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posted ago by bubble_bursts ago by bubble_bursts +134 / -0

What is this thread all about?

Just a place for general discussion. A place to unload whats on your mind and talk about anything - personal, health, help needed, achievements, daily highs and daily lows, theories, predictions and what have you.

Does not need to be Q related.


Yesterdays General Chat

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PepeSee 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't know how, but I'd kinda forgotten how cool this genre (Goa*) was. Granted, this is like the peak.

Total Eclipse Violent Relaxation "Virtual Terminal Energized"

*While this really foreshadows psy trance, which set the genre back for years, when you listen it's firmly goa.

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moodyblue 3 points ago +3 / -0

Y’all I’m sitting in a quiet house (North Carolina) and I thought it’s late for cicadas. I’ve got a Brimley’s Chorus frog outside my window. 🐸😁 I’ve never been into frogs and after being here so long I have a different perspective.

Photo 4 on this site with sound. https://thefroglady.wordpress.com/2019/03/13/frogs-of-north-carolina/

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SuzyeQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh I love frogs. I’m in upstate South Carolina and I see quite a bit of them around my place here in the country. I would much rather see them than other creatures, if you know what I mean.

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moodyblue 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t dislike frogs except those bright green tree frogs. I had one in the shower with me one time and i about killed my self. Screaming for my husband to get it. I think it was on my towel when I came in from the neighbors pool. We have it all here. Just a few of our creatures: Snakes, bugs, bear, coyote, bob cat. Thank God I don’t see all them. Got picture of bear, coyote & bob cat on my husbands trail cameras from the summer. I’m in eastern NC about thirty minutes from I95.

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SuzyeQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

I understand. I’m about 15 minutes from the GA line with the lake in my back yard @ about a couple of miles. I have lots of coyote, hear them across the field. Haven’t actually seen on this year. But a friend of mine and her family saw a bear swimming in the lake. I didn’t know they could swim. I had a bout with a palmetto bug in my bathroom. I almost broke my neck trying to get outta there. Those blame things can fly. I screamed and it flew at me. I went and got the spray and sprayed half a can on it, just to be sure it would die. 😂

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moodyblue 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great stories. Thankfully I’ve never actually seen a coyote or bear. When my husband or daughter goes in the woods they always have a gun because of coyotes. When I was growing up I heard of bears & remember a photo in the paper, bear on railroad tracks in the closet town. About thirty years ago I saw huge bear track going from the woods to the road. We went in the woods all the time as child alone with out problems. The wildlife services brought in coyotes about 15-20 years ago to control the deer population. I really don’t think it worked. Too bad the citizens didn’t get a vote. I can see that dance & shouting. I’m really like that when a wasp gets in the house. I’ve been stung to many times by most every kind of stinging creature. I’ll leave the house until my husband gets the wasp. I miss having a cat inside to kill the bugs🤣 I think bears love water. They fish In Alaska for salmon in the rivers. They are funny to watch. I’ve seen lots of videos lately of bears coming in people’s houses and getting food, even going in the fridge. I think I’d have to move if that happened.

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SuzyeQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

I do have a cat and she does see e everything. When I see her staring I think oh no what now. I made it thru the summer without getting any stings, and that is unusual for me.

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bubble_bursts [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Awesome! The only things that look so exotic out here are spiders :(

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moodyblue 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, I got spiders, fire ants etc. Snakes but thankfully they stay in the woods most of the time. I’ve had the same spider since June weave a new web every night. He’s right in front of one of our security cameras. We have a small TV in the den to see the cameras. At first I’d watch him weave the entire thing. He’s working on it right now. Every night about dark he starts a new web. Poor thing the wind and rain tear it up & he’s hanging in the middle. I honestly never knew how much work they do just for a home. It’s a tiny black spider. I really don’t like spiders at all, he’s lucky he’s interesting.

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bubble_bursts [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now now now, dont make me go all teary for a spider!

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moodyblue 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ha Ha, not at all. I’ll kill a bug in an instant. They creep me out.

