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() 🧠 These people are stupid!
posted ago by Devolution1776 ago by Devolution1776 +405 / -3
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bubble_bursts 8 points ago +8 / -0 stickied

Updated image with the most crucial element!

https://greatawakening.win/p/15JAT4LYqQ/x/c/4OcPJlocyOZ

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MudPuddlePie 28 points ago +30 / -2

Ahahhahahahhaaa…oh man. That’s hilarious! Saved.

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AmberWins 12 points ago +12 / -0

(read in Julia Child's voice) ...and then what you wanna do is massage the bird's insides, just get in there and jiggle those giblets.....

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MudPuddlePie 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ahahahahaaa….

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MudPuddlePie 6 points ago +6 / -0

😂. I cant stop laughing at that….

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AmberWins 1 point ago +1 / -0

Memba when SNL was funny?

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PepeSee 4 points ago +4 / -0

7:48 AM MDT and you've already won the internet for the day.

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BidenAintMyPrezzi 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm just picturing Julia fisting a turkey elbow deep

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realusadreamer 25 points ago +25 / -0

Yes, lurker here but freaking awesome.

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PLRBR 17 points ago +17 / -0

Budget Penn and Teller

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Strelnieks 5 points ago +5 / -0

So disappointing Penn switched teams.

Edit: Or... now that I think about it, he could've been playing the conservative role in the past. Just another clown infotainment actor.

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YeshuaSupreme 7 points ago +7 / -0

They were always atheists, so they were always on wrong team.

I too thought they were good guys when I was younger. They didn't change, I did.

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rooftoptendie 1 point ago +1 / -0

my kids got into them for a while, and this was post p-gate.

watching them with new eyes, i just get a hunch that the tall one with the curly hair is compromised and evil. Don't know about the little guy though.

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Idaho 13 points ago +14 / -1

Perpetual lurker here, pass the wine.

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Themessenger777 12 points ago +13 / -1

Gotta love our mods here....they take no shit! For all you shills, you can't hide, you people glow! We're not like other places you go, here.....your out of your league. Best if you just slither away.

Blessings....

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ChronicMetamorphosis [M] 9 points ago +11 / -2

This guy knows how its done!

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sunnyinvegas 9 points ago +10 / -1

I have no words to express the joy I received from this

Perhaps the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

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FractalizingIron 8 points ago +8 / -0

Surely there should be a turbo updoodle function, one that pedes could use say, once a month, or once a week.

Coz this post needs about 1000 updoots, fast. And this pede has only one. :(

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emcofan31 8 points ago +9 / -1

I laughed at this at first...and then thought- considering the alphabet people and glowfags we are up against- this may actually encourage them! These people are sick!

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MahaYoshi 8 points ago +8 / -0

Chicken pox outbreak incoming?

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S_N_A_K_E 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah don't threaten them with a good time lol

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catsfive [M] 8 points ago +8 / -0

OMG I'm crying

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LargeFarva 8 points ago +8 / -0

kek

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Rtuiipp 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lurker here

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FractalizingIron 5 points ago +5 / -0

updoodle for bona fide lurking

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Chaimgang87 8 points ago +9 / -1

Damn it, I just spit my beer out laughing at this!

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TheyWereCones 7 points ago +7 / -0

HAAAH!

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Oasis5150 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well said. 😎

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MidnightDriver 6 points ago +6 / -0

obligatory "I don't get it?"

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FractalizingIron 12 points ago +12 / -0

Have you never cooked a turkey, a goose, or a chicken?

He's gutting it and stuffing it. Strange that you would think of this in any other way.

How do you gut a shill (or turkey) and prep it for cooking in the oven? Like this.

You may want to check your projection skills here... As a home-based chef, I resonate with the meme. And NOT (ew) in the way you describe it!!!

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rooftoptendie 8 points ago +8 / -0

because he's cooking! cooking is fun! there is no chef out there that cries or holds a funeral for a piece of chicken. ya just gut it, clean it, dress it, truss it, cook it and make some eats!

its a little more odd when people can't do this because that's like a predator that dont know how to feed itself. if all you know how to do is go "duh, kroger". not that it's not common, it is. But just who has more psychological hangups? I don't think it's the chef.

my condolences that this meme grossed you out, I laughed, and then stopped laughing, and then laughed some more, and then I laughed again.

anyways my point here is just like, because you don't know how to deal with a raw chicken, does that mean it's immature? no, it just means you have different tastes and sensibilities. No need to look down on that which you don't resonate with. You can just say "i hate this disgusting meme" instead of calling people immature and so forth...

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PepeSee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah you cry if the live lobster pinches you.

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FractalizingIron 3 points ago +3 / -0

You are right. It's your own personal opinion. But I think you're projecting to the max.

Without trying to put you down, wouldn't you say its contradictory to eat meat on the one hand, but be disgusted where it comes from n the other? Like someone who wants to have babies, but cannot stand doing diapers or feeding them, etc.

I'm the opposite. More and more I reflect on the fact that for millenia, our ancestors ate and lived by directly handling the things they ate. When they ate lamb, or beef, or pork, they killed the animal, gutted it, dealt with it blood and guts and all. And, the more honorable civilizations appreciated the life the animal was giving them. They weren't disgusted by what God had created.

Modern, corporate urban life has created massive disconnects between people and the world in which they live. The anti-meat, you will eat bugs or factory made meat people want to make that disconnect even greater. But, as we disconnect from God's creation, we disconnect further and further from ourselves, imo.

BTW, if you can spot pedophiles by what they look like, wow. I don't think 99.98% of the human population can do that. Most of us recognize pedophiles by their actions, not by what they look like!!!

