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B1GdickBonanza 46 points ago +46 / -0

they really want these morons to get shot. change my mind

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RippleX 27 points ago +27 / -0

Well yeah, this may be the setup to the false flag perhaps?

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GodWins_76 17 points ago +17 / -0

100% setup for false flag. They want one of their people to get shot as an excuse to ramp up gun confiscation narrative. Don't let them win. Just ignore any socialist idiot pushing the jab that shows up at your door. In fact don't even open the door. Just blast your stereo with God Bless America at top volume until they give up and leave.

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Quiet_Lib 12 points ago +12 / -0

Just read the script. Just lie and tell them you're already vaccinated and shut the door. No way for them to check anyway. Though they are writing down which houses are vaccinated or not.

In the end it it doesn't really matter though.

The core problem is that they don't or won't need anyone to act out.

That's the entire point of a FF.

They've set up the board and then just some rando will gun down a group of them and the media will clutch its pearls and blame "ignorant rednecks" and Biden will have what he needs to push his agenda.

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GetsTheNogginJoggin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just don’t answer the door in the first place.

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Quiet_Lib 3 points ago +3 / -0

They can heeeeear you.

"I know you're in there!"

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charwoman 3 points ago +3 / -0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPksAzf-Rl8 "Sorry. You'll have to come back later. We're doing the dishes."

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Blandeaux 1 point ago +1 / -0

Better to get a protest going and shoo them out of the neighborhood

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Tree_Frog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good point! It looks like it's a county health department operation, and if private groups giving jabs are returning data at a snails' pace, there's no way for them to know who is vaccinated (unless you tell them.) Even if a county health dept. does collate jab data, it will take another year or two to reconcile all the bad info on the forms and do a geographic/census matchup.

It will be much more fun if we tell them the household is fully vaccinated and screw up their databases.

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Quiet_Lib 3 points ago +3 / -0

Plus the fact that you have a bunch of poorly trained people out there collecting this data. Reliability is not going to be high.

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Tree_Frog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ha! Going door-to-door during the summer during record heat in the West and high humidity everywhere else? That won't do wonders for the reliability either!

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Graceunderfire 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is good advice, is it bad that I'm disappointed that they won't be getting shot?

I mean that's just some cosmic justice, push the shot, get shot.

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stevethefish76 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yes. They'll gladly sacrifice their pawns if it gives them an excuse to blast how "anti-vaxxers are a terrorist threat" by the Wormtongue Media.

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Qanaut 31 points ago +31 / -0

Install a camera and a sprinkler system. Have a little fun with these commies.

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Imin-theinternet 8 points ago +8 / -0

Done lol and its controlled via cell phone so while they talk to me the sprinklers will activate

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ravonaf 27 points ago +27 / -0

No trespassing means no trespassing. It has nothing to do with solicitors. Telling their people to break the law is going to get a LOT of people into trouble.

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PepeSee 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hence lots of advice going around recently to add that sign specifically.

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AngelCole 19 points ago +19 / -0

Don't open your door. Talk through it instead, tell them to leave your property or you'll call the police. I only open the door for clearly marked delivery people.

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One_Man_Militia 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'm answering completely nude and with the voice of Stewart (snl when it was funny) I'll proclaim "look what I can do" then start slapping my thighs with my big "him/ he" pronoun indicator.

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Queef_Anon 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Stewart, quit pullin on yer goo-goo!"

"Idonwanoo!"

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GodWins_76 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I have to make brown bubbles!"

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Queef_Anon 4 points ago +4 / -0

😂 Stewart is damn near a poster child for the typical leftist.

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unruly 5 points ago +5 / -0

that was MADtv :)

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PepeSee 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL and even then it was annihilating SNL which still wasn't completely horrible yet.

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Whirlybot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Need some video of this.

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FinalGatekeeper 15 points ago +15 / -0

If you're home, meet them at the door with a blow torch in your hand. Have them place all their paperwork on the ground. Tell them to stand back 6 feet. Incinerate paperwork. Thank them for their time. Shut the door.

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PepeSee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hilarious but probably "destruction of gov't property" or something

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CokeOrPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s on your property

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Stinky_Stork 3 points ago +3 / -0

Location doesnt impact ownership..

