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TallestSkil 5 points ago +6 / -1

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She looks in her 40s.

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PepeTheFrug 5 points ago +5 / -0

thats not a hobbit, thats a gollum

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GarudaDarkblack 4 points ago +4 / -0

Se eats like a hobbit though. Third breakfast, anyone?

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somedaygurl 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why are so many of these women from around Spokane? Why do they pretend nothing is wrong with them?

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GarudaDarkblack 7 points ago +7 / -0

Spokane is less than 30 minutes from Idaho and these are posted by IdahoMan. Spokane used to be the more conservative part of the state but they've been invaded by Californians due to the lower cost of living. Californians came in, bought high end homes with cash, drove up the housing prices and brought their politics with them. Now Spokane is becoming Seattle 2.0 with all the drug users, mental health patients, homeless, and far left progressive types.

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Scooby721 6 points ago +6 / -0

You need to go look at Idahoman's post history. He has done us the service of posting dozens of these human disasters. Quality entertainment indeed.

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 5 points ago +5 / -0

My guess is IdahoMan is living near Spokane and checking out Tumblr, and this is the quality that Spokane has to offer.

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IdahoMan87 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Closest metro to me.

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PostyMcGee 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why do they take photos in public bathrooms though? Are they homeless? Are their homes horrendous? Why take a picture with a toilet?

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BritPedeMEGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also, it appears that most of them are the dumbest bastards alive. Selfie? Self timer has been a thing at least since what… iPhone 3GS?

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Apersonofinterest 4 points ago +4 / -0

It always makes me so hot seeing the plump, meaty hand holding their cel phone.

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ah yes. When trying to impress someone, find a black background and wear black so nobody can see just how morbidly fucking obese you are, and by all means, take your selfies in public restrooms.

And you're not even fucking CLOSE to a "hobbit". The closest thing to a fantasy figure you could possibly compare yourself to would be Vladimir Harkonnen.

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MAD-3R 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spice must flow.

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Poopybuttboy 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I don't discriminate by height (But I need someone atleast 6 foot tall to get me hard to reach twinkies)

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FromBilgewater 2 points ago +2 / -0

In her defense, I'm a 5'8" female, and I can reach every shelf in any store and get stuff in the back...so I don't think you need to be 6' to accomplish this.

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Indipendepede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wrist canckles > Wankles?

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not likely. She's to fat to even reach her bean.

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Indipendepede 2 points ago +2 / -0

While that is a valid point, she doesn't need to reach past her gunt if her wankles are at the end of her forearms.

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GarudaDarkblack 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought she had a lobster claw.

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Not_The_FBI 2 points ago +2 / -0

When I still did app dating (no longer, its fucking toxic) I would swipe right on disasters like this just to troll them when I was bored.

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FromBilgewater 2 points ago +2 / -0

I totally thought you were trying to infiltrate their ranks until I saw that you are "Not_The_FBI"

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Not_The_FBI 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha!!! So many people think I'm a glowie. I do not regret choosing my handle name.

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FromBilgewater 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ok, but I'm still not inviting you to my birthday party, glowie.

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Not_The_FBI 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha! I don't blame you, fren. Be well.

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Darthrift 2 points ago +2 / -0

Calf and ankle = cankle so Forearm and wrist = frist ?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

You go ahead and frist that. Lol

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yeldarb1983 1 point ago +1 / -0

water retention

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QEBL486 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fankles

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MeesterNeusbaum86 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was about to call bs when I saw she likes marathons, then I reread it

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Lurking_Waiting 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Dwarf calls herself a hobbit.