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Ayyy_lmao 18 points ago +19 / -1

She fucked salmon andy, then captain faggot, then blade. Haha just a coincidence they'[re all ip2 streamers haha, their relationship is just real and organic haha.

She knew all about blade and how he is, this isn't a surprise at all. It'd be easy to chalk it up to her being one of those retarded whores who thinks SHE'S the one who can change the man and evolve them, but I think it's deeper then that, and a lot darker.

Blade is the ultimate simp, for good reason (ultimate slob, etc) - There's no way he's leaving her, ever. He was a virgin before meeting her (he probably paid hookers in his call of duty days, but virgin in real relationship / not paid for sex.)

She was married and her husband died, and she cashed in. You think she can pay to live in that california house working as some shitty catering business? She got that life insurance paid out, and she's looking to win the lottery a 2nd time off blade.

Just needs to get that life insurance post marriage again. Blade is 100% dead before 2030 unless he completely changes his life around.

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IP2Lurker 6 points ago +6 / -0

I like this theory.

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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congasm 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAHAHAHAH. gOLD

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tltp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Scary but REAL

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Blobart 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those guys by coincidence? Nah, she’s just into really hot streamer guys🔥 Who would be next if he got curb~kicked or God~forbid died?

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IP2Bouncer [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

He's that sticky bf/gf that calls every 10 min to see when your coming home when your on the way home. He never had a gf b4 so he's super sticky an a slob that just bosses her around. Becky might think o he will change,but face it Becky he will never change

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Real1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well he's calling to make sure she doesn't walk in on some sick sexual degeneracy

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IP2Bouncer [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blade trying to get up lookliked a turtle trying to flip back over lol Theres nothing going on in that bedroom in a longtime. That tells me Splash mountain dried up

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SixMillionMore 3 points ago +3 / -0

Blade has erectile dysfunction so they have obviously never had sex before

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SixMillionMore 5 points ago +5 / -0

Of course we won't hate her. It's the only way we'll ever get content out of blade again. Granted, he'll probably drink himself to death but who cares

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Der_Faust 5 points ago +5 / -0

Blade should be forced to clean the garage on stream u/#pepel

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SuperBoofer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does she expect him to stream to his regular viewers sober?

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IP2Bouncer [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol thar GARAGE has to smell like a litter box. He spits & pisses / throws shit up. Becky you been trying to hide that it doesn't bother you, but it shows that its getting to you an it's normal. He's a grown ass man that feels he needs you to do everything for him because he wouldn't know how if you wouldn't do the things he asked. Put your foot down,would you let your own kids act thigs way with u?

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congasm 0 points ago +1 / -1

bLADE'S COOLER THAN I THOUGHT

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BeALiver 1 point ago +1 / -0

I used to drink too much and be in a relationship like Blades and Becky's. I watch the shit show because it keeps me sober and it reminds me that if I hit the bottle again I might eventually be as degenerate as Blade. That motherfucker needs medical and psychological care.

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HomosexualWignat 1 point ago +1 / -0

what's up with all these simps? bros before hoes.

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BussarinsBelly 1 point ago +1 / -0

all this fool wants is a bottle of jager and a couch to piss on, figure it out

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Blobart 1 point ago +1 / -0

Blade takes Pussy shots of JÄGER or mops up a bowl of spaghetti outta her Vag with his 👅💦 er sumthin’…. Maybe they just “wrastle” n’ rub peepee~tips n’ Nibbie~Tiddies like he did with The GØØÇH🍩💦💨