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P900 13 points ago +13 / -0

“The side affects aren’t nearly as bad as a BAD case of Covid.”

I thought that was interesting. It was also interesting how hard the sell for J&J is. They are prepared to refute any negative response.such as it not being as effective as the others. Notice also they are told to say they only trust three sources for accurate information which interestingly does not include the CDC.

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LoobintheToobin 4 points ago +4 / -0

For the J&J response:

Steven Johnson syndrome https://www.wric.com/news/local-news/goochland-county-man-suffers-rare-severe-reaction-to-covid-19-vaccine/ https://archive.vn/Cbyu4

https://stillnessinthestorm.com/2021/03/young-people-are-now-dying-following-the-experimental-johnson-and-johnson-covid-injections/

Feb 9 2020: Efficacy of single shot reported at only 66%, “J&J CEO says people may need annual COVID-19 vaccine shots for next several years” https://archive.vn/QIqiC

April 7 2021: “Women say they are having heavier and more painful PERIODS since getting their COVID-19 vaccines - as several claim it has also messed up their monthly cycle” https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9446907/Some-women-report-heavier-painful-PERIODS-getting-COVID-19-vaccine.html “revealing their heavy flow, worsened cramps, and irregular timing — with one saying she spent 16 days bleeding after getting the Johnson & Johnson shot.” “'Does this have to do with the way the vax response is mounting a broader inflammatory response, possibly moreso because of the lipid nanoparticle or mRNA mechanism? Either way I am fascinated! Inflammation + tissue remodeling = extra bleedypants!' she added.” Also moderna Someone admits to feeling scared to admit the vaccine caused her problem but after the second shot she knew.

Stroke sad https://local12.com/news/nation-world/father-of-7-suffers-stroke-family-blames-johnson-johnson-vaccine

https://greatawakening.win/p/12jJLC89C5/experts-anyone-who-got-jj-vax-sh/c/

July 3 2021: “Jeff Kimpland: Syracuse man warned by 6-year-old son “don’t get the J&J shot daddy,” dead nine weeks after Johnson & Johnson injection”https://archive.vn/md3Rk https://thecovidblog.com/2021/07/03/jeff-kimpland-syracuse-man-warned-by-6-year-old-son-dont-get-the-jj-shot-daddy-dead-nine-weeks-after-johnson-johnson-injection/

And for the lighter symptoms lie:

March 9 2021: ”Outbreak of DEATH occurs at Canadian nursing home following mass vaccination of patients and staff” https://archive.ph/YUzIe “You can have transmission even when people are fully vaccinated,” Henry told reporters. “The illness seems to be milder and doesn’t transmit as much [and we] won’t see rapid explosive outbreaks.” As it turns out, the exact opposite of what Henry claims occurred at Cottonwoods, where those who took the injections suffered horrific adverse events, including death. Meanwhile, the rest of BC, much of which has not been vaccinated, would seem to be doing just fine.

Pdf: https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/975909/S1182_SPI-M-O_Summary_of_modelling_of_easing_roadmap_step_2_restrictions.pdf The resurgence in both hospitalisations and deaths is dominated by those that have received two doses of the vaccine, comprising around 60% and 70% of the wave respectively.

April 7 2021: “People are contracting COVID-19 after vaccination; doctors explain why” https://archive.ph/Nkbo4 We do have some people that are quite a bit sicker. It still kind of depends on the age of the person, the underlying health conditions. All that stuff that kind of affects your COVID outcomes, still affects you the same even after you’ve been vaccinated,” said North Dakota Department of Health Immunization Surveillance Coordinator Jenny Galbraith.

Health experts say “efficacy” numbers reflect results from clinical trials, which should not be mistaken for “effectiveness,” or real world application.

https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/21-of-22-recently-vaccinated-priests-in-french-retirement-home-test-positive-for-covid “At any rate, getting COVID proved to be less of a risk to him than to the other members of his community.” Easier to get covid than to get vaxxed and get covid.