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PepeSee 2 points ago +2 / -0

OK check that. Spiders are great to have around as they eat all kinds of actually bad/annoying bugs. I let the jumping spiders roam my house to keep everything else at bay - unfortunately this dwelling they are not well-fed, so don't last long. My last one, there was enough other-bug intrusion the same jumping spider would hang around for months, almost like a pet.

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moodyblue 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, I know I couldn’t do that. I seriously have a dislike of bugs. Not fear, but very close.

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PepeSee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jumping spiders will even predate on other spiders btw. They are little hunters as opposed to building webs.

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PepeSee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Old ravers know where they were the first time they heard the frog

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moodyblue 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never heard that before😀 I read it’s from the 90s. I was so deep into country music & 80s rock I didn’t know other music existed. How did you add the link with only the arrow showing up?

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PepeSee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Select text you wish to display instead of the full URL, then click the little "link" (looks like 2 chain links) icon above the edit box, enter link, OK, vwa la

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moodyblue 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks

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LBTrumplican2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seems we hit some kind of marker.

u/#q168

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uk9994 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reading Billy Carsons compendium of emerald tablet he features a Russian multi millionaire Dimitri itskov a media mogul....and his 2045 initiative mission statement...Dimitri says he has lots of very wealthy friends....mmmm sure you do Dmitri!

To keep it short android avators for the world that will be controlled by a system that links people's brains with their computers

2030 2035 wishes to create immortality by building a computer model of the brain that allows human consciousness to be transferred into the artificial carrier giving everyone the possibility of cybernetic immortality.

2045 new era in which technological brains and transferred minds can receive new bodies with capabilities far exceeding abilities of human bodies

As an English lady comedian says...what a load of old sh..t..!!!

Billy has already said quite rightly the brain does not make consciousness....so all this is crap!!!

If people only knew the extent of the powers of the mind and body through yoga etc it can achieve all that anyway.

This is Elon musk crap and Schwabs crap. wanting to chip us all to enslave us in the hopes of an immortality we already have

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2ndenthusiast 3 points ago +3 / -0

this still makes me happy, can't stop watching. Q-uicksilver saves the children after the school starts exploding. and saves some adults. and a dog. and a goldfish. and the pizza.

he eats most of the pizza actually.

https://youtu.be/bvXXQxcq5-4?t=53

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Magpi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cool clip! The dog cracks me up.

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bubble_bursts [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Okay, you sold it. I might give that move a go. Hopefully its not cammed with woke crap?

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2ndenthusiast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imo that's the best part. The movie itself is ambiguous though the good guys win and it leaves hope for the future. What's her face is an insufferable feminazi but the rest isn't too bad.

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bubble_bursts [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's her face

Is that the one from hunger games?

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2ndenthusiast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, her. Now that I think about it she wasn't too bad in apocalypse, I binged the x movies and the dark Phoenix one was high on the woketard scale.

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bubble_bursts [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

She was very promising in hunger games, but after that she fell in with the woke crowd and became indistinguishable from them.

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2ndenthusiast 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its not artistic to identify with normal people.

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Slechta5614 4 points ago +4 / -0

🙏Prayer Garden Podcast Episode 3: Julie Winters (u/callmejuls)🙏 https://youtu.be/oNrnoXObxbU

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DRan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are we able to add a "context" link to a title or is that a mod thing?

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PepeSee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mod as far as I can tell. IIRC I asked about it and I think it was C5 that responded and was unaware we don't see it. They don't have access to the code btw.

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DRan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Understood. Thank you.

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2ndenthusiast 1 point ago +1 / -0

that's just outstanding

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Dashmoomoo 13 points ago +13 / -0

Thank God that God is our God.

Nobody wants to be this way, yet, He Loves us and sent his Word as flesh to exemplify His compassion toward us AND to leave us with ZERO doubt of his understanding of our condition. We literally cannot say he has never gone through what we do, because He did. How do people hate Him? He is righting all wron gs and all He asks is acknowledgement if His position, which is the Glory of all creation.

