is made up, except maybe the last part. She is probably being thrown out for being a neurotic cunt and a waste of space, refusing to help and only throwing fucking tantrums/breaking shit. I know this type and it's always causing trouble for others with no selfawareness at all.

Adamrises 10 points ago +10 / -0

I like the Strength shirt while demonstrating that you are probably the weakest person in any room.

jdenn1160 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oh and now I can’t live here. Seriously? Let me get this straight, she is upset about a movie that grandpa is watching in his own house. Maybe get a job and get your own place so you can tell people what to watch on your television. What is going on with this country? Unbelievable.

Intra 8 points ago +8 / -0

Reflexively, my heart goes out to her. She's extremely unhealthy in both body and mind. But when you revel in being a cunty brat, my empathy melts away, like popcorn butter down several chins.

AntonioOfVenice [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Her heart will soon have to go out of her as well, using up one precious transplant heart that should have gone to someone who is not the author of her own misfortune.

Knife-TotingRat 2 points ago +2 / -0

And to think they want to waste non-humans for organs for pieces of shit like this? Now you see why I think that sort of shit is evil? No, she's NOT better or more "deserving" than a pig or a baboon just because she has the "right" species membership. Same with AIDS gross slobs. Humans invented pants, learn to keep 'em up.

cartoonericroberts 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is a perfect video with perfect comedic timing and the fact she was able to sell it so well with the quavering voice making it sound like she's holding back tears- oh shit, it's real isn't it...

ptitty12392 7 points ago +7 / -0

She got what she deserved

AntonioOfVenice [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

No, that will be her Type II Diabetes, heart disease, and the myriad of other health ailments she is sure to have.

censorthisss 6 points ago +6 / -0

Social media was a mistake. Good fucking lord....

Tryan 5 points ago +5 / -0

He should kick her fat ass parasite donut face to the curb. She is waiting on him to die for the house she is to lazy to buy.

Knife-TotingRat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, if I was her grandfather, I'd be making sure to find someone else to donate that house to upon croaking.

Can you will something to some random wolf pack in the woods somewhere?

marvinthehaggler 5 points ago +5 / -0

Was this a "Feel Good" video?

Cuz I was feeling really good after the last line of monologue. :)

Kingarthas2 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is literally that meme of "i came into a thread about something i don't like, how could this possibly have happened to me" personified, jesus christ.

WuhunFastFoodCourt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Neighbors relieved Wild Snorlax finally go bye-bye. No more Hot Ham-Planet Bum-Bum being blasted. Grandpa will still have much to answer for though.

Constipatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

From the comments: "Peter Griffin is insufferable." Nice.

yoisi 3 points ago +3 / -0

She lives with her grandpa? He let her live with him and she is this ungrateful and shitty ?

ApparentlyImAHeretic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Read the title, and legitimately thought Disney was making Jabba the Hut trans for a split second.

Knife-TotingRat 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know, I don't think humans would or should have a very easy time at telling the difference between a male and female Hutt, unless they're seriously sexually dimorphic .. maybe that elephant singer's a female Hutt? O.o

ApparentlyImAHeretic 2 points ago +2 / -0

There was what I assumed to be a female Hut in the background in ep I. Assumption was based on the red lipstick

Viktorvyle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fat bitch would catch hands and then be finding a new place to live.

elleand202 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't worry guys, she made a stripping video.

Edit: Bonus.

Soup_Navy_Admiral 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't worry guys, she made a stripping video.

This had better be a Rickroll.


It's not a Rickroll.

(Summary: Takes off a sweater. Sits in a way even strippers would consider undignified. Doesn't bother to get out of her chair. Grandpa owns a nice tractor, though, because we're recording this in the garage.)

Knife-TotingRat 7 points ago +7 / -0

What bills? It's just like this video, doesn't mention what bills, doesn't mention what movie. Just "waah, racism, go bananas!"

ZodShael 3 points ago +3 / -0

"And now I can't live here."

Yeah, who could have ever seen that coming.

ArtemisFoul 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's gotta be a joke with that ending, come on.

when_we_win_remember 1 point ago +1 / -0

Her spirit animal is r/chonkers