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MudPuddlePie 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ya, no. Pedo never crossed my mind. I think you missed the point.

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Emyrylde 4 points ago +4 / -0

One key word you are missing. The mods aren't "cooking" a bird they are ROASTING it!

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MordenGeist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Soooo, have ever you considered, now just hear me out, that instead of commenting on something you find distasteful in a meme that resonates with everyone else to maybe....I dunno...move along?

Sure fire way to not get down voted and eliminates the need to vomiting additional justifications to defend the indefensible. Just a pro-tip. But only the tip.

Seriously. This board has no mercy to that sort of "muh feels" BS. Save that tripe for twatter or fakebook.

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ThisIsHowItStarts 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s OK I removed all my comments because everybody was getting butt hurt. Get it lol butt hurt.

I thought for a moment I got it all wrong. Because I thought maybe he was shoving his hand down the neck/throat area, but once I re-examining the picture, I was right - he has his hand shoved down the chickens ass.

Anyway resoundingly everybody seems to love this meme, so I removed my negative comments. But whatever, not everybody has to like everything that everybody post here. And if people want to download me I have no problem with that. I’m not here for the votes. I’m here for the friends.

And as rooftop Tendie was so kind to reply to me in a more positive manner, because I think we have a good rapport. But I do have a thick skin and I don’t allow others to bring me down. I just see things different in the world than some people, and I’m OK with that.

Thank you for being kind yourself. God bless you and have a great day!

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QforSweden 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was not expecting to see Edward Blom and his wife here. Blom is a swedish tv-star known for his big appetite and jovial nature.

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ThisIsHowItStarts 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had no idea who either of the two were I just thought it was a meme. Interesting

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369Q 6 points ago +6 / -0

Top kek.

The man on the pictures name is Edward Blom and his wife.

And yes, this guy is not PC at least and he is a believer in Christ . He is famous in Sweden for being a national romantic historian and foodie.

This guy is basically living in the 1910s still. He has that mindset and he it’s almost as he knows how funny it looks to others. He is a walking humor show

The anon who made struck meme-magick gold.

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bubble_bursts 5 points ago +5 / -0

There needs to be a label of "Sauce" somewhere in this picture!

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FractalizingIron 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ask, and you shall receive.

Or just comment.

https://files.catbox.moe/oh65lx.jpeg

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bubble_bursts 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nice !!

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ATLAS_ONE 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks like Jovan Pulitzer searching for watermarks.

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amarQ144 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ain't that the bunghole?

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redtoe-skipper 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cornholio.

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Wtf_socialismreally 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eeeww gonna get monkey pizza

Edit: POX

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newchina 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tippy top right here.

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2ndenthusiast 3 points ago +4 / -1

Wut? Washing hands loudly

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Dashmoomoo 3 points ago +4 / -1

It sounds like punching your fist in a jar of mayonaise repeatedly.

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CobaltPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is terrifyingly accurate.

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GizzardPuke 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn straight !

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1otismalotis1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, what a way to start a Wednesday

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Miztivin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I need this meme base. Lmao.

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TheEternalTwoWeeks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember when people said this was a serious Q research board? I dont

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Munchaussen 2 points ago +2 / -0

I found this post helpful back when I was "new". Wayshuba if you are still here under a different account...Thank you. https://greatawakening.win/p/11S0SQdhm1/moves-and-countermoves--understa/

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Nicathu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow, that man is a legend! His name is Edward Blom and he's Swedish. My favorite clip with EB is when he gives us his best hang-over tips: Put 500 g cheese in the microwave owen for 5-6, stir and add some left-over drinks from the night before and voila, you'll soon feel better.

I'll add the clip, sorry about the TY-link:

https://youtu.be/qkdYC8L4Fn0

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SoMuchWinning45 2 points ago +2 / -0

ewwwwwwwwwww

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LanaForge 2 points ago +2 / -0

The shit eating grin makes it

Where do you guys find this stuff? 🤣

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PepeSee 2 points ago +5 / -3

Those are two unattractive people.

I mean shit, the one on the left. And then, oh my fucking cow, the one on the right.

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bigsix 5 points ago +5 / -0

Chicken looks pretty good tho!

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FractalizingIron 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow. Dude(tte), that ain't a chicken. That's a turkey or a goose. Chickens ain't got that much neck.

Now the guy doing the stuffin. He's prolly a chicken.

signed, foodieanon

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dominickmilford 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow, I apologize for my supreme ignorance and I am thoroughly ashamed. Can you believe I have 10+ years in restaurants, cooking? Jesus, I can't....

Anyhow thanks for checking me. You are clearly correct just look at all that skin. My problem was likely that I didnt actually look at the photo for long enough.

For instance, I also just noticed the dude's expression, looking right at the camera. Amazing!

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Strelnieks 3 points ago +4 / -1

I feel the wine needs to be box wine though. Would give it just the perfect dash of extra cringe.

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dominickmilford 3 points ago +4 / -1

You can tell that chicken is a leftist groomer too, I mean look at the size of that guy! He just fit his huge mitten in there like nothing though! That chicken is a power bottom queen obviously.

That chicken was definitely in the middle of that orgy in Spain and now its probably got monkey pox. Siiiiick.

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DisapprovingNarwhal 4 points ago +6 / -2

Nah you’re just projecting

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FractalizingIron 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, dost thou disapprove so much? Ain't seen you round here for the better part of a year.

Or is that you with the wine glass?

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polish_snausage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe the chicken...😂

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FractalizingIron 3 points ago +3 / -0

Could be. Keks.

Wine glass was an allusion to "lurker". The Narwhal hasn't posted or commented in about 10 months!

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PepeSee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Narwhal in username = manatee IRL

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