Didnt see a prayer thread currently up, so I figured here is a good spot. Just some thoughts i had while I prayed. Peace and grace to all my fellow frogs. Be angry and sin not. We are above those that seek to destroy us, for if God be with us, none can stand against. Amen.

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Joys1Daughter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amen fren and peace be with you! 🙏

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crazycloud2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amen

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Slechta5614 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amen. Yes I missed the thread last night. Out of state visiting my sis and mom who I havemt seen in 5+ years. Beautiful words my fren. Keep shining that light of Christ. GOD WINS

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DontTreadOnIT 4 points ago +4 / -0

Amen!

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LucilleBrawl 17 points ago +17 / -0

Out of curiosity, I checked my Twitter account to see if I was still locked out, with everything that's going on. Surprise, surprise! I was permanently banned. They thought I was a bot when they initially locked me out. I am fighting the charges. I wrote how rich it was coming from Twitter thinking that I was a bot. And closed it with asking for Elon's help. Hahahahahahahaha!!!

As I am writing this, I just got an email saying my account is now unlocked! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

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Joys1Daughter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bwahaaaaa! Way to go Lucille!! 👏

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2ndenthusiast 2 points ago +2 / -0

please let us know, do a full on post if you're back on.

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PhDinNY 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess I should see if I can get my old account back! After I got banned, I started a new account, and then got banned from that one! (but I would rather go back to my original account, because it had the "follows" I wanted; and the few followers I had :) )

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crazycloud2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Right now many posters on twitter are losing their followers, I just lost almost all of mine, down to 900 or so. I bet they are purging the bots.

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LucilleBrawl 2 points ago +2 / -0

See if you can!

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PhDinNY 3 points ago +3 / -0

I got the email saying they are considering my request. I wasn't exactly diplomatic in my request :)

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LucilleBrawl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahahaha!!! Awesome!!!!

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uk9994 1 point ago +1 / -0

Q already said he was dead

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Joys1Daughter 1 point ago +1 / -0

...Who was dead???

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uk9994 1 point ago +1 / -0

Preside not Kennedys son John

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Joys1Daughter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Preside?

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uk9994 1 point ago +1 / -0

President..this tablet doesn't always do as it's told!!

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Joys1Daughter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha! I understand completely! I usually end up needing to edit many of my comments due to auto correct! 😸

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DontTreadOnIT 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is a terrible idea that would only serve the DS.

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Dogpoop69 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gloee shill

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Dogpoop69 1 point ago +1 / -0

Glowies shill

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50StateLandslide 9 points ago +9 / -0

Been a single dad for a month almost. Can't believe time has flown by like this

Now I find myself in a bit of a conundrum. Found out recently that this very nice lady at work is single

This woman seems to be the complete package. Very kind, bubbly personality. Believes in God. Single parent like me. Successful and independent

I'm hung up on a few things however. I have never asked somebody out in person, so I don't really know what I'm doing. Also, feeling quite down on myself because of how my relationship with my child's mom ended. And perhaps most important of the three, this woman at work is older than me by a fair bit, and I don't know how she would feel about dating someone younger

The perception of my generation is that we're constantly dating to hook up, and that's not what I'm about at all. I'm looking for someone who would be a great mom to my child. She's always talking about her kids, and she seems like a great parent

Thoughts or advice would be appreciated!

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lovemyGod 8 points ago +8 / -0

One month being single and then finding yourself attracted and looking, is about right on schedule. It happens like clockwork, this rebound effect. It's easier to think about a new person than it is about the discomfort of break up, the disappointment of it, to seek a balm for our wounds. Suddenly you are free again, and in that, there is hope to "do it right this time". What is hardest is to adjust to the reality of single parenting, to live it one day at a time as a single parent, instead of not being present and imagining what it would be like to have another person. Give yourself time as a single man who is a father. You have two roles now, as nurturer and provider, and that takes a lot of energy! Instead of seeking out wifey material, try instead to make friends with other single parents, I cannot stress enough the value in these friendships. Your child comes first, always, you created a life that you are now responsible for, it would be great to have a partner, sure, but I think it is too soon, personally. Take time to get to know yourself, if you are young, and healthy, life is long when lived one day at a time. God always provides, especially when you are not seeking, at least that has been my experience. In my 12 step recovery, we had advice to newbies, and that is, to stay out of any new relationships for 1 year, because they become a distraction to what you have to do to grow. Casual friendships are fine, (I do not mean hook ups!!!!!). But if the first thing that you tell yourself is that you are looking for a future partner when you see a girl you like, whoa boy, !! Take it slow, what seems attractive to you now, may not be the same thing you seek later on as you grow. Not to mention that workplace situations can get icky and awkward. Try not to boomerang, its normal, but resist it, I speak from experience.

