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conso0mer 77 points ago +77 / -0

The winner is decided by democracy?? 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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BigPedeEnergy 45 points ago +46 / -1

Oh good I was about to abandon this place if it turned into a democracy run shithole

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ValuesLiberty 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am forever disappointed none of the submissions feature a tiny goat somewhere...

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Notablitheringidiot 66 points ago +66 / -0

we've had this same banner for quite a long time and it's time to freshen things up!

Change for the sake of change?

I’ll have no part in your progressivist nonsense.

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AlmostBased 76 points ago +76 / -0

Uploads current banner

refuses to elaborate

leaves u/#Lgigachad

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ButMyFeelings 9 points ago +9 / -0

The seasons change for the sake of change, something like this is sort of like that?

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Notablitheringidiot 12 points ago +12 / -0

The seasons change for the sake of change,

I thought that was more to do with the angle of the Earth relative to the sun

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deleted 17 points ago +18 / -1
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enoughdakka 11 points ago +11 / -0

Those dudes aren't actually still here are they

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Call_Me_Kaiser 12 points ago +12 / -0

The JIDF never left

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SomeWhiteGuy 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'm still here

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ButMyFeelings 3 points ago +5 / -2

Yes, if you want to go SCIENTIFIC on me…

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Crockett 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't agree with change for the sake of change but I do agree with change for the sake of I hate the current banner.

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Cj71 63 points ago +64 / -1
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happybillmoney [M] 16 points ago +16 / -0

I actually like this submission. Feels biblical. u/ZoomerCrusader ought to have clarified the dimensions. We need a banner image to be really wide and narrow. The current banner is 1820px X 170px. Doesn't have to be that exact demission just something in the ball pack to drop it in without it looking distorted.

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Chosen_1_1162 16 points ago +16 / -0

I will crusade on behalf of this banner, voting is for betas

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ValuesLiberty 14 points ago +14 / -0

Can't support it without a goat somewhere on it ;)

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Elvis_Interstellar [M] 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is awesome. The best and the most high effort one so far.

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blacktail13 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is great. I advocate for adding the Doomguy Pepe in the middle.

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fasterth 3 points ago +3 / -0

can we have one soytranny on the left side? how else will parlerwatchers feel identified lmao

otherwise excellent work m8

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Jim_The_Doge 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ay that’s pretty cool

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monkebrau 4 points ago +4 / -0

That is awesome

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benis_reich 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy fuck that's dope

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donjongun 3 points ago +3 / -0

wipes tears beautiful.

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yaythereal 32 points ago +34 / -2

https://files.catbox.moe/wjchr1.png my take, if you have suggestions what other logos to add I'll take it

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BigBeef 8 points ago +8 / -0

I like this one, recalls us back to the glory days of the site

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SoAngryRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

You need “Consume Product” on the center but this is best banner.

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Elvis_Interstellar 4 points ago +4 / -0

PRDUCT

Might want to fix that. And that's good yeah.

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happybillmoney 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is a neat one too. The blur looks better in this version.

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SoAngryRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. Best one here

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AnAngryPotato 1 point ago +1 / -0

My favorite so far

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AlmostBased 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like this one, simple and not too many colours

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RightfullyRacist 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love the positivity of this one, I don't like looking at soyjacks and fag flags each day.

Its very wholesome.

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Jim_The_Doge 29 points ago +29 / -0

https://files.catbox.moe/xo38zc.png “It’s Jim Time”

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happybillmoney [M] 22 points ago +22 / -0

no and banned.

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Jim_The_Doge 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh nevermind, i thought banner was like the Chad emoji thing. Lol sorry about that, I’m just gonna make a “banner” later then.

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happybillmoney 14 points ago +14 / -0

here, enjoy

u/#doge

u / # doge

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Jim_The_Doge 11 points ago +11 / -0

Thanks king, u/#doge

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Oppy235 9 points ago +9 / -0
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fasterth 8 points ago +8 / -0

when the nigger sus u/#doge

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OrganicMolecules 4 points ago +4 / -0

No spaces.