Especially don’t get the “vaccine” if you’ve had “covid”: Immunity is better. Having natural immunity and getting the covid shot increases your chances of side effects Video: https://mobile.twitter.com/GerardPinzone/status/1395055598262235143

https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/australian-gp-rings-alarm-dont-get-the-vaccine-if-youve-had-covid-19

https://patriots.win/p/12ih0L9Knw/natural-immunity-is-more-robust-/c/

Video. April 15 2021: Breakthrough: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vdm-xGdUR0&feature=youtu.be “I just feel that when you take a vaccine you know that you can still get COVID and you still got to do your measures but to know that you're taking your vaccine and you can still be critical is another thing. It's really not a good thing to know that you can get that sick and maybe lose your life even if you're fully vaccinated," added Eugene.”

Risk assessment ratio falls flat: June 21 2021: The Safety of COVID-19 Vaccinations—We Should Rethink the Policy https://www.mdpi.com/2076-393X/9/7/693/htm Currently, we see 16 serious side effects per 100,000 vaccinations, and the number of fatal side effects is at 4.11/100,000 vaccinations. For three deaths prevented by vaccination we have to accept two inflicted by vaccination.

Predicted cases prevented vs myocarditis: https://greatawakening.win/p/12jJBvdPAf/so-let-me-get-this-straight-for-/c/

Full PDF archive: “COVID-19 mRNA vaccines in adolescents and young adults: Benefit-risk discussion”https://files.catbox.moe/6yiym5.pdf

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justmadethisacc7725 1 point ago +1 / -0

That last cat box link recommends the vaccines based on the data lol

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justmadethisacc7725 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also the June 21 article you posted has been retracted...

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LoobintheToobin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hmmm which link is that. Thanks for the heads up

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Deplorable_Badger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ask them to provide the complete list of ingredients in the J&J vaccine so you can make an informed decision.

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BQnita 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ima let our Belgian Shepards 'answer' the door.

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P900 8 points ago +8 / -0

It is interesting how many lies they are made to tell!!!

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July_1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

it's the government so this makes sense.

But anything beyond a census is too far.

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unruly 6 points ago +6 / -0

Perhaps not soliciting, but you are TRESPASSING!

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yldngo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Idea: Patriots start canvasing there own neighborhoods to unite with other Patriots. Write nothing down simply build local networks with other Patriots. I'm sure some of us have done this already. United we are strong.

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Soesch 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think I’ll pretend not to be able to hear or understand as they try and be speak through their face diaper. I’m sorry... just can’t understand you. Could you take that useless diaper off your face?

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Icepck 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love to reply incorrectly to anybody wearing a mask. Muffled, "have you had the vaccine?" sounds like something about Maxine, so a good reply might be, "is she in town? I don't really want to meet her, thanks." And shut the door.

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PepeSee 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Ignore 'no soliciting' signs" - yup hence the advice already posted here a few times to add a "no trespassing" one.

"Regardless of how people respond, have confidence that you are making a difference and helping to save lives."

Of course! Saving Lives is all any of this has ever been about! Virtuous Signalers, go forth!

Baaaarf

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pkripper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Put up a no trespassing sign with the phone number (___) 382-5968 below it. They probably won't get the message without a goigle search though.

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PepeSee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha, um, I admit, I searched the number and don't get it myself.

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pkripper 1 point ago +1 / -0

(___) FUC-KYOU is the number

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PepeSee 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL ok it's been ages since I thought about the letters on a phone dial.

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pkripper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or a better one is () 463-9467. Translates to () GOD-WINS

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Lenguado 4 points ago +4 / -0

Must post NO TRESPASSING signs. If they violate the signs, they were warned. Can be arrested - or worse....

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TheSkipperTwo 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you do end up talking to these people, be sure to ask them if they've ever had an STD. Since we're sharing medical information and all.

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prometheus_xiii 4 points ago +4 / -0

Run your house through the back door, when they go to see who awnsers the front; greet them with a big wet smile.

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magachudd 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is definitely some commie-ass bullshit. They are trying to instigate a reaction from us to call us violent. Beware!

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ythehorses 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone comes to your freaking door, IF you decide to talk to them - make sure to flip the tables. Do NOT answer ANY questions; ask them questions and demand their answers. THEY came to you, so they are in the HOT seat. Perhaps read off a list of statistics about COVID-19 vaccine deaths. Play a video from one of the leading doctors warning about COVID vaccines. Get out pen and paper and ask them for their name, address, phone number, every detail you can think of. Video record them. Ask them basic questions about the Constitution and American history. Ask them about the Cult that they obviously belong to. Be creative.