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rooftoptendie 2 points ago +2 / -0

concur. The only thing i'd say is that MAYBE God put this person in their life, maybe it's not likely, but it's also not impossible. So I'd say what you say there about

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Joys1Daughter 2 points ago +2 / -0

THIS! 👆

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AZTrumpette1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

This^

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Q20191776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are you looking for a roboMom or your kids or a wife?

Check your motives. God knows them.

What does the Bible say about marriage?

https://www.openbible.info/topics/marriage_in_heaven

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axrevolutionai 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean, not to play devil's advocate

But I'd say you two hitting it off chemistry wise and in terms of sex is pretty damn important. Especially because you both already have kids, the relationship and its actual compatibility may come into play much more than a relationship where intimacy sinks to the background to pregnancy, birth, raising infants, etc

So if you can both actually hit it off as best friends and also crazy about each other intimately, the likelihood she'll be an amazing and loyal parent to your child is a lot higher

Remember, she was and is a girl before she was a parent..nurturing and cherishing her identity is tippy top. A big part of your kid seeing her as a parent and someone they can trust is them seeing how great you two get along and how you two are as close as you and your wife were

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Slechta5614 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bonus point for throwing tippy top in this

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bubble_bursts [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Been a single dad for a month almost. ... Also, feeling quite down on myself because of how my relationship with my child's mom ended.

Sounds like you have gone through some things, and finally found some freedom. Gratz! Please make sure first and foremost you enjoy and cherish this new found freedom.

I'm looking for someone who would be a great mom to my child.

It's great to hear this. If this is truly your goal, you should first and foremost focus all your energy and establishing a solid foundation as a single dad to your kid. It can't be easy by a long stretch going through parents' divorce. No matter how great a parent is, no one can just step in and take over as a new parent, it also depends on how the child is feeling. You will have plenty of time and oppurtunities down the line to find a new partner.

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rooftoptendie 2 points ago +2 / -0

You really want your kid to accept that you are waiting a grand total of 30 days before finding a new girlfriend? Is that supposed to be perfectly normal and okay with your kid? Is your child an infant or something where they wouldn't remember anyways? Have you thought about if your kid can emotionally accept that, and the impact it will have on their psyche in the future?

and what about her kids, do you know anything about them? How much do you know about them? Do you know anything about her ex?

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50StateLandslide 6 points ago +6 / -0

My child is very young. Too young to really question what's going on. They've adjusted very well to the new normal at home

It's a much healthier household now. Mom took care of the baby, didn't take care of herself or the home at all. Lashed out at me constantly. Made me completely miserable for a long time. Found out she was cheating for months when she took off with another guy who lived 10 hours away.

Also, to clarify, not necessarily trying to rush into a full blown relationship or anything like that after a month. Mostly I'm just interested in getting to know this person better.

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Joys1Daughter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ask her out for coffee...☕ then take it slow and see if a friendship develops.

Most of all pray for God to put the person He wants for you in your path and then pray for the wisdom to recognize that the her.

Praying for your future! 🙏

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rooftoptendie 1 point ago +1 / -0

imo, seems like it should be fine to go on prelim dates. Make sure at some point you take her out somewhere where there's drinks, to find out whether or not she's an alcoholic. If her tolerance is really high, thats no bueno. Or if she doesn't know when to stop, also no bueno.

Also imo, another thing I do with everyone I'm thinking about making my friend or close-person, is test them by leaving cash out somewhere in your home when they come to visit.