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Jhunga 2 points ago +2 / -0
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happybillmoney 5 points ago +5 / -0

you I might just add that emoji just for you

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SmashJewishSupremacy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Highest art I've ever seen.

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VonTyger 5 points ago +5 / -0

We need funkos, Shiba Inu, what else?

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Lean 26 points ago +28 / -2
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BigBeef 7 points ago +7 / -0

Best one, nice and simple.

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Lean 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks.

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Markusser 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love the based aesthetic

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Elvis_Interstellar 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like it. One of the best yet. Not sure why everyone who submitted them including you got 2 downvotes.

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fasterth 2 points ago +2 / -0

personally I would really like this one, I think it represents our vibes the best.

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happybillmoney 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice. Although don't get the gab thing in the lower right.

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Lean 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's my @.

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BigBeef 19 points ago +19 / -0

Should do bonus points if it isn’t made on a computer. Paint a banner on canvas or something, I hate computers.

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BasedKing 17 points ago +22 / -5

https://imgur.com/b6Tfown

Edit: probably gonna make another one soon

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Tourgen 4 points ago +4 / -0

pretty accurate of the community, it seems

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Captain_Raamsley 2 points ago +2 / -0

This one's good

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SchizoChristposter 2 points ago +2 / -0

This one.

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Elvis_Interstellar [M] 2 points ago +2 / -0

u/ZoomerCrusader forgot to specify, but the banner should be around 1820x170 px. Doesn't need to exactly match the dimensions, but at least have a similar aspect ratio. This is to prevent any significant distortion from being stretched.

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BasedKing 3 points ago +3 / -0
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happybillmoney 2 points ago +2 / -0

nice. might work better without the text. Or if you dressed up the text better. thanks

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RightfullyRacist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice one, I like it's vibes

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TakenusernameA 17 points ago +17 / -0

Download current banner

Open up GIMP

Open up banner in GIMP

Invert filter

Export

Mission complete

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jtpg3 15 points ago +15 / -0
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LaesOn 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like ascii art, it is neat.

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happybillmoney 2 points ago +2 / -0

icr?

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WesternCarnival 15 points ago +15 / -0

IM GOOONNAA SHHHOOOOP

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VonTyger 4 points ago +4 / -0

It needs funkos, Shiba Inu, coomer face guy (of course), maybe Ted, maybe Killdozer.

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Jhunga 12 points ago +12 / -0

https://i.imgur.com/PEtfL4B.png

Why does the banner have to be so Unique™ and Visually Stimulating™? Let your eyes rest, kings.

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BigBeef 7 points ago +7 / -0

Holy based

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happybillmoney 4 points ago +4 / -0

that was the og banner in at the start.

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Jhunga 2 points ago +2 / -0

R E T V R N

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AlmostBased 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, you're gonna hate mine

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dutchgroyper 12 points ago +12 / -0

Not participating but I’d like to see something whitepilling :)

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RightfullyRacist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed, too many black pills everywhere recently

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Leadforpeds 9 points ago +10 / -1

Do we get to choose the flair? If so I want mine to be "Grammar Nazi"

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BigBeef 10 points ago +10 / -0

Jokes on you guys, I got mine for FREE! Consoom flair.

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Captain_Raamsley 6 points ago +6 / -0

I asked for a flair and they never responded feelsbadman

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fasterth 1 point ago +1 / -0

im confused, do you hate the antichrist?

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BigBeef 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes

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usa_foot_print 9 points ago +13 / -4

Here you go faggots

https://m.imgur.com/a/Tw0i4C4

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Jhunga 3 points ago +3 / -0

Watch your language please.

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usa_foot_print 3 points ago +4 / -1

Bruh,what

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Jhunga 7 points ago +7 / -0

This isn't 4chan. We are not degenerates. Homosexuality is an abomination and our language should reflect our values, king.

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SiriusC1024 1 point ago +2 / -1

Pipe down concern troll faggot.

