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Trilby 22 points ago +22 / -0

When they brag about curves, they never mention that all of them are convex.

onemoretimeagain22 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well,, round is like a curve of sorts...

IdahoMan87 [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

“hmu and I’ll explain my situation” TRANSLATION: “I’m cheating on my husband.”

habitual 10 points ago +10 / -0

She's wants sex outside a relationship and somehow believes there's anything desirable about her.

38 and looks her stomach hits the toilet seat, talking like she still thinks she's 20.


GarudaDarkblack 7 points ago +7 / -0

You know your society is fucked up when it elevates and refuses to call out women to the point that women near their 40's looking like this can tell you directly how shitty they are in their dating profile and still be so arrogant, selective, and expect to be pursued.

If I were to "shoot my shot" I'd be arrested for hunting without a license.

onemoretimeagain22 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damn man,, ya' really need to warn a guy


GarudaDarkblack 3 points ago +3 / -0

The neck down picture should have been enough warning but I'll admit I was also startled.

Bjorn_the_Black 6 points ago +6 / -0

》I'll explain my situation

You're 38 and 200+ pounds? Yeah, no explanation needed...

Awshit1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nevermind the curves, look at all those U-turns!

Hillarys_Ballsack 6 points ago +6 / -0

She seems to be under the impression she's 200lbs lighter than she is?

Secret555 5 points ago +5 / -0

Have to say it. With a name like Maureen you get exactly what you pay for.

Tourgen 4 points ago +4 / -0

She knows her time is up.

DerpHerpinson69 4 points ago +4 / -0

If I used degenerate apps like Tinder, my requirements would be: Hair must be undyed and at least shoulder length, must be hairless from the eyes down. Chins are limited to ONE, and Weight must be under 120lbs. Must be virgin in the eyes of the lord, canckles are an immediate disqualification.

FromBilgewater 1 point ago +1 / -0

Glad I'm not on dating apps anymore! I have a current BMI of 22, but 120 pounds would put me underweight for my height.

BritPedeMEGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

More chins than a Chinese phone book

GarudaDarkblack 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd allow up to 135 lbs depending on height, fitness, and breast size.

Chad_Dudebroski 3 points ago +3 / -0

As a >6' guy, your weight must be less than my height in cm

RyanT282 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's hitting the Wall, and she's hitting it fast.

BritPedeMEGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

She hit the wall, broke through to the other side.

Where an all you can eat buffet was waiting for her.

Kinda like a human wrecking ball.

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vSjrGNJbTaOeaBEC -1 points ago +3 / -4

Can't lie; she'd be fun to throw a load into up until the immediate-post-orgasm shame and regret hits.

GarudaDarkblack 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'll be honest and say that if she showed up to my hotel room for a hook-up blind date style (no pics, no entitled profile text) and I was in the middle of a long dry spell then, assuming she is actually nice when I talk to her outside the door, I'd probably go for it and deal with the shame afterwards, mostly because I'm a nice guy and would feel bad turning her away. No way would I knowingly invite her over after seeing her pictures or reading her profile though.

Chad_Dudebroski 1 point ago +1 / -0

The pussy stank would immediately turn me off, fatties have rank snatch bad enough to smell with pants on.

Chad_Dudebroski 1 point ago +1 / -0

think id rather fuck a dude no homo