And don't trash the shit out of your ex on your dates with New Lady. Women are empathetic, you don't have to say all the details for her to get an idea of what happened, if you trash your ex in front of her, she'll never trust you properly. Some part of her brain will instantly make the connection that if things ever go wrong with the two of you, that's how you'll be talking about her too. It doesn't work to say to her "but don't worry you're different than her". That's how people who end up in cyclical unhealthy relationship patterns talk. Instead you can say "I've learned _____ because of what i went through", and try to see it through the lens of how YOU effed up, not how the ex effed up. The New Lady will know exactly what you mean and will naturally want to take your side in whatever happened from your past so you don't need to advertise your ex-es mistakes and shortcomings.

Also imo, even though your kid has "adjusted really well", there is no child who can go through something like that without psychological ramifications, so keep checking on them and really staying close emotionally to them and giving them lots and lots of hugs and pats on the shoulder and piggy back rides and storytimes, kids need to be held and they need physical contact with their parents, and kids who are under the age of 6 who have a parent who leaves the HH, even moreso. I'm only saying this because I've been through it. If it were me i'd also consistently and gently work at getting them intellectually prepared for preschool, because kids in that kind of situation can go through a few years of 'developmental delay', because their emotions are so heavy, and their confusion and grief takes a while to set in, and it can make it so they overload on intellectual learning faster than other kids, and need more down time than other kids. If your kid is going to school while all this emotional processing is going on, they can end up learning at a slower rate than other kids until they finally do really actually feel better. So any head start you can give them will be helpful for them in the near future when they get to school.

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crazycloud2 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is something that has been nudging me more and more lately. I have prayed more than ever in my life and am learning more than ever about everything. I notice some others lately doing the same. We are taught from early on that what I look at as gifts from God was the work of the devil. When I was saved, I was totally healed and felt the Holy Spirit woosh into me, I have felt more and more connected as the years pass. At first it was overwhelming, I think to show what is possible, then toned down to a level I could function at. I could tell you where the wires in your walls are, the energy from cell towers, transformers, and others looked like black sludge, and I couldn't look long or I would get sick.
I and a friend, I found out today, had experienced slow motion while falling. He agreed with me that it was the most fun falling we ever had. He flew out a truck, about 40 feet and barely got a bruise.
I found out that my neice also a Christian has had dead people talk to her, her entire life. She is like my daughter as I am one of her mothers. (Not Gay) She is in her 40's and she never told me until my Mom, brother and sister visited her with info she could not have known. All of this over the phone and I ended up having a 45 minute conversation with them. I was so much fun, we were all laughing even though my mom wants me to find something, she gave the image of a pirate ship. When we had to call it quits we ended in prayer to Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Please anyone don't be shy, speak up if you have experienced miracles, we know there are far more than they want us to know. Part of the Great Awakening perhaps.

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Mr_A 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amen. Being forthright about these things is often part of why the gifts were granted. I have experienced similar miracles, and enjoy talking about them with others. I also was thrown from a motorcycle about 30 feet without injury.

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gloryhallelujah22 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've always had a gift of precognition and insight.

As a child, things just rolled off my tongue and often I was chastised. For example, phone rings. Mom's friend on the line with a cold. I tell my mom that her friend is on the phone, and I think she is going to die. Mom is horrified and chastises me - after all it is just a cold. Three days later said friend dies of pneumonia, but Mom never comes back to talk to me about my intuition.

Over time I learned to dampen the intuition, but it is still with me. I also learned that it truly is a gift we all have, should we choose to exercise it and use discernment.

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crazycloud2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sad, that society has dampened the gifts, saying they are from santa, (I don't like to say his name). Of course, santa would take the credit for what God gave us.
You reminded me of years ago. I had a phone next to the bed and would wake up to answer it before it rang. My hubby would just cross his eyes, chuckle and go back to sleep.

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uk9994 3 points ago +4 / -1

It depends on your vibrations etc. We have crystals in our brains..the first radios were crystal radios. We transmit signals...prayers etc ...and receive data via the pineal gland ....we only see a fraction of the information out there on the frequency band we are on. Some are tuned in to other frequencies and see and hear more.

