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trustnoplan 33 points ago +33 / -0

Make sure you have the Sword of Cock. Just whip it out and then the boss will try to suck it, when it does, thrust through the back of it's throat.. Easiest boss. If you don't have the Sword of Cock yet, make sure you have a lot of White Claw potions. Throw the potions at it. It will get drunk and try to kiss you, just kick it in the head when it does and repeat the process until it dies.

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FattFat [S] 18 points ago +19 / -1

What if it starts to accuse me of rape?

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trustnoplan 23 points ago +23 / -0

You need to have the Jäger of Blade equipped in the necklace slot. The inscription reads. "You should be.". It will make you immune to the boss's rape attack. It will send it's pet "JJ" after you though, this pet will attempt to do a drop kick, just move out of the way and it will run away after it fails.

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ekketsed2 11 points ago +11 / -0

I don't really laugh out loud too much but goddamn that Blade necklace discription got me good. Well played, sir.

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Freddiebeansno1fan 8 points ago +8 / -0

mace

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MentalAlchemy 19 points ago +19 / -0

the only way to defeat it is by casting a job application at her

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JannieKiller34 1 point ago +2 / -1

Good one

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The_Iron_Sheik 7 points ago +7 / -0

YEAH CALL IT A FAT TRUST FUND BABY AND BURN HER JERSEY. 100% WIN RATE

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We_hate_Blade 3 points ago +3 / -0

She got 1 of my dreads when i tried this, i thot i was a kannng n sheeeeiiiit nicka

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JustSumGuy 6 points ago +6 / -0

The scroll of long term inpatient rehab might work but I have my doubts.

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wootwo 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahahaha

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Scuffedboyslive 2 points ago +2 / -0

Use bleed

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GloveDaddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I dont think that game has a rape option

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DrMartinVonNostran1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha

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Gloryboycruz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Punch her in the belly

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KinoRespecter7 2 points ago +2 / -0

just use cheat engines like yofa.

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UncleMeats 1 point ago +1 / -0

Soap

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IP2UNDEFEATED420 1 point ago +1 / -0

ALL YOU NEED IS SOAP AND WATER TO KILL THE PIG CHEESE

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deleted 1 point ago +2 / -1
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FootGenie 0 points ago +1 / -1

No you cut it.

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Drewniverse 0 points ago +1 / -1

Comments are fire. I'm dying over here. I think I need a health potion.