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pattrn 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm planning on just lying to them. Hopefully they keep detailed lists.

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Riggs99 3 points ago +3 / -0

As said, info has been leaking out now to make people angry about the shot and govt. They are now pushing into homes - HOPING for a violent reaction, and even a single one will be spun out into massive "Well clearly anti-vaxxers are violent Qanon crazies - so we HAVE to take their guns and force compliance because they are beyond reason."

Just based on the odds someone will get violent, and that will be used against everyone.

Whatever they deserve is irrelevant - this is a war and people acting stupid lose.

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Falling_ferret 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's chess, our guns are our ace in the hole and they want to force us to move our queens out to be crowned too early. If you use your guns now, it's like leaving her alone in the middle of the board just waiting to be jumped over by one if their pawns. No guns until the only thing we have left are guns, until then purely lawful use only.

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LoobintheToobin 3 points ago +3 / -0

They don’t even trust the CDC. As of the conversations would really go that way. Thanks for sharing.

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RaisingAZPatriots 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who the hell answers the door if you aren’t expecting someone? FFS just ignore them.

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RC22 2 points ago +2 / -0

I could have fun with this, I would dress up like a giant needle and go knocking on doors

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MammasAlwaysRIGHT 2 points ago +2 / -0

Illinois is the worst

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CopperKid 2 points ago +2 / -0

My Pitbull and Shepherd will be happy to listen to them scream as they run for the gate to get off my property whilst dodging the aluminum baseball bat aimed at their head by a raging Patriot with a score to settle! I choose to not carry/use a gun because I would certainly shoot them, no questions asked otherwise. Bats and machete’s are my go to “get off my lawn” devices. The right to bear arms… any and all arms… is the way I interpret that. Anyways, I’m a terrible shot lol, but I can hit a homer and slice a melon in half in mid-air. Fek around and find out… 😈🍿🐸🇺🇸

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kamalas_knees 2 points ago +2 / -0

Perfect opportunity for the public reveal of my Spit from Zombie Tools.

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Megadeth 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll make a deal with them. I will let them knock on my door and spew their spiel IF and ONLY IF they send their white liberal gestapo door to door and get everyone vaccinated on the South Side of Chicago first.

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deskfan 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is ZERO reason to be polite or open the door to these people.

At their base core, they are coming to "inform" you because deep down in their little black hearts they believe you are too stupid to know whats good for you.

Its condescending as hell. Its insulting. Their appearance at your door is not because they "care". ITS BECAUSE THEY THINK YOU ARE STUPID.

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Mutti2 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are tracking who is vaxxed and where they live. Just tell them everyone in the house is full caused and have a nice day. You don't want them knowing where you are a d have your house marked.

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TrishaUK 1 point ago +1 / -0

Time to get that guard dog!

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pbassman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Spray them with a hose. When they are wet enough, they'll leave.

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Smeg 1 point ago +1 / -0

**Told to ignore signs?

That's a great way to get people shot.**

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Nightcereus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't answer the door, but a fun fantasy could be...

I envision saying to them something like this, 'either you do not know the (actual) facts about the dangers of this experimental gene therapy injection, or you do not have a conscience.'

Then start with the facts that they do not want to hear. 99.95% recovery rate, 9000+ reported deaths and climbing quickly at Vaers, myocarditis, graphene oxide, magnetism, and on and on...

Scare them a bit with truth and them remind them that it is a burned bridge situation that can never be reversed.

Might be fun to watch them run.

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P900 1 point ago +1 / -0

Excellent!

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Kekshot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bouncing betties. Hits'em right on their atrophied balls.

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fbastiat17 1 point ago +1 / -0

Engrish: "If someone says is angry or rude, try to not take it personally. They may just be having a bad day. Brush it off and on to the next door!"

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deeluna 1 point ago +1 / -0

From what I've been told, they aren't "vaccinators" as in going door to door delivering th jab to your door, but soliciting information on the vaccine. Not that it makes the situation any better really.

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RonPaulRepublican 1 point ago +1 / -0

Absolute insanity

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CokeOrPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Drench them and their paperwork with the water hose.