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RugerP89 19 points ago +20 / -1

Of course this isn't a shitpost. It's Comms.

Comms involves Symbolism. And Celebs are often attributed symbolism for ideas or events. Lady Gaga for example = "Gag", and she has a tattoo correlating with that. Pamela Anderson = "sex tape", as that is how she rose to fame. There is specific meaning conveyed when Lady Gaga stands behind George Bush for a photograph, or when Pamela Anderson hand delivers a sandwich to Julian Assange.

What does Mike Lindell symbolize the most? Pillows. What are pillows used for? Sleeping. What was Lindell's big crusade in 2021? The 2020 Election Fraud. What became of it? Nothing. Placated us frens for awhile. Should we be surprised? In Comms, the messaging Patriots were conveying to other Comms Aware folks was that they were "sleeping" on the 2020 Election fraud for now.

Reconcile the symbol of Mike Lindell + Coffee. Waking up. 2020 Election Fraud is waking up. It helps to think like a child when it comes to deciphering Comms.

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master_kek 6 points ago +6 / -0

🎇⚡🎉🇺🇸🦅

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ThetruthSpreadsinNY 16 points ago +16 / -0

Hmm is there a Myphone yet?

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WeAreThePlan 5 points ago +5 / -0

That would be very cool. There have been a few attempts at a globalist-free mobile phone, but none that seem to have caught on. And even if the phone doesn't have fuckery, what about the networks?

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Forthelead 5 points ago +5 / -0

https://cognitivecarbon.substack.com/p/about-those-patriot-phones?s=w

Read right through to the end. You can not escape.

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WeAreThePlan 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is a great article. I will let Ashland Dog know about it for his summary.

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NooneFor2024II 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for sharing this. Have been meaning to ask if anyone here has been using patriot mobile to see what their thoughts on it are.

And nvm... link NOT about patriot mobile afterall. My bad.

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74nooffub 5 points ago +5 / -0

At least we know they're watching us instead of thinking we're safe behind an anonymized phone on a totally not-anonymous network.

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KathrynMarie 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm looking forward to the release of the Q phone by the military!!

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raver9876 14 points ago +14 / -0

I want a pillow that makes coffee and then shoots it through a tube into my mouth in the morning so I can wake up.

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MICHIGANisRED 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sounds like a prison style wakeup, except it's coffee..

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rightymighty 3 points ago +3 / -0

hahahaha

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Bedminster 10 points ago +10 / -0

Give him the business not those faggots at black rifle!

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Orangetastic 9 points ago +9 / -0

I like Mike, but at $25/lb it better be the absolutely best coffee on the planet or at least let use the resulting brew as a gasoline substitute.

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TitoshandmadePatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed it's rather expensive for the weight. And I buy from small coffee companies normally you're paying 15 a pound

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queue-anon 0 points ago +4 / -4

Mike is a Paytriot

kek

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Michonne21 6 points ago +6 / -0

Miké is a hero. I put in an order for his coffee as soon as I could. Mike is an American treasure. Place your order before supplies run out!!! https://mystore.com/

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brain_dead 6 points ago +6 / -0

Interesting. Just in time to wake up. Haha.

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Cpleb 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek….it’s like we’re living in a satire

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davidwilcox 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ow, my wallet!

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raver9876 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually if you make your own coffee and put it in a thermos and avoid going to Starbucks, you’ll make back that $25 after about a week. And a bag of coffee should’ve at least last you two or three weeks.

But you probably never go to Starbucks so good on you.

PS: What’s up with the secret space program these days, is it still secret?

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davidwilcox 1 point ago +1 / -0

sorry, space program?

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raver9876 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m just joking. Is your name really David Wilcox? Because that’s the exact same name as the self proclaimed UFO expert David Wilcox.

There are a lot of good legitimate UFO experts (Richard Dolan) out there but unfortunately David Wilcox promotes a theory called the secret space program and there are some people associated with him that are putting out stories about how they were members of it that involve things like time travel and bases on Mars.

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davidwilcox 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah not my real name, just made it up.

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AngelTrumpet 4 points ago +4 / -0

He has a good heart, but I'm not going to buy overpriced goods just to virtue signal, he already has a huge pile of cash. I don't donate money to political causes ether, but am more than willing to be involved with my time.

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merf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Liberals are still owning us on coffee. We need to up our single-origin pour over game.

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AngelCole 3 points ago +3 / -0

I said something about the same Friday evening when I was waiting for POTUS'S rally. Mr. My Pillow is now not only putting us to sleep but waking us up with My Coffee. Based pillow merchant becomes based covfefe merchant.😏😎😉

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LuvTheSmellofFreedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

coffee = time to wake up

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TDanonDJTJR2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Finally something to replace those pieces of shit at Black Rifle Coffee that failed to stand with Kyle Rittenhouse & his black rifles.

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NOTWOKE 2 points ago +2 / -0

He needs to make MY-KCUPS

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ColinRobinson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mike Lindell for VP on the 2024 run.

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American-Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Madlad

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The_Knight_of_sunset 2 points ago +2 / -0

Any uses for coffee other than drinking? I do not drink coffee.

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LucilleBrawl 4 points ago +4 / -0

Meat rubs are good with coffee grounds!

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Cpleb 3 points ago +3 / -0

Go on…

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LucilleBrawl 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://www.smokedbbqsource.com/bbq-coffee-rub/

It's been a long time since I made one, but I liked it when I did. Brave search it. ;)

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master_kek 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤨

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LucilleBrawl 3 points ago +3 / -0

Give it a shot!

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17CallingGloria 2 points ago +2 / -0

Coffee grounds or diluted coffee can be added to soil for garden plants that do better with a more acidic soil level, such as blueberries.

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momster2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good to put the used coffee grounds in your soil. Helps plants, like roses, for example.

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TaQo 1 point ago +2 / -1

Act now and we'll pick these delicious beans out of a spider monkey's crap for your patriotic culinary enjoyment 🐒💩

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Barrabbas -4 points ago +1 / -5

Coffee is poison.

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HunterzCrackPipe 5 points ago +5 / -0

So is everything else.

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Barrabbas -1 points ago +1 / -2

It is not. My diet is as little poison as possible.

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HunterzCrackPipe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok 98%.

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Barrabbas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Enjoy being a stressed annoying guy who always argues with people, because you can't get over your coffee addiction.

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HunterzCrackPipe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm more of a red bull guy.

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Barrabbas 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't care.

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HunterzCrackPipe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn...what's got ur panties in a bunch Barrabbass? Fuck you too