The church did/does not want people discovering truths they keep hidden from us that would destroy the fear people live in with their invented hell etc that would destroy their power.

That's why they burnt anyone that had second sight.

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crazycloud2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think water has a lot to do with it also. I built one of those radios in high school, it worked great. They also burn't herbal healers, had to get rid of the competition of new pharma. Frequency plays a huge role in our lives that we don't see, this is what Rife used. I have a spooky 2 rife machine, and can do biofeedback scans to find the frequencies I need if I am not going for something specific. Some things are super fast but some things take longer. Even works remotely for my pets. I am wondering if 5-G could be used to heal those that got the jab.

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uk9994 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would like a spooky but use the frequencies on voff uggla royal rife isotronic sounds so I don't have to wear headphones..although I have headphones I play gateway frequencies now and again..they are binaural beats

It will be great when big pharma destroyed and doctors as they know nothing now..replaced with hydro healing acupuncture frequencies colour healing etc.

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crazycloud2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Q pointed to this also when he posted one of the frequency videos. Symbolism will be their downfall; I think this includes big medicine. People don't understand why I won't go to a doctor if they use the symbol that is on the abdomen of many a santa figures.

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uk9994 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes that was a great sound. Have lost the link to that..do you have it?

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uk9994 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks..a bout ready for sleep now

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crazycloud2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry, I just got tired and need to go sleepy for a while. Broken ribs suck! I would love to read your responses later.

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letsgobrandon41 5 points ago +5 / -0

What do you think the world will be like in 20 years?

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rooftoptendie 7 points ago +7 / -0

Globalists take over all countries, and declare themselves the One World Legislature (O.W.L.) Eric Swallwell becomes World President, and orders only esperanto to be spoken and taught in all schools. The pope names Michael Moore as his successor, who then becomes Pope Obesius the First. He creates the One World Religion, and publishes a holy book "The Book Of Chrislam".

To celebrate the new religion, Dennys comes out with a special "ChriSlam Platter" meal -- a game hen with the spine removed on a bed of microgreens and candied bugs, stuffed with couscous and an old sausage, wrapped in bacon and skewered on a novelty plastic scimitar, then doused with grain alcohol and set on fire at your table. Comes with your choice of soup or allahu salad bar, two sparklers, and a complimentary paper niqab with jesus on the front. so when you wear it, it looks like jesus is eating the game hen.

Christmas has now been changed to Klausmas, and Santa Claus is now officially called "Santa Klaus". As legend has it, Santa Klaus has a list of good boys and girls with high social credit scores, and if you are on that list, Santa will come down the chimney and scoop you up in a big red velvet bag and whisk you off to the North Pole to play with elves and make toys for the rest of your life, lucky you! Its fun! And in your place he will leave your parents toys and cookies to console them about their missing children. Not celebrating Klausmas is punishable by up to 30 years in prison. But no one cares because Klausmas is the only day of the year the power is on for a full 24 hours worldwide!!! Hooray!

Mecca is now a McDonalds, and you must go to McMecca at least once in your lifetime or your children's credit scores will be halved upon your death.

In the name of eco-friendliness, cars are now crank powered. Unless you are rich, in which case you could afford a Land Rover "Eco" which is a self-driving land yacht that runs on Fart Technology.

Criminals now receive hugs instead of prison sentences. Cows are abolished as "Subversive animals", but you can still eat chicken, although you have to pay 54.99/lb if you want the good old fashioned Tumor-Free chicken. People owning lawn equipment or silverware have to be registered to a "Red Flag Watchlist", and must submit to cavity searches before travelling out of state. Rob Reiner and George Clooney were just nominated to the supreme court.

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crazycloud2 3 points ago +3 / -0

You could write a book, that was funny and imaginative.

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gloryhallelujah22 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh my goodness that was funny!

Please, no though.

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uk9994 1 point ago +1 / -0

What an imagination!!!😆😆😆

We ARE living in a one world government....have been for thousands of years !!