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AlmostBased 9 points ago +9 / -0

Back to the 80's, before degeneracy: https://files.catbox.moe/agdstr.png

Exact dimensions. I can make a higher quality one if needed

Also, mods, at the end of the competition, please make a post with a list of links of all submissions, so everything can be compared side by side instead of having to sort through comments here.

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happybillmoney 2 points ago +2 / -0

I dig the 80s theme. Kind of matches our consume guy.

Higher Love?

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AlmostBased 1 point ago +1 / -0

Glad you like it. Hopefully, the fact that I submitted it a few days later than everyone else won't cause my submission to be overlooked

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happybillmoney 2 points ago +2 / -0

nah I've looked at everything.

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AlmostBased 1 point ago +1 / -0

haha, I just realized you're a mod.

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happybillmoney 1 point ago +1 / -0

yup

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happybillmoney 1 point ago +1 / -0

First one is sick.

Instead of qui maybe replace with ted holo or poster?

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AngryAnarchist 0 points ago +1 / -1

I like the cyberpunk banner. Very Black Mirror feeling.

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SchizoChristposter 7 points ago +7 / -0

i hate change for the sake of change so i won't participate but whatever it's just a banner.

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DmMe 6 points ago +6 / -0

ZoomerCrusader pls, my brain can't into 50 Shades of G(r)ay and this place is a clusterfuck all of a sudden. I never really considered how important color pattern recognition is even in the act of scrooolling. In real life, sure, need colors so you know when to relax... but for scrooolling? Turns out, I am a racist scroller, I don't click certain colors. I cannot scrooll colorblind, help pls.

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SeproDep 5 points ago +5 / -0

You wanna see some horrendous designs?

https://files.catbox.moe/6ub5ee.png (normal)

https://files.catbox.moe/rv1k3n.png (with a crappy .win logo I made last year)

The ConsumeProduct logo is supposed to look bad. It's supposed to look like cursive from a glance, and globohomo when you look at it. I felt like the rainbow Star of David with the thicker border might have been a bit too on-the-nose, but I added it in anyway.

Side note: the Catbox website features Hideri from Blend-S in the corner. Hideri is a crossdresser. I don't know if we should be using that site for our image hosting. I typically use Cubeupload.

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jtpg3 2 points ago +2 / -0

reject others file upload soyvices

make your own

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IcanOnlyAfford_a_VW 5 points ago +5 / -0

Think I'm a bit late but here's mine (you may have to download to view properly since it's the same dimensions as the current one)

https://imgur.com/a/7kic5H3

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AlmostBased 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks good. I hope the newer submissions don't get buried. I will probably finish tomorrow

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IcanOnlyAfford_a_VW 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://imgur.com/a/O1TbFMx

this one has a slightly nicer divider I think

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RightfullyRacist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Very nice, I like this one since it shows you can live on the "right" positive side of life

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VonTyger 4 points ago +4 / -0

It needs more funkos

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MiloYiannopoulos 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trying again: Consume

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generalpopler1 2 points ago +2 / -0

whats the deadline?

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AlmostBased 1 point ago +1 / -0

Last day of june I think

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fasterth 2 points ago +2 / -0
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Mr_Narrative 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rubs hands intensively

Bring it.

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Smol_Gobbo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I could try drawing a banner from scratch, I am digital art maker-type person, but that might not be what ye mods are looking for.

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DrNilesCrane___ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aw I love the banner. I was just laughing about it the other day. It's perfect

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Lean 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's the aspect ratio?

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Lean 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kewl, I'll see what I can do.

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NickGerr 2 points ago +2 / -0

A bit late but here is my submission, hope you guys like how it looks :)

Light: https://files.catbox.moe/5fiavq.png

Dark: https://files.catbox.moe/avbrgg.png

Also, let me know if there are any crucial changes to be made, feedback is appreciated!

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happybillmoney 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only one that made a light and dark theme. Nice.

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BasedKing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trying again

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