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hi_guys 33 points ago +33 / -0

i feel like we dont talk enough about blade having his dick trapped behind his foreskin until he was 38 and met a woman who forced him to get an adult circumcision. that should be in a movie or something

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annefrank [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

and met a woman who forced him to get an adult circumcision

and then she cheated on him..

u/#blade2

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buck-breaker 5 points ago +5 / -0

lmao i never heard about that

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aytbytSCHIZOfkkr 3 points ago +3 / -0

wait what? I also never heard of that. He has a tiny little vienna sausage why would she want to make it thinner

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Skeeterhawkins 3 points ago +3 / -0

He had phermosis or some shit where the foreskin is glued to the dick from not cleaning it

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FreeMaxB 5 points ago +5 / -0

she made comments how she took him to the doctor so it doesn't look like the mushroom pic anymore

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BladesKidneys 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean lmao, he probably should've done that himself or his parents did it etc. I had the same issue so bad as a 4 year old it was hard to pee, so kinda forced to snip.

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bill_klacks 12 points ago +12 / -0

that face wart and vile neck is just hideous... scram whore

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MakeAmericaWyteAgain 10 points ago +10 / -0

Black widow whore

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fuckdizzzy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lol imagine being obsessed with Disney at 40

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MBTIRL 5 points ago +5 / -0

She's 45

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BLADES_DENTIST 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've been fucking Becky on and off for over 3 years now and we've never stopped the entire time they've been together.

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nanobotslive 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love how this bitch watches disney and shit to act innocent when really shes the biggest hoe around. ruthless whore

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Stabby 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shes a woman with needs and blades a child trapped in a mans body -Chicken and Salmon are just friends with benefits

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Skeeterhawkins 3 points ago +3 / -0

Had blade get his penis surgically altered lol lol. What woman wouldn't like the rotting puss filled bulbasaur penis?

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Buttsnake 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol bulbasaur penis

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buck-breaker 3 points ago +3 / -0

this woman is seriously evil and it isn't even a meme anymore

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EBZgettinEvicted 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like captain coupon in a wig

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Booyouwhore 2 points ago +2 / -0

She cooks greasy tacos and frozen shit

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backstageirl -1 points ago +3 / -4

3D Chess Master Becky Big Hands!