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SuckaFree 19 points ago +19 / -0

This article reads as if it's true.

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patriotic_legend 3 points ago +5 / -2

satire

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HonestBobbin 1 point ago +1 / -0

& yet it still seems likely to be so in 1 year with how other satire has been going.

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patriotic_legend 2 points ago +3 / -1

yes, the riduculous is all they are pushing so we are not far off.

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keeptherepublic100 14 points ago +14 / -0

fucking clown world. this guys needs to die

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's literally the Bee. I hate when people post links to the Bee with no indication it's of the Bee.

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keeptherepublic100 4 points ago +4 / -0

The crazier part is it could be true

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keeptherepublic100 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yea wtf

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

In agony from his own poison. Pump him full until he bursts.

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SuckaFree 10 points ago +11 / -1

There's NOTHING in the Constitution that says Corporations have rights. They're not living, breathing entities.

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zanonks 5 points ago +5 / -0

babylon bee is satire :)

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placekicker17 13 points ago +13 / -0

Used to be satire. Now, maybe the most reliable source of news that we have.

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zanonks 1 point ago +1 / -0

the headline about scotus and healthcare workers yesterday was spot on!

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Ogjp 3 points ago +3 / -0

I used to be able to easily differentiate between earnest beliefs and satire... I canโ€™t anymore. Lol

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10122046 4 points ago +4 / -0

Corps were given Personhood. Look into it.

Thereโ€™s a great flick called The Corporation. You may find it interesting.

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Azorca 7 points ago +7 / -0

Beware the wounded animal..... And they are animals.

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FEARNOT 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hope to see this criminal executed.

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morum 6 points ago +6 / -0

can we get a shitpost flair?

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ILearnedToCode 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its Babylon bee

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Wtf_socialismreally 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah so shit post flair it.

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ILearnedToCode -2 points ago +0 / -2

Babylon bee doesnt require a shitpost flair, it is literally a satire news site

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is no indication that this is the Bee in either the title or the image. I had to scroll three comments down. It is also clearly confusing several people here.

So yes, in cases like this, it does.

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CQVFEFE 4 points ago +4 / -0

Used to be, when the Supreme Court handed down a decision, that was that. Nobody tried to pretend the ruling was unfair or invalid or that the Justices weren't legit, any of that nonsense.

No more.

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nobody knew the court had been corrupted then.

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Cheesecakecrush 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nobody gives a flying fuck about CEO's rights. You get absurd amounts of money to fucking LEAVE a company, you have plenty of 'rights' now go fuck yourself.

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Hing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's a tissue.

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tail11 2 points ago +2 / -0

As CEO he has one priority - to make money for the shareholders. There is no concern over health with these pharma pigs.

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94f450d 1 point ago +1 / -0

This mandate being shut down.does this somehow shut down the mask mandates as well? Or set the stage for getting them thrown out as well?

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KimJung-Un 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look at this little weasel.

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

The weak weasel face of a freak that murderd millions

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Kunkussion 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lel, you love to see it

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onedongerlonger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Getting real tired of seeing this zionist POS, even when it's satire.

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Miztivin 1 point ago +1 / -0

... To force people to buy our products.

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onedongerlonger 1 point ago +1 / -0

cough Obamacare cough

Supreme Court - "The Individual Mandate is a tax..."

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Miztivin 2 points ago +2 / -0

1/100 reasons why Obama care should be ruled unconstitutional. I hate the current state of this country.

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hildberht 1 point ago +1 / -0

Got a feeling being violated is something he may need to get used to.

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KAG_Hawk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Medical tyranny and corruption... brought to you by Pfizer

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magachudd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Needs shitpost flair

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purkiss80 [S] -1 points ago +1 / -2

Well, i thought it would be pretty obvious by looking at the statement I made in the headline combined with my first comment which was a link to the Babylonbee...

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magachudd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I saw that later. Just there's a lot of quick scrolling that occurs and and Babylon Bee logo isn't on the image. Just my observation and suggestion.

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JSSS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck Off Ass Wipe.................

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Lopeover 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this a joke?

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purkiss80 [S] -1 points ago +1 / -2

Ummm, Yes...

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Lopeover 1 point ago +1 / -0

One never knows for sure with all the outlandish things some people are saying.

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10122046 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sad but I suspect he believes this.

Strings are being cut.

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Symko 1 point ago +1 / -0

No one is stopping you from injecting it into yourself. We would encourage you to do that.